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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That Dell fucker's wife is FUGLY.

Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I am so thankful these folks backed out of this thing I said I would do this afternoon, freeing up my nap slot. Leg day is legging here at the gym

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This fella is my longest friend in life....since 6th grade. It was great catching up tonight before watching the musical he wrote.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I just sit in the gym parking lot and think about working out maybe I'll get some motivation.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

gm to all y'all from this little corner in Tuscaloosa.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This guy at my gym gives such Youth Minister vibes. I want to drop a weight on his fred flintstone feet so fucking badly.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Didn't realize how much the Irish president looks like Bea Arthur. Go on, Queen Bea!

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Watched Abigail tonight with a friend and we laughed a few times. Not a total waste of time.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Made a relatively healthy* baked peach oat thing. *Not disclosing how much vanilla ice cream I plan to put on top

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

She's just waiting for the school busses to start rolling through the neighborhood so she can bark at all of those fuckers.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I don't think I'm taking this shirt off for the next however the fuck long he is still alive.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Biceptember or something. Small and humble, like Shakira's mountains.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Can't get her interested in the tennis matches.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Need a man to bring me my fucking coffee. Stat.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I don't lift too heavy but I eat like it, so today was mostly a cardio day.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Since we are just making shit up, It's Lake Emmy, bitches.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Nice dinner with my German buddy.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Running is paying off but I will never give up ice cream.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Saw this car in Tuscaloosa the other day and just how the fuck are we supposed to interpret this license plate?

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

If you want to run 6 miles in Tuscaloosa in the shape of an AR-15, you totally can. I didn't mean to, but alas....I fear I have opened up some demon portal of white evil with this run. Did I just bring Charlie Kirk back to life? Oh lordy...

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Visited some family last few days and found this, a grade 4-6 history textbook from 1912 NC Public Schools. Def has a way with words.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Come on Martina - roll that stone away at a karaoke bar or something.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I know Jared hated touching that.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Y'all I had to go to this thing at a church today and this lady had a dead roach in her hat.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

The sky in Tuscaloosa was very pretty this morning.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Tuscaloosa News with the good angles. www.tuscaloosanews.com/picture-gall...

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Nice little turnout for #NoKings in Tuscaloosa today.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Today's run will take me past all the big old racist mainline denominations in Tuscaloosa.

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Southern Bellend @emceecarter.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Lol. Very proud that my heart of this skeet bears the mark of the devil

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