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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 2h
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12h
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Origins of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, Julian Jaynes, 1976
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski v0.21: Lair names no longer describe their occupants as wet, otherwise liquid-covered, or lost.
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JJ ⁷ ^(;,;)^ @riotgrrlscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do you suppose is on the other end of the Superior, WI Wormhole?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/10/2026
Saw your best friends earlier
Sign saying “A SUB'S
BEST FRIENDS” with a photo of a bottle of tea and a bag of Doritos under it
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The wizard sleeps deeply. The little cat appears to be reading a tome in the library.
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 04/10/2026
F512.5 Person without eyes.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the best part about living in anticipation of inevitable AI parousia is that unlike the early christians you don't have to do communism or help actually existing needy people - instead you can just accumulate obscene wealth for grandiose purposes of helping hypothetical generations of future ones!
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A bastion of Irish American excellence
Dropkick Murphys @DropkickMurphys
@ScottWalker @GovWalker please stop using our music in any way...we literally hate you !!!
Love, Dropkick Murphys
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You could explain existentialism to somebody, or you could just have them walk into a CVS where “more than this“ by Roxy Music is playing 
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 02/10/2026
B161.3 Wisdom from eating serpent.
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ekkaia @ekkaia00.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i suspect mox and OC will do the "OC rolls to the other side of the ring while the other guy stands around and fumes" spot that OC did with PAC and i'm going to cry
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the THRILL of being in a non customer-facing part of a business and seeing the internal signage that only employees are supposed to see. I love when they're from corporate with a logo on the bottom, I love when they're handwritten, I LOVE when they're a palimpsest of evolving procedures.
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That Immigrant Witch 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇷🇻🇪 @elhoimleafar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey, my witches & brujas/os. I was just informed that my book *Pagan Portals - Maria Lionza* about our Venezuelan Indigenous Goddess, is officially out in the UK through Amazon and other digital stores, and is also arriving in physical stores today. @moonbooksci.bsky.social #WitchSky #BookSky
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 30/09/2026
C31.1.5 Tabu: opening gourd in which star-wife is kept.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Lovely Punch @lovely-punch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrestling is so beautiful because where else can you see 2 men competitively backflip at each other why commentary says tearfully “it’s what he would have wanted” and that be exactly right
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colin feral @sal.gay · 29/09/2026
You’ve heard of findom now get ready for
Fishdom
Match 3 & Fish Puzzle Game
Get
In-App Purchases

Pic of smiling orange cartoon fish
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live for those who aren’t with us anymore.
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 28/09/2026
F378.2 Tabu: bathing or touching water in lake in fairyland.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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ekkaia @ekkaia00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"building a house in the Sims"
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Ryan Loco @ryanloco.com · 28/09/2026
My favorite memory is us at a hotel coffee shop and we talked about our respective crafts. And how regardless of the situation or how we felt that day or what was going on around us, we had to perform and give 100% because that’s our name on our work…
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 28/09/2026
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What an awful weekend for wrestling fans.
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Someone was talking about PAC being stoic at meet & greets on Twitter, so it reminded me of this anecdote.
Small child in red flannel and blue jeans standing next to PAC with long hair, wearing black AEW hoodie and shorts. Both are wearing facemasks.Nolie met PAC at a Dynamite, when AEW was still doing preshow meet and greets.

They both looked each other up and down. Then PAC stoically says “How is your day, little child?”.

When it was picture time, he plainly said “Stand with me in battle” to Nolie. 

It was perfect.
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Rickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On the 2nd Jericho Cruise, I told PAC that I was cheering for him and would be again in ~2 weeks for the first Denver Dynamite. He told me that I didn't cheer loudly enough (because he lost) and that I'd need to try harder in Denver because the air is thinner.
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/01/2026
"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we live in a world where "humanity is rotten to the core" is a more tolerable idea than "capitalism is kinda busted" but what I love about "capitalism is kinda busted" is realizing every good thing that happens is in spite of capitalism because humans are that committed to doing good things
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i point this out not so much because i think it's surprising but more to underscore how there is a modern "intellectual tradition" in this country that provides the scaffolding for their ideas even if it's dumb as hell. it makes sense to people inside the machine and that's what matters to them
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 25/09/2026
A1611.5.4.3 Origin of the Tuatha Dé Danann regarded as an early tribe.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some pilots are part of the furry community
An illustration of the Ralph Lauren Polo bear dressed up as a pilot and standing in front of a red airplane. The text says "Polo Aviator by Ralph Lauren."
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Geoffrey Golden @geoffreygolden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s not about the puka shell necklace. It’s about what the puka shell necklace represents.
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Moby-Dick by Herman Melville but now you can pop up basic small animal sheets to view portraits and read descriptions for small animals.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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