iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

erin @equifax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

i’m in frankfurt where you really don’t, especially during the book fair i think they’re used to switching to English for us. it’s beautiful!

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I love this country and if they want to take me out i really don’t think i can argue

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

just almost choked on a pickle, which would have been the perfect way to die in germany

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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 08/10/2026

East Liberty. 130 S. Whitfield Street - Carnegie Library. Caller says that a disruptive guy is throwing computers at people.

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i love getting my daily nextdoor highlights email

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i always feel in touch with the german spirit when someone is walking faster behind you and they go “HALLO?!” to get you to move. i agree, i need to get my shit together

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the ancient ritual of pretending you don’t know your coworkers at the pre-conference hotel breakfast

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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I DON'T LIKE THE NEW ONES

its a box of girl scout cookies that says "NEW FLAVOR". The flavor is "the girls sell you a box of dirt by accident but you eat one anyway & all the girls laugh, even the real sad one with the little broken arm. So now you decide to come back every week & eat dirt to lift everybody's spirits but now doctor says you're sick from doing that and you say "but my career!!" & he gets mad and says "i don't see how eating dirt to make children laugh is a career, you don't even get paid" so now YOU get mad and say "the SMILES are the payment!!" & you punch the doctor in
the mouth & he died & now you can't go
back home because of the police are there"

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

uber driver just cranked up a thousand years by christina perri

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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

was sitting in the apartment, and all of a sudden, baba o'riley started playing from the apartment next door at a volume i never thought was even possible. blaring like the booming voice of god. i am really happy for whatever experience those people just had

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it’s so funny to hear the commentators glazing how beautiful and magical it is to see the two great football minds rodgers and mccarthy united for one last ride and then rodgers gets sacked 400 times and starts crying

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i’ve seen enough. Fire mike mccarthy

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the thing that rules in the mike tomlin minecraft video is when he’s like “different areas around my minecraft city were modeled after places i traveled to” and then you get to imagine him going to every steelers away game and looking around for inspo for his minecraft city

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they really do make you feel like you’re 23 at a weezer concert and then you have to go back into the world and be like ugh yeah i’m not staying on top of my core exercises lately

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

update: used the women’s room at the weezer show. fastest and most efficient concert bathroom experience i have ever had. Great job all around ladies

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

adding “weezer concert” alongside “wrestling show” to my mental rolodex of places where you will never have to wait in line for the women’s room

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oblivion npc barks from an altmer that has 10 disposition toward you

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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don’t eat that chicken soup! That was for the soul!

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sooooon!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

UGH!!!! you are the single best writer in this space and i have always been awed by how you manage to pull off such chaotic, inventive feats of language even in the most confined and unlikely places. i am so sorry to hear about this bullshit 🖤🖤🖤

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you can’t be out here losing to case keenum in 2026

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

if you put it in your car the car would be like “yeah i can use that to go”

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

gio always jokes that he likes mountain dew because it tastes like paint thinner, gasoline, other such liquids and it is ha ha funny but the olivia rodrigo baja blast literally does taste like gasoline

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i love when they introduce the players on sunday night football and there’s the one guy who gets silly with it like “Damian Johnson… On My Grind So Hard I Might Die From It University”

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fortify potions temporarily increase attributes and abilities. Fortify potions include: fortify strength, fortify intelligence, fortify willpower, fortify agility, fortify speed, fortify personality, fortify luck, fortify health, fortify spell points, fortify fatigue, and fortify endurance.

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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

For us Millennials, it used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. But now… ✅ We can’t cook. ✅ We drink 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽. ✅ We’ve forsaken our shepherd!

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you know, i’ve always found them very friendly there but it is absolutely the place i tell people about when they ask for a neighborhood recommendation because i’m trying to gatekeep mathilde

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it stares straight into the dark heart of post-9/11 america and the deep cynicism of that early strain of seedy voyeuristic reality tv and the like newgrounds era of the internet and says “Yeah there were literal demons in there”

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

primetime… a fucking masterpiece

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

every single ai graphic that anyone generates ever includes the structure “same x, different y” or “good x, better y” in the bottom corner in a handwriting font

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Doors are getting heavier. I never hear anyone talking about this

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

wow, good thing none of the lower-level systems knowledge is foundational to the higher-level knowledge or anything. we’d be really fucked if that were the case

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You come to me in such ratty attire and expect me to talk? Go away.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

one thing in life that will always get me is anthropomorphized recycling. if a plastic bottle says “see you again soon!” on the label i am slamming that into a recycling bin with tears in my eyes. Absolutely i will see you again soon

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this is a really gorgeous piece from luke. the whole internet used to be made up of these atomized spaces that would develop their own hyper-specific cultures, and as we all increasingly get railroaded onto the same sites it is moving to hear about a place where the Commenter’s Spirit persists

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

they never even get that many likes on their posts so i must assume i am one of only a handful of people seeing this. And boy am i seeing it

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the facebook algorithm has led me to a community of seemingly like 20 women who are conducting a sort of soap opera open rp where they’re all married to anime characters and they post ai images of their self-inserts getting into fights and going out for drinks with each other and whatnot

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Zucchini @zucchinizii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My chud shopkeeping son that I hate

A screenshot of Xenogears on the PS1, where Fei and Elly are talking to a guy who says: "Hey! If you need something from my store, go talk to my stupid son."

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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it’s wild to me how many distinct systems there are that don’t really work together/inform each other! all of the free time mechanics feel super disjointed like you’re suddenly playing four different games

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