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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.

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Countess Sissyphallus 🏳️‍⚧️ @elegy4ouro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Is that okay if I wear your skin for a while? :3

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

the blowjob brothers

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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Countess Sissyphallus 🏳️‍⚧️ @elegy4ouro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there's probably a lot of very rich people with a lot of influence all over the world but i don't know their names because they're not dumb enough to go wave a chainsaw around on a stage or get elected president twice

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"

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SleepingWoolf @sleepingwoolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

✨🌿 the bulbasaur family 🌿✨

illustration of the plant starter of pokemon, bulbasaur and its evolution

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the GOP be like here comes mitch

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 09/11/2024

My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.

Closeup of Samus in her Zero Suit which is fused to her skin.

Samus with her Varia Suit, Zero Suit, and transparent Varia Suit to showcase details of how it fits her. Also yes she has a missing hand because I think that both fits into a cannon better and is just cooler.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A trans woman says "man, my shoulders are so clocky..." Another one confides "I think my hawline is the clockiest part of me." She asks another trans woman "what about you Judy?" Judy says "I would have to say the penis."

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StrongMoist @strongmoist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My dick penis cock after I think about Samus Aran Metroid

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🖤 Gooprelia 💜 @cisarulana.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A voice comes from City Hall saying "we're trying to get kids excited about public transportation, so we came up with a mascot." A man in a suit presents a large eyed bus mascot. He says "members of the transit commission, meet BUSSY." An advisor whispers in his ear. The man puts his faces in his hands and says "oooohh... the costume alone cost $32,000"

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF".
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

something has to be done about about my bullshit

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

me after eating the 2x spicy budak ramen

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

sometimes i do something and go “damn i have to stop being such a goblin”. but i don’t stop

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Panel 1: Shen's hands are holding Shenne, the girl version of Shen, out on a stage, and in front of the stage the crowd is going wild for her, cheering and going "YEAAH" and "RAAH".

Panel 2: Shen's hands pull her backstage, leaving the crowd waiting for what happens next with bated breath.

Panel 3: Shen himself comes out onto the stage, and the crowd goes mild. Most looked bored, some are annoyed, some are cringing at him and mumbling amongst each other. One is checking his watch.

Panel 4: Backstage, Shen points at Shenne with a frustrated expression and asks "why do they like YOU but not ME?" Shenne, with a squinty mischievous expression, replies "Cuz I'm cute?" Shen says "Besides that." Shenne replies "Cuz I have an actual personality?" Shen says "BESIDES that."

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eshpur @eshpur.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

A smug man says "man, don't you realize we live in a simulation?" The smug man proceeds to shit his pants. Another man asks "did you just shit yourself?" The smug man says "the shit isn't real, idiot."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

A man angrily shouts "GOON!" while brandishing his fist. Another shouts "NOFAP" in opposition. They both start beating the Hell out of each other. Their battle is interrupted by an awe-inspiring light. They yield to angelic figure that descends from the heavens with the text "masturbating a normal amount" emblazoned above its head.

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Miss Mommy Maya 🍼 @crinklemommymaya.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

this is how you are supposed to play ff7 btw

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’m coming to understand that maintaining hope is radical.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I now fervently believe this. Relatedly, I think celebrating good news and embracing joy are equally radical. You have to remember what you’re fighting for. We cannot sustainably organize around sorrow.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

A cell is attempting to divide. Other cells in various stages of mitosis mock him by saying "haha, you divide so slowly, you freakin' nerd" and "yeah, you suck, nerd." The undividing cell cries and says "you'll see... one day I'm gonna divide way faster than any of you guys." A cell with a moustache pats him on the head and says "I believe in you Timmy!" Timmy says "Thanks Grandpa! With your encouragement, I know I can do it." A doctor informs a man "I'm sorry, it's cancer."

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Panel 1: In the foreground is Shen, facing away, fists up in a fighting position. In the background is a generic 'bro' in a tank-top, red shorts, and an orange cap with yellow hair, with his fists also up. He says "BRING IT ON, BRO!!"

Panel 2: Shen, in a low boxing pose, replies, "Okay, but I should warn you ... I'm trained in marital arts."

Panel 3: The bro taunts him, smiling, saying "HAH! As if any of that 'martial arts' shit really wor--"

Panel 4: The bro goes a neutral stance, his expression flabbergasted. He says "Wait, did you say 'marital'?"

Panel 5: In the exact same expression and stance, the bro is now in a wedding dress at an altar, holding a bouquet of flowers as white petals fall around him.

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

a two panel comic

guy says “grapeman, i presume?”

a guy with a grape costume on says “the berry same”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/06/2026

it is incredibly funny how centrist democrats and republicans are both panicking in the exact same ways right now

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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 23/06/2026

On this day Sonic is 35 years old and Shadow is 25 years old. Thats right Sonic is a millennial and Shadow is a zoomer.

illustration of sonic and shadow fondling a chilidog and gun respectively

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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2026

being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026