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Be funny, don't be a dick. (Craig Ferguson) Be kind to yourself! You're trying, you're just a fucking moron. (Taylor Tomlinson)

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Saturn🪐- Charlie's Good Boy @saturnwolf.bsky.social · 9h
Real talk? That little sound byte of homer sounding anxious deeply upset me so much as a kid (and still kinda does) because I fucking *hated* the idea of being scared and alone (or a favorite character going through it) This blew my fucking mind back then. Genuinely through I’d bump into him irl
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 20h
just want to highlight the talking points here again, they're amazing again, this is Ronaldo's instagram essay, his recitation of the talking points he gave to his coach, shared with the intention of making Ronaldo look like the good guy it's incredible
The notes I had approved were as follows:

‘I think it is important, because it is the truth, to clarify a few things before talking about Denmark:

I myself, and no one else, proposed a plan to Cristiano for this season with the national team. It was a long and very good conversation.

I know how much he lives and breathes the national team and the stature he has in the world — and, even more importantly, the weight and positive influence he has had on the national team for 24 consecutive years.

Cristiano accepted the plan I proposed to him.

He never questioned my decisions. He was exemplary, loyal and professional.

The plan I laid out for him did not include the Norway match. However, I felt that he had managed to recover physically from the first match and told him that I might need to use him. Cristiano agreed.

I made a mistake by asking someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona to warm up and then not putting him into the game. If it happened today, I would not do it.

To bring the matter to an end: I want Cristiano in the national team. In fact, I do not just want him a little; I want him very much. Fortunately, he also believes in me. He believed in me at Al Nassr and he does here as well.

As for not greeting the supporters: we have already spoken about it. Someone who has played more than 230 matches for the national team does not need lessons from me about loving Portugal. It was a moment of frustration that erases nothing. He is the player who signs the most autographs, takes the most selfies and gives the most affection to the supporters. Let us not invent problems where none exist. When we are unhappy, we react. That is all.’
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20h
More weird and worrying questions Watch the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social! www.youtube.com/shorts/alBQC...
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More weird and worrying questions
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/07/2026
writing-prompt-s

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind....until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

