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EmperorHouse

@emperorhouse.bsky.social
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Just a dude doing dude things. 30 something, don't remind me.

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Peta says bring back Łink @petabytes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They'd rather produce notdogs than pay someone minimum wage.
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gaben, Nomura, and Disney's Frozen head preparing to strike back with their secret weapon.
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Jay Kirell @jasonkirell.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kurt Schlicter once told a disabled veteran to off himself. I know because I was that veteran.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
theonion.com
Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I DID NOT ASK YOU, GOOGLE DOCS.
My text: Olivia: That one looks like a tunnel. It vexes.

Google Docs suggests I replace "It vexes" with "it's annoying".
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess he took his Lex Luthor role too seriously.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What the fresh hell is this, Wisconsin? Dems are like a chicken with its head cut off.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Socialism bad, but we need to support establishment dems because conservatives are authoritarian election deniers, but we need big new ideas, but not so big that they're scary." We tried that. It's how we got here, bro. The middle doesn't motivate or solve. www.foxnews.com/video/640199...
foxnews.com
Gen Z Democrat considers leaving party over socialism | Fox News Video
Gen Z journalist Eli Thompson discusses the rising popularity of socialism among young voters, criticizing the Democratic Party's leftward shift. He explains why he, a former Kamala Harris supporter, ...
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He announced at the correspondents dinner that he's running in 2028 for a fourth term. Can someone just do something? Anything? Any idea is good.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can someone explain the Ashley Webb stuff to me like I'm an idiot? Does the transgender community find her a good or bad rep?
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Scott Malin @scottmalin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is a good point. I wonder if we should just think of ways to describe the needs and rights of trans people in terms that apply to every person regardless?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Aibo - Zonny @aibo-zonny.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
FOX "not" NEWS 🔥
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wooby @ruby.gay · 19/06/2026
Palworld figured it out? Palworld?
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Oatmeal 🍎 @oatsterz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Im tired
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bluesky watching scaffolding together
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this article is circulating with a COMPLETELY bullshit framing and clickbait lie about it, the "ai cybersecurity" firm is actually training AGAINST AI and the conan series is about helping people spot deepfakes and other gen-ai material, beginning with the famous robert smigel video mouth sketches
variety.com
Conan O’Brien Partners With AI Cybersecurity Firm for 15-Part Training Series
Cybersecurity AI firm Adaptive Security enlisted Conan O'Brien to star in a 15-part training series.
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Gwen @sapphicsludge.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is the fourth time Nomura has created Noctis and he is becoming increasingly efficient at it.
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Phanterm @phanterm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
vein kid meme but it's sora
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Norm Clark @normsmusic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Scientists have identified RFK Jr.’s brain worm as Stephanus milleri, a parasitic larva from the Miller tapeworm family. Symptoms include fever dreams of authority, allergic reactions to compassion, and an uncontrollable urge to turn public health into a border-control experiment.
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Friendly Neighborhood Murdercat @shanzival.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And whooo boy, do they hate being called out on it despite calling for functionally the same thing with "punishing Democrats/liberals" They absolutely refuse to acknowledge that they are their own worst enemy.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
SCOTUS, the DoJ, Trump, State legislatures, appellate and state courts... All of them have been rotted over decades. What serious recourse is there when they have made our politics illegal to mend? Our rights illegal to defend? Our lives illegal to save/afford? When is secession justified?
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DuendeonFuego @duendeonfuego.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
new plan to save the world: fake an apocalypse and get all the billionaires to retreat into their bunkers and then we just kinda leave them there and/or shuffle around the front door every once in a while and pretend to be zombies while we actually build a better world
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Jacob @jacobaugust.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That’s why it’s so disappointing we settled on TERF as an acronym when FART (Feminism-Appropriating Radical Transphobe, original coiner unknown) was right there.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Three confirmed tornados in the county and this lil' guy doesn't even give that many shits. I know us Illinoisans have a reputation for spectating, but c'mon.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's cringe how much our decisions about a system hinge on how desperate we are to pretend that said system still functions despite the problem.
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Kara Jorgensen @authorkaraj.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Yes, hi, I would like to trade my nervous system in for one that isn't stuck on "being hunted for sport" mode.
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Good news, John Dilworth had been informed that crypto is bad and he's ditching it for good.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@geckowo.bsky.social I hate when I'm reading one of the few based posts on Xitter, and it stops existing part way through. It's like "Oh no! They got her!"
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Greg Bovino found dead in Miami, being triumphantly carried into someone's bed by their very proud cat
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti… This is who Trump’s secret police killed today in Minnesota. He was a VA nurse.
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B’rel @brelknight.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Exactly. Let Trump also try to invoke the insurrection act now so we can sue and not 2 days before the election to throw it into Chaos so he can steal the election
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I have confirmed baby-ass site is for babies.
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Make sure to give the Minneapolis Hilton your best review!
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"You disgust me" would have been my choice.
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DJ "Jo" NoneYa 🟧 @djnoneya.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Errington Thompson @ecthompsonmd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A simple question
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Life imitates art.
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:
A male Anna’s hummingbird at the door. So nosy! 🤣
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the first great-grandchild to unlock the nsfw mode with great-grandmas virtual AI is going to create so much complex sociological energy it'll reanimate Sigmund Freud instantly like Frankensteins monster
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EmperorHouse @emperorhouse.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
King Trump just killed MAGA for the insurance money, and his base is BIG mad about it.
Laura Ingraham Twitter post of her interview with trump where he says "we have to bring in talent" after claiming Americans don't have the skills for technical jobs.
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