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Southern Bellend

@emceecarter.bsky.social
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I like staying active because I also like to eat a lot of desserts. Lefty in politics.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/10/2026
Going to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This sort of heroism will age far far better than anything happening at a Trump rally.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The flashback at the beginning of a dystopian film
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John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congratulations to these universities on making the Nobody Wants to Be On This List list.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's getting blurry face like El Cuco from the outsider.
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Conor Sen @conorsen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you can’t IPO your mood ring company with the stock market near all-time highs:
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A judge has ordered the release of Douglas Stewart Carter, a 71-year-old Black man who has spent decades on death row for a 1985 killing he did not commit. He spent 41 years in prison.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Basic commandment of Sniffies
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Washed and currently drying half my laundry this eve but the folding part is just not gonna happen. No ma'am.
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna get real stoned and go for a run. Ciao.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
Now Jaden…
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KIDANDTHECITY @kidandthecity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
STUDS getting ready to explain sports
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
Darlene… this is an insane picture thehill.com/homenews/cam...
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Graham, Andrews neck and neck in South Carolina Senate race: Poll
Sen. Darline Graham (R-S.C.) and her Democratic opponent, Annie Andrews, are locked in a dead heat in the race for South Carolina’s Senate seat, according to a new poll released Saturday even…
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the record, I am never fucking choosing Texas.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jesus tits! Why the fuck do I commit to doing.....things?
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 25/09/2026
In Soviet Russia, iced coffee brings you to job interview
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doing the thing where I don't want to work out but gonna do it anyway because I like to over eat.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I met one of my neighbors on Sniffies tonight. For some reason the lube he had out for us was the kind that is supposed to make you last longer and that is not a problem I have. Fuck that took forever.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forgot about a breakfast thing I said I would go to so now I have to go to the gym on a full belly. Also, cut sugar out of my coffee, morning and night. Please clap.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Football so gay.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Jared Kushner's face looks more and more like something you'd see in a wax museum (Ryan Murphy/Getty)
pic of Jared speaking at an event todayzoom in on his face, which looks increasingly uncanny
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DNA @dnaforever.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
up top, bros ✋
playboy.com
Gay Men Are the Sole Exception to the Sex Recession
Almost half of gay men reported having six or more sexual partners, compared to just 27 percent of their straight peers.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#TrueStory
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
5 miles later....
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gettin' blazed and caffeinated for a long run. We are so back.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
gm to all y'all from this little corner in Tuscaloosa.
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
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Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This guy at my gym gives such Youth Minister vibes. I want to drop a weight on his fred flintstone feet so fucking badly.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Driver probably only gets $15 of that, too.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That was kinda the problem, no?
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sundays are increasingly for going the fuck to bed at 9p. Diva down.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Didn't realize how much the Irish president looks like Bea Arthur. Go on, Queen Bea!
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
C'mon Ben!! 🎾
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just refilled the chocolate dish at Dad's house without eating any. Please clap.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This guy must follow you too @theferocity.bsky.social 😜
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sweaty Sunday
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watched Abigail tonight with a friend and we laughed a few times. Not a total waste of time.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok Kentucky.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was on the treadmill at the gym and saw him on the TV and let out a loud "fuck that asshole"
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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“How did millennials get home from the club?” By the Grace of God baby
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Made a relatively healthy* baked peach oat thing. *Not disclosing how much vanilla ice cream I plan to put on top
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just checked and not only is it real, he painted a whole series about 9/11.
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
She's just waiting for the school busses to start rolling through the neighborhood so she can bark at all of those fuckers.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if we’re still pretending that Mitch McConnell is alive then we should be able to criticize him for his silence on the anniversary of 9/11
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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pray for your Uber drivers that already can't afford their health insurance premiums. Fuck the GOP and the rancid trash that votes for them.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it would have been great if y'all listened to us 20 years ago but may i suggest starting now?
nytimes.com
Opinion | Civil Libertarians Knew This Would Happen. We Should Have Listened.
The civil libertarians’ warnings have come true.
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