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Ellion Dotharl

@elliondrk.bsky.social
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Gamer, Pagan, FFXIV raider, Incident Response specialist, Metroid fanatic, Disaster Bi Held certs: CISSP, GCIH, AZ-500, SC-900, AZ-900 Expect a lot InfoSec bullshit...and cats. Nazis not welcome here. #DeplatformNazis My opinions are my own.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's just fraud, my dude. Even if you use an AI agent. It's just fucking fraud.
Nikita Bier: Hello computer,

Find every Amazon purchase I ever made. 
Call the number of the manufacturer. 
Say you’re not satisfied.
Request a refund. 
If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review.
If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund.

Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get  them to send me money.

If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that.

Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.
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BleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 23/09/2026
F5 has released security updates to address a critical BIG-IP APM zero-day vulnerability being exploited in remote code execution attacks.
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F5 patches BIG-IP APM zero-day flaw exploited in RCE attacks
F5 has released security updates to address a critical BIG-IP APM zero-day vulnerability being exploited in remote code execution attacks.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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「maclunkey2012」 (SELLING STICKERS) @maclunkey2012.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous is all I care about today. 「My Links | My Sticker Shop」
Angry Samus from the ending of Metroid Dread.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Zelda: link I think this might be it. Wait. Dom? Are you crazy?

Dom: Ganondorf may have the Triforce of Power but it's still not as powerful as Quest 64
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The image is a person dressed up like Samus 
But made of cardboard 
The magazine text says "lookout mother Brain Here comes Andy Mitchell of Phoenix Arizona as the incredible Samus hero of Nintendo's video Hit Metroid"
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
he got him. he finally fucking got him
real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck
This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/08/2026
Based af
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Ellion Dotharl @elliondrk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the way.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Average after church customer at a restaurant
The skeleton beast from the movie Poltergeist
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm not the bigger person. I’ll heal in hell. Says Skeletor comforted by the fact he won’t be alone there.
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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Okay, I'm game...
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Morty: You Son of a B****... I'm In
ALT: Morty: You Son of a B****... I'm In
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm sorry, but if you think Nathan Cofnas being suspended for being a racist is an 'academic freedom' issue you are the dumbest fucking mark alive.
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Microsoft teams is damaged
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Ellion Dotharl @elliondrk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I only have 3 moods
1. Possum screaming Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2. Cry (sad dog and quest 64)
3. Possum yelling "I am God"
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/08/2026
One of my all time favorite comics
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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 08/08/2026
✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ So chatty and that little bleh at the end! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #dog #funny #joyousjoyness #cute #repost
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
working the levers of government
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Joey Ferris @ferriswheelpro.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Let PlayStation have a Wii U generation" goes so hard.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders. Aluminum is an ADJUVANT. It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine. That’s it.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Fuck AI
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
LMFAO
AI User: I'm an artist.
Me: *turns off wifi* Prove it.
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 27/07/2026
*BOOP* #mememonday #birds
Playful pastel poster reading "wanna hear a secret?" with a curious pale lovebird tilting its head against a sparkly rainbow bokeh and starry background.Pastel rainbow photo with "ur cute" centered above a close-up of a pale bird's face showing a glossy eye and curved beak against a sparkly bokeh background.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Vaccines save lives. And no, they do not cause autism.
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 25/07/2026
- Guy who lost 999 materias in one meld... - Guy who had to pay for it.
A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot of Gerolt and Lydirceil side by side in the Phantom Village. While Gerolt is grinning while looking forward, Lydirceil has a shocked expression on his face.
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Ellion Dotharl @elliondrk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I made a dumb meme. Feel free to steal if you wish #ffxiv #evercold
The "Daniel and Cooler Daniel" meme featuring FFXIV's Paladin as Daniel and the new tank, Bastion, as Cooler Daniel
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YaminTofu @yamintofu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The new tank job is Bastion!!! #ffxiv #evercold
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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 24/07/2026
✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Pure talent! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #MichaelJackson #joyousjoyness #cute #repost
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WITH 2 CEO REMOVER'S "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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BleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 17/07/2026
A security researcher using the "Nightmare Eclipse" handle has released a Windows zero-day exploit dubbed LegacyHive that allows attackers to escalate privileges on up-to-date Windows systems.
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New Windows LegacyHive zero-day gives hackers admin privileges
A security researcher using the "Nightmare Eclipse" handle has released a Windows zero-day exploit dubbed LegacyHive that allows attackers to escalate privileges on up-to-date Windows systems.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Boy's Night - Gator Days
Boy's Night - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Seth - Otter - The assistant principal at his daughter's school. Used to taking charge but is capable of being silly. He and August go way back.

