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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 16h

Kids just be doing shit

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 13h

Trea Turner is a cautionary tale about putting too much faith in an aging twink

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 14h

The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s a racist chant and I hope the Dodgers hand their asses to them. Meanwhile, Phillies are who we thought they were and they’re not gonna fix it. Fire DD, the window has closed. Starters will keep the corpse afloat, but the offense and pen are a mess.

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Will be spending the lockout thinking about what this season would’ve looked like if Trea Turner was good

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s still We Have Kenny Powers at Home on the opposite mound, make it a fucking game

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s a piece of shit car, and I will never buy one

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Phillies score 4 here, I will take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about the Toyota RAV 4

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Win or lose, I’m thinking about Dan McQuade tonight, and how he would have written about this series

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ok, so having slept on it, I think the clear pitching plan for today should be: 1) Score 10 runs in the first inning 2) Use Nola without too much fear of regression and save Wheeler 3) Profit

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And of course… the game is going to come down to whether this offense can score more than three runs

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Anthony @anthonyesbensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Blame the front office for building a bullpen that has 2 viable arms in October

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So, I think the plan is: Duran 8th inning Phillies score 4 more runs Bowlan/Mayza 9th

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I saw Resident Evil today and it kicked ass, so at least there was that

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eagles Offense Bway Set Design 🤝 Sick of seeing these fucking screens

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That was a “fuck you” call from Sirianni and Hurts after the chicanery of the last drive derailed by the dirty hit. The absolute balls to go for it

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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They're naming "Football Game Clock" the Time Magazine Person of the Year

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stop showing me Andy Dalton’s stupid fucking face on the sidelines, it’s just making me angrier

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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And here’s the INCROYABLE French commentary

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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now

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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is less a celebration and more taking a really good shit after a couple days of constipation. Both are good feelings.

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Winning this game is like the season long equivalent of getting a single on the 27th out of a perfect game: it’s more relief about not being historically bad, but I will absolutely take it. Fuck the Braves

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

These deck chairs look so nice! I love how you’ve rearranged them!

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Genuinely trying to decide whether to watch today or enjoy my life

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How long do you think it took for them to decide whether or not to hit “Post”?

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes, I think these trending topics were literally manufactured by coffee shops to set up those themed head-to-head tip jar matchups

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Feel like this is partly what the movie is trying to say: we’ve become so obsessed with optics and virtue signaling that planning to do something horrific on a grand scale and then backing out (Zendaya) is seen as worse than actually doing something horrific on a small scale (Haim)

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