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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic)

@ellocust.bsky.social
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He/Him. ACAB. The apocalypse will be means tested. Radicalized by the dishpit. One day our skeets will be taught in a class on the fall of the American Empire (derogatory.) Fortune Teller and Sayer of Sooth. Derail the trolley or die trying.

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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 4h
it's Ralph Nader's fault that George W. Bush, a guy I love very much now, won the 2000 election. no, i'm not suffering from any sort of cognitive dissonance here.
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 15h
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 16h
What if hell was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, dumb? Do you think we would beat it or nah?
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 19h
social media dot jpg
newspaper clipping of a tiny chick perched on a hand in front of some sort of large primitive microphone captioned 

you are now listening to a three hour old chick giving its opinion of things in general
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 21h
I'm profoundly against this depraved record and want to do the exact opposite: pass Medicare for All.
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Mike Rogers voted against children’s health coverage over and over - Detroit Metro Times
Mike Rogers repeatedly voted against efforts to expand health insurance for children of working families.
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 19h
Redoing the whole Mitchell and Webb “Are We The Baddies” sketch, but changing it to “did we vote for this?”
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 21h
when people in red states were begging for Biden to do something about the attacks on LGBTQ rights, liberals just smugly lectured “he has no power to do anything, learn civics, stop wanting a dictator”
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 20h
Glory hole reviews were a great idea!
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 20h
Needs services dog.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Kevin Haggerty @kevinrhaggerty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith is testifying before the Senate this morning, and a GOP Senator just grilled him about being at an Atlanta Hawks game in ATL, and accused him of perjury bc he denied this was the case. Turns out, it was an Iowa HAWKEYES game in Maryland. These are the most unserious people ever.
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Autism Spectrum News @autismspectrumnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jace Pooley, a nonspeaking autistic advocate, calls for presuming competence and teaching real communication skills through letterboards and keyboards. #PresumingCompetence #NonspeakingAutistic #CommunicationAccess
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tens of millions of American motorists believe there's nothing wrong with texting at a stoplight. Or driving 73 in a 60mph zone. Or changing lanes without signaling. Or rolling right on red without coming to a full stop. But somebody has to do something about cyclists who don't follow the rules.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i just assume the reason why the conversation about "Obamacare fraud" is so muddled because the reactionaries want to paint fraud as something individual poor and/or black people do as opposed to the mundane rentseeking swindles engaged in by brokers and insurance carriers
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cornell gang rape has me thinking about the pervasiveness of this mindset:
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cornell case has me thinking about how existing as a woman means knowing you could be the victim of sexual violence at any moment, all while knowing there's a high likelihood no one will believe it even happened if you come forward.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cornell case has me thinking about christine blasey ford and how she so bravely testified in 2018 about how future supreme court justice brett kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her. i'm thinking about what i wrote at the time and how nothing has changed:
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Ireland-Palestine Solidarity Campaign @ipsc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After being beaten by Ireland, Israeli fans chanted "IDF" in support of their war criminals currently committing genocide against Palestinians. We should not have played this game and we should not play the next fixture against them. #StopTheGame Video AJ+
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get everybody lives to watch their favorite sport, but that dorms change the fact that the NFL is owned by child rapists and genocide supporters.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump's net approval is -22.4%. He's twice as unpopular as he was at this point in his first term, making him the least popular president at this stage in the history of presidential polling. What more would it take for Dems and liberal institutions to stop being accomodationists?
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 27/09/2026
Typical Southern California rearview mirror bullshit.
Cherry Street in my rearview mirror as I go up the hill to Signal Hill in Long Beach, California. The sky is a firey red and orange
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Ariel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last night I knocked on the door of a woman who was moving into an apartment after months of living in her car, homeless. She was setting up the place so her kid could be returned to her. We’re all one accident, layoff or crisis away from similar outcomes. What an honour to welcome her home.
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Completely understandable block. The audacity.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Fitbaw Joe 🍀 @joethetim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doesn't matter if Ireland get deducted points. Doesn't matter if they get kicked out of the competition. They must not play the games against those feckin demons. If they do the players will regret it for the rest their lives ⚽
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every woman in the world is demonstrably superior to this guy simply by virtue of the fact of not being this guy.
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TheIrishCommentator @irishcommentator.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump defying orders to restore press passes is him testing the waters to defy other orders, like not sending agents to polling stations or accepting election losses. He’s always testing waters. Hell in the past, after his indictments he screamed “if it was illegal why didn’t you stop me earlier?”
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You literally have a beverage in your bio. You have decided that drinking IPAs is an integral part of your personality, above even soccer refereeing. I have an iced coffee in my hand at all times, including during sex, and it's still not in my bio
Their bio: Dad, husband. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran.
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One relatable thing about Trump is that he hates his fellow Republicans as much as the rest of us.
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A lot of commentators talk about Russia's use of deliberate bombardment of civilian villages in Chechnya as a tactic to displace the population as an act of collective punishment. Israel has been doing the exact same thing in Lebanon.
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
things @kairyssdal.bsky.social thinks mean you shouldn't be employed: 1. writing, in 2017, that the inauguration of donald trump signalled a rising threat to freedom of the press, black journalists, black people, immigrants and trans people 2. drinking iced coffee
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine Democrats taking this exact attitude towards the unpopular candidates they are running.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup
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el camino acid @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In every high-stakes campaign you see the same pattern: talented candidates know exactly how to talk to people until the Democratic campaign management class comes in to screw it up with their weird pet bullshit.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk
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Wooden Ellocust Toy (ceramic) @ellocust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re eating the WOIMS!
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