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I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgot about Dre.

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 14h
AI doomsday scenario where it redirects the entire global economy to producing more rationalist Harry Potter fanfic
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 13h
what was health insurance
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm glad the supermarket deli has deviled egg potato salad for the people who want that, but I almost always just want some egg salad. I can add potatoes if I want to, they are so much less work than eggs. Please just let me pay you for the hard part.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At karaoke and I'm wondering how much I'm in the minority when it comes to the priority of being on beat vs catching up on missed lyrics. Maybe it's my choir experience talking, but please just come back in with the right notes on beat. Maybe not even the right notes. Just get back on the beat.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Based solely on how many fundraising spam texts I've received in the last two days, and not on any moral or practical basis for the health of the people of Texas and this great nation, I hope Talarico loses so hard that he is transported to an animated dimension where he is assailed by beastmen.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You get Poe and Finn and Rose zeroed in on the Star Destroyer-shaped problems, and sic Rey on the wizard-shaped problem. Leia does The General shit. Including "since it sucks so much to have to kill this guy a second time let's devote a large amount of attention to making sure there isn't a third"
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today in I Can Fix Him delusions: "Somehow, Palpatine returned" isn't a bad line if it's setting up two important objectives: 1) deal with Palpatine, and 2) deal with the "somehow" Which it didn't, so it is.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ASI2e Revised & Expanded
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a pot roast for the first time yesterday. Which means my personality for the present and the near future is "Guy Who Just Made A Pot Roast For The First Time."
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and we're back! COMICS DISCOURSE LOOP: No, It Is You Who Failed Superman Why Doesn't Batman Simply Buy Crime? <--- YOU ARE HERE Alan Moore: Threat or Menace? Writers Vs. Artists What If The Big Two Released Monthly Anthologies Instead Everyone (Except You) Knew Outed Monster Was Monster
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
How a bear shall be armed pt 1/2 A simple tutorial to draw maille !
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's a kind of nice thing that she keeps giving the Gaylors enrichment for their enclosure. One or two bowling balls or sausage-filled pumpkins per major release.
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Reynaldo @naldodrinan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hear you like towns, well I got 20 of them for you. breakrpg.blogspot.com/2026/09/20-t...
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20 Types of Outer World Towns (Setting)
There is a vast variety of settlements throughout Outer World. The most common of these are the small towns and remote villages that dot the...
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You fucked up a perfectly good rock is what you did. Look at it. It's got hallucinations.
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🎃Farmer GaddAAAHH!!!!🎃 @farmergadda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For now, I'm happy to not be haunting the void.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day to all who celebrate. It's good to be alive.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If it's any consolation, my YouTube algorithm has been serving me a good amount of actually funny trans jokes from contemporary up-and-coming standups
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 26/09/2026
However (you rightly) feel about Arnold as a human, as a governor etc. He was raised (literally and culturally) by people who had been Nazis. He saw their impact firsthand. He knew ball.
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kiki's Delivery Service, No. 1 in Koriko since 1989 ✉️ 🎁 🍞
An art nouveau style posters featuring Kiki flying on a broomstick with Jiji. The background shows various scenes of bread and pastries, plus the town of Koriko.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Just give us Florence Pugh as a lesbian James Bond. I assure you people will be totally normal about this
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To celebrate the launch of Sweet Shop, the Comixology We Truly Deserve, ALL Iron Circus ebooks are ONE. DOLLAR. EACH. GET ON THIS.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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rm [-r] lininger @0xdaeda1a.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Without the threat of giant SUVs and pickups running over their children, people were beginning to feel too safe and started taking their families to hang out here more often—it was getting out of hand, especially with the lovely Waterfront nearby.”
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Alan Au @alanau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day to those who celebrate.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[picture of aragorn and arwyn looking over a rail at night into the cleavature of rivendell, she holds a cigarette loosely in one hand]
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Cyan Worlds @cyan.com · 25/09/2026
33 years ago today, the Stranger stepped onto the dock of Myst Island for the first time. We can still hear the water splashing against the pilings.
The dock of Myst Island from the original version of the game. A wooden dock ends at a spiral staircase that leads up to giant gears on a hillside. A ship is sunk in the water on the right, and parts of buildings are visible on the left.
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silver @silverboots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to study Forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 23/09/2026
After months of doing his best to pretend he’s ever given a single actual shit about women’s sports, today local transphobe and Washington Sex Verification Requirements for Female School Sports Initiative supporter Rick Petty admitted he doesn’t know how much longer he can keep this up.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hold no truck with anyone attempting to tell you that thinking critically about the irresponsibility of individuals in community automatically makes you "aligned with the fascists". Christ, how disingenuous. That's commissar rhetoric. You can feel them reaching for the Tokarev they wish was there.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two things can be true: It sucks how this was brought to greater attention and by whom, and also the struggle session-leading activists are weaponizing social justice rhetoric to bully and cause harm.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not entirely out of my lane here. I'm routinely the only person I can see on a given bus or a train car in Seattle still wearing a mask in 2026. I just had to burn a day and a half of PTO to recover from a bad saving throw vs vaccine side effects. I'm doing my part over here.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A niche cultural space going down to mandatory masks 6 nights a week from 7 in 2026 is already unreasonable, but from the other direction. A niche cultural space having _one_ mandatory masking night _every_ week in 2026 is leaving so much money on the table no one should be surprised if they folded.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
China winning the 21st century through the radical disruptive technology of "taking notes and then referring to those notes"
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tomorrow: Gavin Newsom announces that he's reached an agreement allowing El Niño to devastate California in exchange for a non-partisan non-binding oversight committee.
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What in the born yesterday-ass business decisions
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One <3 minute ambush loss, one extraction with a full pack, and one loss to getting sloppy against the bots. Not a bad little afternoon trip to New Cascadia.
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Bliz @blizzic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you can tell the executives who make these kinds of decisions are really good at their jobs because they keep fucking reversing them
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anatomically modern cumin @entonfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The local AYCE sushi place I like to hit up for weekday lunch price is closed today for remodeling and training >=[ FINE I'll do a run or two in Marathon
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