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Kyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey Amazon Prime commentary crew — if you’re gonna talk about the adversity Deshaun Watson has gone through, maybe be more specific. “You have to tip your hat to Deshaun Watson.” You absolutely do *not* have to do that.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

having a PC that's worth more now than when i got it + buying a steam frame using CSGO skins i bought over 10 years ago is probably the closest i will ever get to knowing what it feels like to own a house

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Spotted at DC’s H St Festival: “This Flock camera tracks our movement!”

Spotted at DC’s H St Festival: Man holding sign that reads “This Flock camera tracks our movement!”

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026

shit like this is why i say the press are a bunch of chickenshits. "oh they yelled at us so we just dumped it on youtube" you fucking cowards, air it anyways and dare them to sue you then put the threats in the court record. air a title card saying "THE US GOVERNMENT ORDERED THIS NOT AIR", come on

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap

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Ian @ianlivingston.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

we could finally get rid of Andy Harris

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If James Clyburn is on board for 13 we really should be talking about at least 19. Conservatives have a 2-1 margin, we should seek to claim the same advantage.

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LetTeddyWin @blog.letteddywin.com · 29/08/2026

First walkoff win coming up.

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

On a related note, the Philly Phanatic and G-Wiz were both created by Bonnie Erickson, which makes them brothers I think.

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The federal government and its contractors saying "We aren't going to [do a thing] yet, Mr. Court Person, don't worry" and then doing it anyway needs to be treated with as much severity for the minor things as the big ones, because contractors need to have the fear of Felony put into them

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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

To be clear everyone involved in this should go to prison. This is not some petty "but the golf course was so nice beforehand" shit, this is "you are in open and flagrant violation of the law in that you lied to the court about your intentions and timelines" territory people.com/dozens-trees...

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Dozens of Trees Quietly Toppled in D.C. Without Court Approval Ahead of Trump’s New Golf Course Makeover: Report

Over 60 trees were removed at East Potomac Golf Links before official approval for renovations was granted, the Washington Post reported Friday, Aug. 26. Preservationists argue the plans violate a law...

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

“having a bizarre obsession with a daddy figure is not uncommon in right-wing households” good point Amy, people on the right are freaks. they’re freaks and they’re worse than us.

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Lol the Trump metro cards don’t work.

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It is interesting how often this happens to Dingerbot.

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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

You know what? I admire the Nats bullpen’s commitment to the bit. Holds are bullshit. If the starter wants a win he can damn well go out there and pitch a complete game like an adult.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/07/2026

friendly reminder 👋 if you stand up to go to concessions during an at bat ☝️ you're going to hell 🫵 and your soul is irredeemable 🙏

a beautiful night at camden yards. let's go O's

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jolly green giant and whichever three you want to spare from his wrath

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I would never associate with floats

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Kyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

In February, USA Rugby banned trans women from all levels of one of the world’s most inclusive sports. What happened next was telling. Across the country, teams refused to comply. The story of the Baltimore Ferals, who are pushing back: www.thebanner.com/sports/rugby...

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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

That’s great, not gonna be able to go outside tomorrow without an N95 for the sake of a spectacle no one is going to watch

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/07/2026

i'm seriously considering trying to find the cheapest hotel i can get near the end of a metro line to stay at through saturday because these fucking flyovers are already getting to me

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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We all need to be reaching out and demanding Cade Cavalli be suspended

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LetTeddyWin @blog.letteddywin.com · 28/06/2026

Mitchell Parker, I enjoyed watching you make the most of your rookie opportunity and subsequently fight to turn yourself into a major league relief pitcher. It was a valiant effort.

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Getting real sick of the blue angels over Baltimore

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Big test for my bike trailer today, transporting the cats. This did not prove to be an exception to their general distaste for being transported, but it saved 10-15 minutes relative to taking the metro/walking from the stations. I think they appreciated that at least.

A bike with a trailer attached to its rear axle. On the trailer are two pet carriers secured with bungee cords

A close up view of the cats in their carriers, an orange cat is showing concern about this arrangement.

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Greg @dcdutchiedude.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Lmao, the one time I get a hotel room instead of planning on going to Penn/BWI to catch the train they announce a late night Camden line back 😭. They should do this on more often, and on weekends too!

