Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social · 25/07/2023I can’t get this out of my head I think I’ve been hexed by Babushka Carlson 2150
Reposted by Emma Tolkinonion person @junlper.beer · 06/07/2023hi friends :) what’s your favorite type of bread. i like sour dough ❤️ sorry i’m just workshopping what my first post on thread (realizing this post needs a twist to go viral) human life has no value to me 1491523130
Reposted by Emma TolkinBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 06/07/2023It's funny how we just want to write little messages to each other and billionaires keep being like, "what if you could do that... sort of" 91083232
Reposted by Emma TolkinJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Mark Zuckerberg only makes apps with two outcomes: 1) Total Dud and 2) Wildly Successfully Far-Right Radicalization Tool 213019
Reposted by Emma Tolkinpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬 1431756213
Reposted by Emma Tolkinugh @ughfinewhatever.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer 241637302
Reposted by Emma TolkinA. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 05/07/2023the question "tits or ass" is premised on a false dichotomy, a sort of cleavage between two spheres if you will, and is therefore invalid 1508
Reposted by Emma TolkinKyle 🌱 @kyleplantemoji.bsky.social · 28/04/2023I give them permission to do all this actually. They can also spit in my mouth and tell me I need to work harder if I want mommy's approval 3676
Reposted by Emma TolkinAlexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved 4884414083
Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Why the FUCK did it take me this long to watch the sopranos!!! 1211
Reposted by Emma Tolkingeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 04/07/2023rate limited exceeded is a liminal space and i'm going to queer it 051
Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social · 04/07/20235 episodes into The Sopranos and I am already so obsessed with Tony it’s stupid 2100
Reposted by Emma TolkinSIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 04/07/2023im trying so hard to just be a silly little goofy guy but i remain plagued by ominous visions and fits of madness 46516
Reposted by Emma TolkinKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 04/07/2023i want my account to be a unique cinematic breathtaking experience that leaves the reader in awe and wonder over how a woman can be THAT annoying 5689
Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Did you hear this is the official react meme of Bluesky? Just fyi 0100
Reposted by Emma TolkinGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 03/07/2023it's hard to be horny on here because it kind of feels like the backrooms 711711
Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Can’t tweet at all and watching the sopranos for the first time, I feel cursed 0131
Reposted by Emma TolkinGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 03/07/2023strega nona. stella luna. baba yaga. the world is full of trochee women of different dispositions 1537
Reposted by Emma TolkinBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/06/2023Everyone at the jerk store is on strike. When I called them, I was told they would be all out of you until their demands were met 0115
Reposted by Emma TolkinJustin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji.bsky.social · 05/06/2023One of my favorite movie production facts is when they were filming Lawrence of Arabia the king of Jordan at the time fell in love with a secretarial assistant on the set & married her & she became a queen & the current king of Jordan is her son 3487
Reposted by Emma Tolkin"fart" @jonhendren.com · 19/05/2023you will not catch my ass ordering something called a Confusion Burger thats the shit in a jrpg that makes you attack your own guys 522139
Reposted by Emma Tolkinbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/05/2023i genuinely wish "ouch my balls" was a real tv show 9574
Reposted by Emma TolkinDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 16/05/2023We are having one last honorifics blowout before they shut it all down. I am calling random people captain and professor. I am calling my barista doctor. If I see so much as a raincoat on a man on the street, I am calling him judge. 13910
Reposted by Emma TolkinSpice @icespice.bsky.social · 16/05/2023Shitposters do skeet with purpose. Shitposting is not producing shit. It is grasping the nuances of multiple media at once and converging seemingly arbitrary moments of culture into new expressions of idea 1820451
Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social · 16/05/2023If @dennisbhooper.bsky.social hadn’t given me a LECTURE about DECORUM I would be posting photos of MY ASS 270
Emma Tolkin @emmatolkin.bsky.social · 16/05/2023So what’s the vibe here is it like the counselor party after a week at camp or 192