drsarcasticraspberry

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Isn’t this guy our Vice President’s favorite public intellectual? I mean, I understand this isn’t Hasan Piker-level antisemitism, but “I openly endorse the views of the guy openly endorsing Hitler” seems like it merits, I dunno, a newspaper story or something
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The one kid literally posted "free pussy" in the group chat about a girl who was half-conscious after being force fed K and held against her will. That kind of person can't be allowed to walk amongst other people if we're gonna even pretend to be a society. Sorry.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Mike Schnier @mikeschnier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's the thing, young men *are* being victimized by toxic influencers who exploit their insecurities to sell protein powder.
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i'm again reminded of american abortion bans: "doctors are sacred to treat women because of progressive fearmongering" no they won't treat women because of the *explicit text of the law*
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I feel like we're in an alternative reality where Cobra Kai won 1984's All Valley Karate Tournament
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 05/10/2026
treating voting like a privilege that can be lost instead of a right and duty of all citizens casts a bad light on the whole system
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The pilot episode of the Argentinian series "Electro Andes" is now online. An ethno cyberpunk project directed by Nacho Malter & Damian Fernandez Gomez at Bellolandia studio. Available with Spanish & English dubs. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNNU...
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Matt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Russian way of war: attack everyday necessities and kill civilians to instill terror and render society dysfunctional. As in Aleppo, so now in Kyiv. If they could drop barrel bombs they would.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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anfangel.bsky.social @anfangel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Da leggere la partenza e tutto lo scambio.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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El Presidente @elpresident.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
m.youtube.com/shorts/OB_T1...
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Francesca Albanese: 'I Want Putin To Get In Front Of The ICC'
YouTube video by Zeteo
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact that there are multiple Tolkien, Star Wars, and Star Trek properties out there that I have no interest in and I’m taking the side of the Pope against the AI geeks is strong circumstantial evidence that we’re living in an ironic hell built specifically for 14-year-old me.
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
look she's kinda based
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 03/10/2026
Restorative justice doesn't mean "nothing bad ever happens to you." It means, "in determining what happens from here on out, we center the needs of your victim to repair what happened to them over your own needs."
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El Presidente @elpresident.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
La meraviglia www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
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From the oddlysatisfying community on Reddit: Snake maze game perfect gameplay ending
Explore this post and more from the oddlysatisfying community
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why I get pissed off when anyone accuses me of being an elitist when I say young people should go to college if they can. I say that because my dad was a local lineman and contractor who did heavy physical labor for years and has had chronic back pain since his early 30s
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scribbleghoul @scribblegurl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People, "clean tested herd" means shit. There are dozens of ways for pathogens to find their way into milk of any sort. The tank, the lines, the pipes, the milkers, the idea, the animals, the milkherds, the milking parlor... STOP DRINKING RAW MILK. You are on borrowed time.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Earlier this week, I agreed to interviews with two USA Today journalists. They wrote fantastic articles about the Cornell case that I'm proud to have been a part of. What I did not know is that their employer considers interviews to proprietary and opens up recordings to be used by any journalist.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 02/10/2026
This episode is a one-hour dramatisation of this tweet. Funny (especially Glenn Beck trying to pronounce "East Anglia") but also absolutely maddening.
Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Losers.
Republican Men Are More Likely To Blame Women For Their Problems chart
• Democrat
• Republican
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24
18 to 29
30 to 49
Source: Civility and Morality Survey, 2025.
50 to 64
65 and older
Survey Center
on American Life
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/10/2026
The "antisemitism isn't systemic" argument falls apart when you grasp the security costs borne by American Jews in just about every aspect of communal life. Nazis walking into synagogues with AR-15s are animated by the same Great Replacement Theory espoused by our Christian nationalist electeds.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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The UFWC Corner @ufwc-corner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today #UFWC title holder #France 🇫🇷 will be challenged by #Italy 🇮🇹 - the 2 teams met 3 times in UFWC title matches before and have a perfectly balanced record 😮 #FRAITA Source: theufwc.com/results?team...
3 matches between France and Italy in UFWC - 1 win for France, 1 win for Italy and 1 draw
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good piece. Dehumanization is a helluva drug
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I recently wrote something about the science of pareidolia, the "you can't unsee this face in this inanimate thing" bias - and all the examples I found are delightful, ludicrous and worrying! (It's amazing how completely it hijacks our mind.) I dare you to unsee the following examples. 1/
A two-curved-pronged coat hook on the back of a door, inset with two screws at slightly different heights to each other, with the words "DRUNK OCTOPUS WANTS TO FIGHT" underneath - which is exactly what it looks like.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Dr. Or M. Bialik |📚|🔬|🌊|⚒️ @obialik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Radicalization is an ongoing issue, with its worst form in violent extremism. Adolescents are an at risk group here, notably when untreated mental health is involved, with possible cross-amplification. 🧪 Link: doi.org/10.1177/10398562241292209​
Do and don'ts with radicalized youth. From: https://www.keepitrealonline.govt.nz/parents/illegal-material/recognising-the-signs-of-radicalisation
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El Presidente @elpresident.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Un vero peccato che uno sveglio come @leonardoblog.bsky.social non stia qui www.rivistastudio.com/meloni-quota...
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Le classi ghetto esistono, inutile negarlo. Ma non sono un imprevisto né un incidente: sono il risultato di tutto il male che è stato fatto alla scuola italiana in questi anni | Rivista Studio
Gli studenti "stranieri" nelle classi non sono il problema, checché ne dica il governo Meloni. Il problema è tutto ciò che sta attorno alla scuola italiana.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Christa Pike was tortured yesterday by the state of TN in every single USians name and the fact is that this is a country that is mostly OK with this. This says everything about all of us. We are all implicated in this barbaric practice. It's sickening.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was reading someone who put into words a way to discern ai writing (and which also makes AI writing annoying): that it tries to end every paragraph with a mic drop. I had mentally categorized this as "writes like a teenager trying to show off" but this is much more specific.
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Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jury. Nullification.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read this 20 years ago. Highly recommend it - guy who helped introduce lethal injection deeply regretting the way it made execution more palatable for the state www.motherjones.com/politics/200...
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A Guilty Man
He wanted to make capital punishment kinder. Instead, he believes, he made it easier.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 30/09/2026
it was either malicious negligence on a Hitleresque scale or deliberate murder of as many nonwhite people as possible. I think door #2 is more plausible
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry, i don't yet understand what happened on the plane to Israel either but if your kneejerk is that this is a perfidious Israeli false flag you are just absurdly cooked and you need to change your life
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a shit-ton of actual anti-Semitism in the world today, but Netanyahu's fraudulent misuse of the term devalues it dangerously. Hamas is anti-Semitic and murderous. Netanyahu is a cynical, murderous shitheel. Mamdani is an American politician with a perverse impulse to tell blunt truths.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The BBC's new director general's brain is smaller on the inside.
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Pallonate in Faccia @pallonateinfaccia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The far right is historically antisemitic, racist, and Islamophobic. It is the product of the Front National's history." 🇫🇷 Comments made yesterday by former footballer Lilian Thuram in an interview with RTL regarding the investigation that exposed Jordan Bardella's antisemitic views. 👇
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 29/09/2026
Democrats seem headed for big wins, but one avenue for self-sabotage would be adopting R's framing on trans rights. @billiejsweeney.bsky.social spoke with insiders incl Lanae Erikson of Third Way and Rep. Sarah McBride for this substanial piece of new reporting. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Democrats Lose by Punching Down on Trans Issues, Strategists Say - Assigned Media
Insiders, including at centrist think tank Third Way, are cautioning Democratic candidates against echoing Republican talking points on trans rights.
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