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@emipsaloquitur.bsky.social
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(she/her) Lawyer. Cereal connoisseur. Not verified but my cats will vouch for me.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 14h
Steve is a good faith operator, so - in good faith, some answers but fundamentally what it comes down to with me is that this conservative supermajority makes real progressive governance impossible, and it will hold its power forever (through strategic retirement) unless stripped of that power
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17h
will try to answer these in a piece next week but for now i will say that part of the *point* of court expansion, in my mind, is to create a disequilibrium — a potential race to the bottom — that will force a truce.
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EIL @emipsaloquitur.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm like 99% sure this was explicitly tested on the MPRE
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Crazy idea: Democrats should defend immigration and immigrants, run on the idea that immigrants make America great, and stop Homer Simpsoning themselves into the shrubbery every time Republicans try to demagogue it.
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Aubrey Gordon @yrfatfriend.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fellow fat people/people who wear plus sizes: what would real solidarity from your thinner friends & family look like for you? (Once again, asking thin & midsize people to sit this one out & just listen. Take notes & take action!)
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
can’t believe OpenAI had someone on staff who thought it was appropriate to record everything that people around him said
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 14/10/2026
We need to make Stephen Miller's nightmares come true. Jot that down as a platform plank.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
proof that racism makes you hopelessly stupid
recent popular Twitter poll in which 78 percent of users thought 1939 Europe could beat modern Africa in a war
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Three Scary Rogue Agents in a Trenchcoat @alexhanna.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No one is allowed to send anymore emails until 2027 We have enough
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's a time and a place for a Hedgehog
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And, specifically, when you insist on replying to me with it — and I do not mean good-faith questions or analysis, but rather knee-jerk "they'll ignore it"/"there are no consequences" pablum — you tell me that you (1) don't actually know what's happening and (2) aren't attempting to understand.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I said this in a thread last night and in a thousand threads before it, but you really are doing the work of those who would destroy democracy and the rule of law when you are a doomer. You can be aware of — and vigorously oppose — the lawlessness of this administration without insisting on doom.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you find yourself writing about a “sticky biological reality”, my advice would be to take your hand out of your pants
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/10/2026
question for brooks: what if they are, literally, nazis?
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uh oh, did someone’s website and personal account experience a big drop in activity after Ukraine hit a Russian data center?
Elon Musk: “Zelensky has gone too far”

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2109033017184338141
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is the basis of civilization
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very dystopian that on the article about a A.I. data center poisoning the air, there's a little rainbow A.I. chatbot button just lurking at the edge, waiting to poison the air some more to answer your banal question
The article below with a rainbow tab on the side which initiates a chat bot 
Text: 
Gadget Revieu_

HOME Y

EMERGING TECH / AI

Virginia Data Center Ran
Diesel Generators for 24
Hours. Residents Fled Their

Homes

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Sterling residents had no legal recourse as
189 of Virginia's 197 data-center air permits
allow emergency diesel runs without public

review
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/10/2026
if your agents are going to commit crimes, you are legally responsible if you cannot figure out how to prevent your agents from doing crimes, you’re going to have to choose between releasing them and protecting yourself from criminal liability imo this would do more for “ai safety” than a sex cult
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you know how in school you knew bullying was bad but there was that one kid who was such a dick the rule didn't apply when it happened to him? That's what printers are to the appliance world
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10/10/2026
Announcing "our product attracts the kind of people who want to verbally abuse something that can't fight back on a level we've had to address structurally" feels like a little bit of a self-own, tbh, but thankfully I'm not in charge of their marketing.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10/10/2026
I'm not participating in discourse about whether or not I should be nice to software that I wouldn't willingly use unless a horse kicked me in the head several times. 😂
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 09/10/2026
Feels to me like the U.S. government livestreaming the shooting death of a guy in a wheelchair is going to be in all the history books, and hopefully framed as the end of an era that was very bad, and not the start of an era that was much, much worse
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.//Swav Silverhand✘ 🖥️ @suavevillain.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
This is bleak. Damn you gotta offload reading to your own kid too.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anywho, I've been disappointed in most abortion rights organizations in the U.S. for decades now. The orgs that have acquitted themselves the best have been the abortion funds. You should direct your support and money to them.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If Democrats win, johnson will not be speaker at the point where they are swearing in the new Congress. They are sworn in by the speaker elect, who is chosen by the member elects
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MariEsposeets @mariesposeets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bunny tantrum
3 panels. A little bunny looks angry. Thumps feet. Bunny: I'm sorry you had to see that, but I'm feeling rather POd. Pen, pencil, watercolor.
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whatever criticisms one might want to make of how Mamdani has navigated negotiations with various wings of the Democratic Party and different political factions in NYC, I’m genuinely confused as to how he would be implicated in genocide?
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"we count those"
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey, as a kind of doctor, let me note that it's actually good for you to have a silly little laugh once in a while without forcing the conversation back to #ResistLib2026 #DumpDrumpf mode
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Owen Barcala @obarcala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ban all justices from publishing books, not because they're a vehicle for bribes but because they're all self-indulgent dreck
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2026
I hate post-credits scenes. It's not Avengers Initiative o'clock anymore, and I'm not a little child who needs a happy meal toy about the next movie/season at the end of the credits. Put scenes in the goddam thing the scenes are supposed to be in
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this week's bake off is kicking off with "american cookies" and i think it triggered my "Paul Hollywood s'mores" ptsd
an image of a treat that Paul Hollywood calls a "s'more". It is not a s'more. It is two round cookies, with a thin layer of chocolate perfectly spread on their insides, sandwiching a VERY lightly toasted marshmallow that is the exact size of the cookie. They look like little horrible cylinders. The marshmallow is not smushed up, it is standing tall like it's barely been touched by heat. Everything about it is wrong.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

REAGAN '80
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, he’s lost the juice.
Mon Oct 5
7:33
Breaking News
Facing backlash, President Trump said his super PAC would pay for ads promoting him that had been paid for by taxpayers.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hard to understate the discipline it would take to do this since it’s so tempting to attach other shit to popular legislation, but this is where IMO you have to sacrifice short term tactical gains for strategy and mass politics. Hill reporters know when it’s just a messaging bill vs. real stakes.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If they get both chambers Dems could pass several simple one-page bills with ultra-popular stuff like raising the minimum wage. No lobbyist BS, no games with amendments, something a middle school social studies class can understand and dare the Rs to veto.
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kilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026
the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 04/10/2026
how am I gonna explain to my therapist that 149,000 people on twitter want me dead
tweet that says “we need to go back in time and kill the wendys social media manager from 2017”
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be honest, I’m not sure “it would have been a homer but it hit the roof” is any more compelling than “it would have been a homer in a park with a shorter wall.” Ball parks aren’t standard. They talk all the time about fly outs that would be home runs elsewhere, and vice versa.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Aaron Sojourner @aaronsojourner.org · 04/10/2026
If only the Constitution gave Congress power over the federal budget instead of the president. Ah well, nevertheless...
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