Reposted by EllenMike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Good fucking morning to everyone, except Republican politicians, operatives, and MAGA influencers who are coping so hard after getting their asses handed to them in basically every election yesterday. Maybe, just maybe, you’re not as fucking popular as you think you are. 827142
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 05/11/2025💋media.tenor.coma woman with a veil on her face is saying let 's go girls .ALT: a woman with a veil on her face is saying let 's go girls . 000
Reposted by EllenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago 51181123012
Reposted by EllenMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Looking for those who believe the Rapture is tomorrow to Venmo me their filthy worldly money. Thank you in advance. 2367150
Reposted by EllenNoel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do. 043591456
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025We thinking Stallone or Seagal for the next Sec of Def? 010
Reposted by EllenFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Cory Bookermedia.tenor.coma pink bunny wearing sunglasses is holding a drum with the words `` still going '' written on it .Alt: a pink bunny wearing sunglasses is holding a drum with the words `` still going '' written on it . 599480895215
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025He’s gonna put a Tesla roof on the White House isn’t he? 000
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025media.tenor.coma woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare youALT: a woman with red hair is saying i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you how dare you 010
Reposted by EllenJasmine Crockett @jasmineforus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025It’s been a long day, but in short, bullies ain’t shit! I don’t care what title you hold! This isn’t some long gone reality tv show or failed casino; it is war! How dare a draft dodging dumb dupe humiliate an ally & berate a brave man who has actually been on a battlefield for his people?! 24076821815567
Reposted by EllenTexas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 18/02/2025Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things. 519363986762
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 13/02/2025WATCH THIS and then watch it again 100 more timesyoutu.beMACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)YouTube video by Macklemore 010
Reposted by EllenPortia @portianoir.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I just realized Harrison Butker didn’t touch the ball a single time last night, and if you can’t celebrate anything, celebrate that. 🙂↕️ 1789892578
Reposted by EllenBen Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 10/02/2025This was the ultimate Hater’s Super Bowl: just a 4 hour straight middle finger to the Chiefs, Trump, and Drake. My heart has grown three sizes tonight 115617
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025You know Taylor’s Pennsylvanian ass deep down enjoyed this Philly win 120
Reposted by Ellenamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2025I need Taylor to be free of the Chiefs so she can write a diss track about Brittany Mahomes 170642
Reposted by EllenWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Trash ass Chiefs with Christian nationalist kicker and Trump loving Mahomes family kicked into the dirty by the Eagles who come from a city with a big Black population during a Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar and a super Black halftime show all in front of Trump. Love it. 236101921117
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Literally haven’t had this much joy since before the election 😭 010
Reposted by EllenChris D. Jackson @chrisdjackson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The Bidens had the Eagles and Trump had the Chiefs. It's a good night! #FlyEaglesFly 372467395
Reposted by EllenRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Why didn’t the Chiefs simply have Patrick Mahomes throw 50 yard touchdowns earlier 22107835
Reposted by EllenWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 10/02/2025America is so whack right now that y'all have me rooting for Eagles. 942859110
Reposted by EllenRead the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Incredible. Super Bowl for all times 1166127
Reposted by EllenJenny with a Green Ribbon Around Her Neck @readingtheend.bsky.social · 10/02/2025for those who aren't aware, the Philly QB, Jalen Hurts, is a big advocate for women in sports, and his management team is all women. I just think he's neat. 675535706
Reposted by EllenMicah @rincewind.run · 10/02/2025Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening 296266772563
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Happy for Worthy but that’s enough points for the chiefs 000
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025SAME!!! My mom freaked out bc she thought something was wrong 😂 000
Reposted by EllenCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks 606932519
Ellen @ellenallen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Playing Abracadabra by Gaga after Kermit throws a pick 6 after getting sacked twice…CHEFS KISS✨ 010
Reposted by EllenEvil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Inauguration Day/Texas Winter Storm/Swinger Venn A lot to unpack 1345290
Reposted by EllenBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This is the GOP’s long con on full display. 885276239302
