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Ian is the Priest-King of the Sacred Grove at Nemi @poetinbabylon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

via the BCW, found this prayer of Hildegard of Bingen today that says “I want you to help me fight against THE FLAMING DRAGON OF SIN WITHIN ME THAT EATS AWAY MY VERY SOUL” and my goodness is that Metal

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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 10/05/2026

“We, the creators of the Torment Nexus, are now suing the writers of the classic science fiction novel ‘Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.’”

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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 14/01/2026

I think someone should Moneyball the Puppy Bowl this year. Forget about star power and just bring in a bunch of low-cost unlovable mutts that know how to move the chains.

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Some day this man is going to try to sell you a monorail. It’s important that you say no. (cue Fleetwood Mac)

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Free ideas: Nazgul: security as a service from Pinkerton Denethor: fractional HOA leadership on demand Mt. Doom: Super elite geothermally powered ski resort

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AzAnsel @azansel.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

So...um... you named your company after a character who pretty famously missed two people sneaking into his home despite having an extensive security system. A system which included 24/7 monitoring and active military personnel.

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Keith Ford @keithford.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

The reverse correlation of how mgmt thinks of people vs tech amazes me. The tech can make a ton of mistakes, but that's OK, it will magically get better someday. To hire a person they must prove they have solved your exact problem before and 100% guaranteed to be successful on day one.

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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Per CNN, Elizabeth Warren is calling on Harvard to cut ties with Larry Summers after Jeffrey Epstein's emails released last week by House Dems featured Summers making sexist comments + asking for Epstein’s romantic advice.

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Amazing! I just invented noise canceling headphones that keep you from hearing the voices of nearby men Telling Facts to their hapless seatmates. (How much protein should you eat? Where are Gucci loafers made? Is pufferfish dangerous to eat? HE WILL TELL U.)

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Progressive insurance app with the Pittsburgh/Cleveland null copula (“Needs set”). Yay grammar!

Screenshot of the Progressive insurance app with the Location option reading “needs set”, while others read “already set”.

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Every AI Trump video

Mr Burns artificially looking way stronger than he is

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

In fact, this is the origin of the dreaded Ohio maneuverability test #trueohiofacts

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/10/2025

Many American Jews sharply disapprove of Israel’s conduct of the war in Gaza, with 61 percent saying Israel has committed war crimes and about 4 in 10 saying the country is guilty of genocide against the Palestinians, according to a Washington Post poll.

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Many American Jews sharply critical of Israel on Gaza, Post poll finds

Most Jews say Israel is committing war crimes — and 39 percent say genocide — while often distinguishing between the country and its leadership.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy. [Disturbingly close]

Facebook marketplace ad for a bat wings animal costume in a tiny size with a teeny kitten modeling it. It costs $5.

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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

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Yoz Grahame @yoz.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

A piece of paper on which these words are printed:

A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST PARTY

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Epstein always had young women around him, Krauss told an interviewer in 2011, but “as a scientist, my presumption is that whatever the problems were I would believe him over other people.” FOR SCIENCE 🤺

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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Firing the BLS Commissioner — the wonk in charge of the statisticians who track economic reality — is an authoritarian four alarm fire. It will also backfire: You can't bend economic reality, but you can break the trust of markets. And biased data yields worse policy.

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I’m not sure what Walmart’s survey panel is doing here with the defaults but at least I feel young

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

Zohran Mamdani being *more* popular among NYC Jews than among NYC voters as a whole is a wild fact, and completely belies much of the national narrative surrounding his candidacy. The people in the national media who talk a lot about antisemitism are often not listening to actual Jews.

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Kim Goodwin @kimgoodwin.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

“The designers come in at the end, to make sure it matches the style guide”

Photo of two very different doors. Someone has tried to make them look similar by painting similar contrasting rectangles on each.

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Eddie Robson is at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

If you’ve never seen Ms. Tamara Walcott deadlift 641 pounds, I’d highly recommend watching this:

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Mandy Keifetz @besecretandexult.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Still a bit swollen because I just had it done. Please make note of font in case they photoshop “antifa” on it in comic sans or whatever

Fresh knuckle tattoo in a small middle aged fist reading “due process” in an old skool font

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Someone got the Meta ai app to make this picture of me

“Ask Meta AI: make a picture of a blue-haired moron holding a sign that says ‘where’s the no kings buttfest?’”

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Avery Trufelman @trufelman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Chris Ware postage stamps are coming July 23rd

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

We're gonna need a bigger Hague

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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

When we balkanize, I hope Zohran (PBUH) enjoins the New York City Jihad with the Great Khan of the Midwest Steppes, JB Pritzker. We'll have girls in fishnets, trans people ridding bareback training their archery, and an agreement that Chicago provides the hot dogs and NYC the pizza.

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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

“wearing the device around the neck” is not a use case. do words mean ANYTHING any more

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

i want a covid booster tbh

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

TIL that #LuigiMangione has a legal fund on Christian nationalist fundraising platform GiveSendGo, home also to the racist playground mom and the Kyle Rittenhouse fundraisers. What should I think?

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/05/2025

*crab-walked

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I was wrong; Shakespeare can still be performed as originally intended at Ohio juice bars if this bill passes! #coldpressed #drag #earlymodern

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Gotta crush those historically accurate Shakespeare performances, then. Including at …juice bars, specifically, for some reason. www.nbc4i.com/news/politic...

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I supported Trump because I wanted fascism. Not because I wanted incompetence.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

If I really wanted people to have more babies I would simply make it less expensive, isolating, and professionally punishing to be a new parent but what do I know

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Cara Pelletier @scaradactyl.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 16/04/2025

Mr. Abrego Garcia was illegally abducted by the Trump Admin and, by their own admission, wrongly deported to El Salvador. He shouldn’t have to spend another second away from his family. I'm flying to El Salvador tomorrow morning to check on his condition and discuss his return.

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Jon Keegan @jonkeegan.com · 15/04/2025

Noticed a bunch of these ornate gold medallions slapped all over the Oval Office. We found em on Alibaba. “High-density Home Decoration Polyurethane Appliques Ornament PU Foam Veneer Accessories” from seller Guangzhou Homemax Decorative Material Limited. sherwood.news/power/shop-t...

A comparison of the photo from the Oval Office and an item on Alibaba.

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

As a nation we have not figured out how to deal with local taxes for remote work. Signed, someone who just pasted her address 260 times into a PDF for the city of #columbus

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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 11/04/2025

Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy

A screen cap of an article hed with a photo of a chef in a stainless steel kitchen, peaking potatoes. There are 6 additional chefs working in the background.

The headline is “Diet of Worms will help us survive climate change, say top chefs”.

The post is a play on the famous Edict of Worms, issued by the Diet of Worms, which condemned Martin Luther as a heretic.

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Also someone should find evidence for a Neo-Calvinist ethos in #AdventureTime and call their paper “Sinners in the hands of an Angry Glob”

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Feisty Y. Tho 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @feistyybeden.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Can you show my kid that bullies don’t win? If you enjoy her sketch of #UtsuhoReiuji from #TouhouProject, could you like and reshare? A kid at school keeps erasing her artwork

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

If you prefer a QR code for your Girl Scout cookie needs, you’re in luck. #girlscoutcookies

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Abigail Plumb-Larrick @eminencegrise.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

A shameless plea! Support my kid’s delightfully inclusive Girl Scout troop by gorging yourself on Thin Mints. Illustration by the Cadette herself! digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/rosie5...

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