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Eliana :3

@empresscamellia.bsky.social
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She/Fae, Trans Writer/Artist/Drag Queen/Musician/Tarot Reader/Aspiring YouTuber/Muppet In drag, you can call me April Showers :3 Shapeshifting Plural Vixen Silly Switchy Witchy ♓️♎️♐️

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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 6h
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Strategic Kosbold Stockpile @k05-is-back.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OH RIGHT. If you're looking for this year's #monsterfucktober list, I am gonna repost that here. I'll be deleting this post once the main account is back <3
The list, sorry, not alt-texting this one.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The jizzberries taste like jizzberries!
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Ash COMMISSIONS OPEN @ashharts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d like you to meet my new Star Wars OC, Kitsch Bitchhitter
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The One Piece live action adaptation is leaking into reality again
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him poop When I hear that train a callin’ I hang my head and poop
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John in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them.
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe the real Cum Town was the friends we made along the way
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“A QUICK NOTE ABOUT THE ORANGE CAT His name is Kevin.” Happy #caturday
A QUICK NOTE
ABOUT THE ORANGE CAT
His name is Kevin.
Kevin does not belong to this café.
Kevin has a home.
Kevin is fed at home.
Kevin has convinced at least 14 customers that he has not eaten in several days.
This is a lie.
Kevin has already had breakfast.
Twice.
Please stop buying him sausage.
Kevin weighs 8.4 kg.
Kevin is currently on a diet.
Kevin strongly disagrees with this decision.
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Shinra Archaeology @shinraarchaeology.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FFVII event planner Jun Akiyama was responsible for creating Cid's running animation. The rest of the staff loved it so much that at one point they had all the NPCs in the towns running around like Cid. Akiyama eventually caught wind and put an end to it. (Famitsu #1224)
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Knuckle tattoos that say “CUM?” & “CUM!”
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site
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domino @stopmrdomino.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’ve been thinking about this ted edit by tiktok user “wrestledee” for DAYS
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These are all I give my baby and now it's crawling around the walls like fucking Trainspotting
Two bottles of Orbitz soda
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
r/superman
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What is Superman's "Kryptonite"?
In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable.
I'm curious what fans here would consider to be
Superman's "Kryptonite"?
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cum Town is in your heart.
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Knuckle tattoos that say “CUM DUMPSTER”
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Home Movies scene

Coach McGuirk: Brendon, I don't lend money to eight year olds... anymore.

And if you see Billy tell him I'm looking for him.
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Crungo @crungokong.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Phrux @phrux.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
game idea: ethical consumption of capitalists it is about hunting and eating the rich
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animal crossing pics @goj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a cow is being abducted by a UFO. Panel 2. The cow is standing inside the UFO in an observation room. It’s unusually still and unresponsive. There is a grey alien standing next to the cow, rubbing his chin, looking confused about the motionless nature of the cow. Another grey alien is emerging from off panel, and is smiling and shushing someone else out of frame. Panel 3: the cow opens on a hinge laterally down the middle. It’s hollow on the inside and a grey alien stripper pops out, smiling, with a big theatrical gesture. The first alien is laughing and totally surprised, and his buddies excitedly laugh and step into frame to celebrate.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A man says "I drew a picture." Another man reviews it and says "hey, that's great!" He then tosses it behind him on a large pile of indistinct garbage. We zoom out to see that the gigantic pile of garbage towers above them. It has a big sign on it labelled "content."
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Wait, you’re telling me Ted doesn’t even use a lasso??
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
AFAB Only Final Destination No Items
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Tycho from Penny Arcade says "Gabe I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally suck your cock." Gabe says "Well I would love that, but I died three years ago." Tycho reaches out and Gabe's ethereal form wisps into nothingness. Tycho sheds a single tear and shouts "nooooo..." He turns his head toward the heavens in anguish and laments "I never got to suck his cock."
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
once you start paying attention, you realize a lot of women are actually Bugs Bunny
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
She/Her Final Destination No Items
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
shout out biff
Biff
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Still from the movie No Country for Old Men showing Anton Chigurh speaking to the shopkeeper with text that reads "what's the most you ever lost on a game of Smash Bros"
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Waggtoon (Commissions Open) @waggtoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The holy grail of Muppet Lost Media has finally found it's way online; the original unaired pilot episode of The Muppet Show. Here's a preview featuring the original extended opening.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/07/2026
Thank god MCU fans are getting the payoff they deserve in Avengers Doomsday: Shang-Chi will finally face his arch-rival, Gambit, in single combat
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A man in a suit smoking a cigar says "we need a way to change the minds of young men about gender minorities." Another man in a suit holding a glass of whiskey posits "what about some sort of pro-trans lad magazine?" The first man looks inspired. They have produced their magazine entitled "The Ethical Chaser" which features a well put-together man on the cover with articles like "Torso Pics: Do's and Don'ts," How to flirt beyond 'hi' and 'ur so sexy,'" and the wines of New Jersey. Tearfully, one of the men states "we are going to change the fucking world."
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
LEGALLY ELLY
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hi my name is Monkey D. Luffy, welcome to Jackass!
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the explosive diarrhea parasite doesn't affect you if you already have IBS in fact it lets you start shitting out hollow purples in the dennys
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie The Porno
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Eliana :3 @empresscamellia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Remember the part in Metal Gear Solid 2 where the president grabs Raiden by the pussy
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We are fucked when they make their way inland
A map of all the Michigan lighthouses(the most of any state) they almost completely ring the state
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