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Elusive Blue

@elusiveblue.bsky.social
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28. Certified music enjoyer and Good Opinion Haver™. I do chugs on my guitar, growl into a mic, and I stream @ElusiveBloo on Twitch sometimes, too.

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Pyke Redrock @pykeredrock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gavin Newsom, who allowed this merger to go forward, was credibly alleged of interfering in the state’s lawsuit against Activision / Kotick for sexual discrimination—alleged interference for which his former Chief of Staff is now facing criminal charges over. Just putting that on the table.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why the hell are the new Deadlock characters exempt from the very reasonable "15 wins on a character before you can play them in ranked" thing? Kind of undermines an otherwise reasonable position to say "fuck it" like that. Be consistent or don't, man.
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Jeremy Anninos @anninosart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🐀👑
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drinking water while eating soup always makes me feel like a bit of a fucking idiot despite making no fucking sense
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Max58 @max58.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Overlord Patreon pick for September #Overlord
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Cethlenn @cethlenn13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A stuffed guar for reasons... #art #myart #TES #TES #TheElderScrolls #Morrowind #Skyrim #Dunmer #guar
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
seriously when the fuck did people start expecting film/tv adaptations to be canon to the source material? are you people fucking high? we already have canon movies and they're fun schlock but I've actually seen those RE movies and know we can do things better and differently lmfao
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After seeing the reaction to the new Resident Evil movie and seeing people whine about it not being canon I am convinced that people only like the Fallout show because Todd says it's canon and viewers who played Fallout 4 can point and do the DiCaprio meme while they turn their brain off
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After seeing endless posts on the importance of “third spaces” I finally found one near me - annndddd it was filled with media illiterate normies who didn’t laugh at my Deltarune references. So yeah, I'll stay ‘terminally online’ - at least until this city has more fandom-friendly pickleball courts
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just saw someone claim that vinegar sterilizes chicken and call a food safety certificate a "white people certificate" and this is why you can't eat at everyone's house.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morrowind: Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming so I didn't want to disturb you. What's your name? :) Oblivion:
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im getting Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikiaAnti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
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robin @robinva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Miyamoto. i accidnentally dleleted the ocairina of time remake. Fuuuuuuuuuck Dude we Have to Start Over . Fuuuuuuuuuuckin shittttttttttttt .
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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Star Trek Shots @startrekshots.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn on the set of "Emissary", STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993)
Mark Allen Shepherd as Morn in his seat at Quark's (note the lack of replicator and generally unfinished look of the set) during production of "Emissary".

Morn originated as a sketch based on a bulldog which Makeup Supervisor Michael Westmore drew on the back of a shooting script. According to Westmore, the Morn mask underwent several revisions to fit alongside the franchise's aliens before it was approved by the producers: "Several heads were made for Morn to appear in DS9: 'Emissary'... some of the heads they felt were a little too far out, that they weren't quite STAR TREK."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW: @apnews.com confirms that ICE has begun electronically "disappearing" people in the agency's custody who have final orders of removal. As of last week, anyone jailed by ICE with a final order of removal will NOT appear in the ICE Online Detainee Locator System, making them effectively vanish.
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AP Exclusive: ICE hides locations of thousands of detainees with final removal orders
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement has stopped publicly revealing where it is holding most detainees who are subject to final deportation orders, in a move that has made it harder for lawyers an...
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I also haven't seen many people talk about them but the themes are pretty on the nose and easy to pick up imo, which may be why. Mostly about the anxieties/fears of parenthood on a personal level and wider themes of corporations running the world into the ground with no accountability.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, people who say this could be a Silent Hill movie have never played Silent Hill.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The type of person who looks at Jill Sandwich or RE4's bingo line and think it's cringe instead of campy fun. Tbf I think some of the camp was unintentional in the original games but I believe it was intentional as time passed and became a core part of the series' identity.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think this take is mostly coming from people who don't vibe with the story and characters because campy b-horror just isn't their thing and that's fine but this movie made me think of Evil Dead 2 in its first act and that's a phenomenal starting point for a Resident Evil movie.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil is a series best looked at through the lens of campy B-horror from the 80's and 90's. These vibes are all over the games and attempts to make them more grimdark and serious have mostly fallen flat imo. Both are at their best when they're indulging in silly shit with a wink and a nod.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't understand the takes that the new Resident Evil film has nothing but contempt for the source material because this movie absolutely indulges in the vibes of the games. There is so much shit in this movie that can only come from someone who knows ball.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This annoys me every single time a show this big airs weekly and people have to farm content as fast as possible. Lanterns is just the most recent victim of this and thus the one at the top of my mind.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We can talk about the episodes themselves and what works and what doesn't but if you talk about the show, positively or negatively, as if you have a complete and full picture of it from watching less than half of it you are going to look fucking silly.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lanterns has been a great show so far but as the modern Discourse Machine spins around it people are rushing to have Takes about the season and are basically writing fanfiction of what they think the show is going to do, critiquing their fanfiction, and then presenting it as analysis. It's so lazy.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's a weird thing that happens nowadays when a show like Lanterns airs weekly where people rush out of the woodwork between episodes to craft a Definitive Take about the themes and how it sticks the landing or doesn't and I think it's fucking absurd to analyze an ongoing series that way.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That movie came out in February of this year and he escaped the controversy basically unscathed, this information did not need to be volunteered but thanks for confirming to those of us who were watching that you can be bought big dawg
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Matthew Lillard, a self described business person first and actor second, coming out in this moment to say that he's ashamed of returning to Scream after they fired Melissa Barrera for speaking up on Palestine is incredibly funny because he sure didn't give a fuck when they were writing that check
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is what it was like when protomen act iii dropped
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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John in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
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@pissvortex

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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's not The Witcher 3 unless I can walk outside and find Roach eating the hay off of a random roof
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Novika🎃 (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @thenovika.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Thank God for Bluesky
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How can I earn your trust back, James
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I didn't like Rogue One as much as everyone else when it came out and I still think it lowkey kind of sucks so maybe I'm just out of touch with what modern Star Wars fans enjoy.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am someone who can look at bad to okay Star Wars movies/shows/books and find decent ideas there and things to like but this film made me feel so cynical. I liked fuckin Rebels! I think the prequels are bad but at least interesting to think about! This just felt so inauthentic and bereft of meaning
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would have enjoyed a half-way decent John Wick knockoff more than the fuckin slop that was heaped on my plate, honestly.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even in The Mandalorian and Grogu the violence felt like it was being held back. You have The Mandalorian as a character in your franchise roster and laser guns so people can't bleed, and we're having this much trouble? Make a half-way decent John Wick knockoff and cash the fucking check.
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Elusive Blue @elusiveblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After how aggressively okay to kind of bad the Ashoka finale was I have lost hope in Star Wars being good again outside of the games. Disney would never show Jango Fett's decapitation or Anakin cutting off Count Dooku's hands and their aversion to on-screen lightsaber violence is really felt.
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