Elizabeth 0 @elizabeth088.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Benny Johnson always looks and sounds like he's auditioning to be the new shamwow guy 010
Elizabeth 0 @elizabeth088.bsky.social · 15/09/2026WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO RIGHT?! STOP GOING RIGHT!! dems really need to treat the electorate like Nascar... JUST KEEP DRIVING LEFT 000
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The ONLY possible reason I can see to do an interview like this is to go on filled with an absolute holy fire and call them out passionately and in no uncertain terms for being hate-filled, hypocritical fascists carrying water for kleptocrats. THAT would be a clip you could fundraise off of. 724220
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everything is just impossibly dumb 2153027500
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i think this and ice videos playing in ads in red states asking “is this what you want?” would be effective, not just in the states theyre running in but in the free media attention it would bring to the issue nationwide 37912
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i actually think a large portion of people living in alabama and mississippi and other “red” states would be horrified by this if they knew it was happening 2429869
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The guy still holding a grudge about wind turbines in view of his golf course tells people they should welcome noisy, polluting data centers in their back yard. 12418102
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Billy Christ @redletrcrusader.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I solve all these cases, and do they call me Billy the case-solver? No. I infiltrate progressive movements, and do they call me Billy the infiltrator? No. I suppress evidence in racially-charged drug offenses, and do they call me Billy the evidence suppressor? No. I fuck ONE goat . . . 072
Elizabeth 0 @elizabeth088.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Man, I wonder what would happen if we allowed federal ballot initiatives. Someone smarter than me, heLp 000
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favorite Dolly Parton meme. 290091893
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Vicki Jared @vjared.bsky.social · 24/08/2026So the bad news is groceries are really expensive. The good news is groceries are apparently not safe to eat anyway. 471779300
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dems need to spend the next two years investigating Trump and his allies, including Senators. It should be two years of inquiries, compelled testimony, and (hopefully) retribution for the staggering corruption and destruction the GOP has engaged in. Leaders need to be ready day 1. 412619
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/08/2026These guys really want to have this conversation? OK. What’s the legitimate reason she‘s the president’s constant companion, by his side 24/7? Does the president need round the clock medical assistance? 3414757927
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 18/08/2026The median voter: please, inflation is killing me The right wing media: have you considered that depression isn’t real and you’re just a bitch 42951131
Reposted by Elizabeth 0onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026the current transpanic can literally only properly be described as fabricated mass hysteria at this point 1005353676
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Bog Mummy @bogmummy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Men infiltrating the wnba for upwards of dozens of dollars 241711
Elizabeth 0 @elizabeth088.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I'm so sorry, but Twisted Metal is a great fucking show 000
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Hutch-e @hutch-e.bsky.social · 07/08/2026A good person would say, "I'm going to be criticized either way, so I might as well do the right thing." 11086
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the next president has a duty to the country to prove that “tax immunity” is a completely made up thing that doesnt exist. they need to do this through intense prosecution to signal to future leaders what will happen if they try this 231766436
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Ross Douthat getting off the lifeboat to steal the best seat on the Titanic 838159
Elizabeth 0 @elizabeth088.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You know what'd be nice? If Mamdani could run the dnc. That'd be nice 010
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 23/07/2026YOU CANNOT PROVE A NEGATIVE 081
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The claim "RFK Jr does not fuck goats" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr fucks goats 91385146
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I will not negotiate away anybody’s human rights and I will oppose any politician who thinks that is an ok stance. I don’t care what party. If you’re going to support democrats who oppose transgender humanity the entire thing isn’t worth fighting for. The line must be drawn.static.klipy.comStar Trek Next GenerationALT: Star Trek Next Generation 181162276
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i think a lot of issues could be resolved in this country if people stopped equating stuff like treating women like garbage and using slurs with “masculinity” 851593
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Not only is it a skill issue but "You need to work within the system and within the Party" is what the people freaking out about this have explicitly been telling critics to do for decades. I guess they didn't mean it, didn't think anyone would try, or were confident it couldn't work. 141725310
Elizabeth 0 @elizabeth088.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Ken Paxton finally made me understand the phrase "get my good side" 010
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power 736102719
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/06/2026mr talarico, your opponent has used his office to enrich himself and his cronies at every turn and shown a stunning level of corruption even for texas politics. on the other hand, republicans say you might have a vagina. how are voters supposed to know who to trust? 530837
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Washington DC sees NYC its democratic socialist mayor and raises it a 21st century ninja turtles program 37798198
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/06/2026Now they're using pumps to spread hydrogen peroxide into the middle of the 1661951
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Alexander Howard @digiphile.bsky.social · 13/06/2026As a database of judicial rulings compiled by journalists at @politico.com shows, ICE is violating the constitutional rights of people in the USA. 14245111
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/06/2026donald trump would do a better job of pleasing your wife than you do 🔵 democrats 3% ⚪️ independents 18% 🔴 republicans 98% 3546647
Reposted by Elizabeth 0mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Once again observing that no one ever ran "President Biden's approval ratings have tumbled. But here in West Baltimore, these black lesbians say he delivered on key promises. 413107594
Reposted by Elizabeth 0𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/06/2026Trump's foreign policy amounts to Netanyahu holding the steering wheel while he honks. 733179
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 05/06/2026none of this matters because the owner doesnt give a shit about the brand or even audience numbers or advertisers. he wants a propaganda arm for oligarchy 2345563
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/05/2026the ceos of these companies should be fired for being terrible at their jobs 221218157
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone. 610251236705
Reposted by Elizabeth 0David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I personally love to read shit like "U.S. Pauses 'Project Freedom'" in headlines. Not all good jokes need to be complicated. 91103441321
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 30/04/2026petition to have Tim Walz spend all day making videos calling Republicans weird once his term endsabcnews4.comTexas GOP Rep. Brandon Gill presses pro-choice advocate on 'favorite' abortion methodTexas GOP Rep. Brandon Gill pressed a pro-choice advocate on her favorite abortion method during aHouse Judiciary subcommittee hearing. 1615932
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/04/2026imagine being some random asshole and youre inexplicably named fbi director and instead of spending your day reading about the most secret classified shit ever done by humans you instead spend all day hungover and then hitting up da clerb 1868666
Elizabeth 0 @elizabeth088.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Everyone who bought a ticket to the WHCD should stay home. It would be the funniest most awkward shit. I think he would legit lose it on air. 110
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026"Manufacturing payrolls actually declined slightly over the past year... There are 29,900 fewer auto manufacturing jobs and 18,000 fewer wood manufacturing jobs... New, higher tariffs on steel and aluminum, moreover, have hindered the construction of factories." www.politico.com/news/2026/04...politico.comA year later, here's where things stand on Trump's manufacturing revivalThe president said factories and manufacturing jobs would "come roaring back" thanks to his tariffs. 727188
Reposted by Elizabeth 0Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Big liberal rally happens? Good excuse to punch left. Streamer is popular? Time to punch left. Antisemitism on the rise on the right? Country completely run by rightwing fascists? You better know what it is baby. 141905326