Mewbert and Nougat - Cat - Animal - August and Gustopher's pet cats.

Transcript

Panel 1

Seth has arrived at August's house. Neither of them have to worry about taking care of the kids tonight so they've decided to have a BOY'S NIGHT! They both have a drink mysteriously called "Drink Pun".

Seth: BOY'S NIGHT!

August: BOY'S NIGHT!

Panel 2

They've decided to relax a little before going out. Seth immediately starts looking for something to watch.

Seth: Let's start with a movie and pizza.

August: BOY'S NIGHT!

It's well known that if you don't know what to say on a Boy's Night, you just yell, "BOY'S NIGHT!"

Panel 3

Seth remembers something important.

Seth: Oh, no pepperoni. My heartburn has been awful.

August: Same.

I can assure you that they will both still have heartburn.

Panel 4

Seth and August on the couch with the movine playing. August's cats have curled up on their blanket covered laps. Nougat watches the movie with great interest and Mewbert just immediately goes to sleep.

Seth: BOY'S NIGHT!

August has already fallen asleep.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's the goose from untitled goose game knocking the farmer over in front of the no goose sign
With the text "reject the police state"
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a stick figure saying, "Everyone has demons."
The second panel shows the same stick figure saying, "And we must FIGHT them!"
The third panel shows Sarah (the protagonist) sitting with one of her inner demons having a tea party.
The fourth panel shows Sarah and the demon looking at each other in panic.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reasons to stay alive starter pack:
- Mothman
- Your favorite scary movie
- Skeletor
- Out of spite
- Those books you haven't read
- Pets
- Halloween is coming
- New music
- Outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/07/2026
crunchbuttsteak on tumblr: 
"How to tell if you’re Bi:
• You have an atomic number of 83
• You’re pentavalent
• You crystallize into repeating cube shapes
• When your surface is exposed to oxygen it oxidizes into a rainbow
• You are mildly radioactive with a half life longer than the age of the universe

#for my questioning people out there"
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 11/07/2026
Should I make this sticker? For summer camp?
 a retro 90s-style ad for a drink called 'System D-light.' The bottle uses System D’s signature green hues and the design playfully references recent System D vulnerabilities.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @cofactorstrudel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Fuck it, let's go
A skeleton who is on fire with a sword. The captions read:

State of the world? bad.
Mental health? Also bad.

But still, we charge forward.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/07/2026
The whole internet loves Larry the Truffle Cat, a lovely cat that digs for truffles! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you Larry is AI generated
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The Wild Hunt News @thewildhunt.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A group of Heathen organizations writes in to reiterate their opposition to Folkish Heathenry and announce their ongoing coalition for inclusive Heathenry. wildhunt.org/2026/07/opin... #pagan #heathen #asatru #thetroth #frith #folkism #politics
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Opinion: No Frith with Folkism - Opinion, Paganism, Perspectives, Politics, Spotlight on Tradition
Witchcraft & Pagan News - A group of Heathen organizations writes in to reiterate their opposition to Folkish Heathenry and announce their ongoing coalition for inclusive Heathenry. | Opinion, Paganis...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/07/2026
Feels true theonion.com/trump-covers...
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Trump Covers Up Low State Fair Attendance By Calling In Bomb Threat
WASHINGTON—Claiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempt to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair ...
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