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Districted #024 🟧🟨⭐🟨🟩 3.77 total miles off Neighborhood Regular washingtonian.com/districted/ I think there’s a problem with today’s Districted, the postal museum’s location is mislabeled

A screenshot of districted, showing downtown DC with the postal museum labeled 2 in yellow and a star over the botanical gardens, indicating the distance between the points is 0.71 miles

A screenshot of Google Maps showing the national postal museum across first street NE from Union Station

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The 51st @51st.news · 22/06/2026

NEWS: Aparna Raj @aparnafordc.bsky.social has won the Democratic primary election for the Ward 1 D.C. Council seat. It's the ward’s first race without an incumbent in more than three decades, Sam Delgado @samdelgado.bsky.social reports. 51st.news/aparna-raj-w...

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Aparna Raj wins the Ward 1 Democratic primary race

The democratic socialist won with 52% of the vote after four rounds of tabulation under ranked-choice voting.

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

DC Statehood was a moral and political necessity before Trump II but Trump II has aptly demonstrated that not immediately remedying this over the objections of Republicans is a moral and political failing.

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Delegate Ryan Spiegel @ryanspiegel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Vote for the candidate trusted by the leaders you trust—including Rockville’s Mayor & Council. Vote Jud Ashman for County Council in #Rockville & #Gaithersburg on Tuesday. @moniqueashton.bsky.social @alsobrooks.senate.gov @adamvangrack.bsky.social @marissavaleri.com @barryjacksoncm.bsky.social

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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 19/06/2026

Democrats should make 2 key points. 1) The illegal war in Iran has been a blunder & we are worse off than before it started. 2) There’s no good way out of a bad war. We should reject the talking points of those who cheered it on & want to drag us back into it. When you're in a hole, stop digging.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Kenyan McDuffie has conceded to Janeese Lewis George in the D.C. Democratic mayoral primary

WASHINGTON, DC - Democratic Mayoral Candidate Kenyan McDuffie issued the following statement in reaction to the updated primary election results as of June 18:
"While the final certification process will continue, it is clear that the voters have chosen a different path. Earlier this morning, I called Councilmember Janeese Lewis George to congratulate her on her victory and wish her success as she prepares for the general election.
I want to thank every voter who participated in this election, the tens of thousands of Washingtonians who placed their faith in our campaign, and all of our volunteers, supporters, staff, family members, community leaders, and neighbors who believed in our vision for the future of our city.
The campaign may be over, but the work of building a safer, more affordable, more prosperous city continues."

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Alex Koma @alexkoma.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

NEW: Kenyan McDuffie called Janeese Lewis George this morning and conceded the mayoral race, per two sources familiar with the conversation. Barring any huge surprises in the vote counting, Lewis George has won this primary.

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Results so far look fantastic for @janeese4dc.bsky.social, and the Nationals overtook the Padres for a wildcard spot 😁😁. Great day to wake up in DC

A screenshot of the National League standings, showing the Washington Nationals above the wildcard cut off

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The 51st @51st.news · 17/06/2026

Closing out election night looking like a progressive sweep, with an almost certain JLG for mayor. We will continue to report on races as additional results are published. 51st.news/election-nig...

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Janeese Lewis George poised for victory in the mayoral race

Progressive candidates had a strong showing in a historic election for D.C.

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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

NEWS: According to preliminary results, @janeese4dc.bsky.social is up ahead over @kenyanmcduffie.bsky.social with 52.57% of the vote.

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Ben Harris @benharris1.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Janeese up big over Kenyan so far in first choice voting:

A chart showing Janeese Lewis George with 52% of the first choice vote, and Kenyan McDuffie with 36%

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Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️ @jgbollard.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

HELL YES

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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Last week HSI agents showed up at the offices of three DC non-profits that provide legal aid to immigrant children. Harassing the nonprofit lawyers who are assisting children trapped in Trump's deportation machine is beyond unconscionable. We are in solidarity with Ayuda, Amica Center, and KIND.

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Legal groups that help migrant children say law enforcement visits were attempt at intimidation

Organizations providing legal aid to unaccompanied migrant children say agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Health and Human Services attempted to enter their offices

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Knicks won and Dolan hates Mamdani. Mark Lerner gave a ton of money to McDuffie. Following that logic, vote for @janeese4dc.bsky.social if you want to see the Nats win the World Series.

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elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

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God Emperor of Nextel @ejtau.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Retreated to the deck bar, rain hasn’t started but you want to have a seat for the rain delay

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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

PEEEEEETE

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