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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The fruit-head mascots were replaced with a menagerie of silly and grotesque monsters that could be collected via trading cards. Kids were encouraged to join the Chiller Club, which provided them with a membership card, iron-on patches, and "secret chiller sign". But what about the monsters? Well...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Let the Right One In” (2008)
A scruffy blonde golden doodle on its hind legs peeks through a screen door, hoping someone will let him in or join him outside.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
getting a little depressed during the winter months is embarassing like "oh a little less light makes you sad? your sun friend doesnt want to hang out as much so you're gonna go cry about it?" lol grow up
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
It's beautiful that so many people will choose to express themselves through the medium of pumpkin. If only there was less stabbing involved.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
Once a year, tens of millions of people in the U.S. engage in amateur vegetable sculpture. A win for art. A loss for safely using steak knives.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
It's almost amateur vegetable sculptor season.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Slavoj is one of two dudes, the other being Werner Herzog, where every time they open their mouths it feels like I’m listening to a space alien who has their Human Being impression like 89% down, I love it
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 18/09/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Guaranteed to keep you and your pets demon-free. Only at store.theonion.com.
A dog laying on grass next to a tennis ball, wearing a patch on its forehead. The image promotes "Demon Guard" protection patches for pets. The packaging is shown, and the text suggests protection from dark entities for both humans and pets. The Infowars logo is present.
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Pusheen @pusheen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Big Mochi Pumpkin Pusheen sits in a pumpkin patch.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how it feels to be canadian
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kelsey lewin @kelslewin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new Kirby character goes hard
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 11/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Robotech's SDF-1 bridge crew, featuring (L to R) Lisa Hayes, Claudia Grant, Vanessa Leeds, Sammie Porter and Kim Young, with Commander Gloval slightly cut off on the right.

Yes I used the Robotech names not the Macross ones come at me bro.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so youre in favor of trans kids playing high school sports? “i find it absolutely disgusting and weird how obsessed you are with children’s genitals. but yes, i believe children should be allowed to play high school sports, a thing that has been happening for decades without issue or controversy”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
andrew what do you think about trans kids playing high school sports? “i actually dont think about childrens genitals, what a bizarre question”
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Barbara Kruger Photograph on Board 1981
You construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Walking is for losers.
A person appears to be floating horizontally above a city street with a busy sidewalk in the background. Large text above reads, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" Below the person, a magazine titled "Learn to Float" is displayed.
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(steepling fingers, gazing deep into my scrying disco ball) yesssss, white boy, yesss. play that funky music. play it ... until you DIE
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
“Male enhancement” but it’s just a discount code for Betterhelp, a copy of Feminism Is For Everybody, and a text from their dad saying “I love you and I’m proud of you”
when i was a child i thought 'male enhancement' pills just made you a better guy. they made you pleasant to be around. the man on the commercial had a big smile on his face and they made a point of how happy his wife was and everyone loved him. this is honestly what i thought
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh fuck that
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Nɪɢʜᴛ Exᴄɪsɪᴏɴ🔪 @nightexcision.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
El-Sayed: JD Vance couch joke Vance : How dare you talk about my wife
El-Sayed: Why would you invite JD Vance? We don't have more couches here than they do in Ohio.
C-SPAN!JD Vance: "Keep my wife's name the hell out of your mouth, Abdul, because she's way out of your league"
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel like we’re missing the real story here which is that historians now have a rough date for the invention of the power metal album cover
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 29/08/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🇬🇧 ♥️ London honors Dolly 🎵 (H/T @ikebarinholtz.bsky.social )
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is so incredible I can’t stop laughing because he forgot to include Reagan
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 27/08/2026
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ScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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A meme that has been sitting on my phone since 2022 apparently. Das Kapital and 9 to 5 represented by torches. 9 to 5 glowing significantly brighter and with far less pointless heft than DK.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Read it to the end.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
and one person choosing to demonstrate what the world COULD look like is such a scorching reproach to all the people in the world with more money even than Dolly earnestly trying to convince us that we are gullible rubes for expecting better
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jane Fonda’s tribute to Dolly is perfect.
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I am devastated. I just learned that Dolly has moved on. I know that millions are mourning and I want to say this - more than anyone I have ever known, Dolly will always be with us because she was so present, so powerful, so generous and playful that she is woven into all our lives and hearts forever. We have our memories of her, her songs, Dollywood, "9to5," the millions of books she got into the hands of children, all the iconic images that bring her to us. And they are all blessings. Let's be grateful for all that she has left us to ease our sadness now. I never knew anyone like her. She was simultaneously a naughty, playful southern gal from the hollows of
Tennessee and a deep, soulful thinker who could see through people right down to their true selves. She was many things...lyricist, songstress, player of many instruments, writer, prankster, visionary, loyal friend, who'd never go to bed before she and her friends had laughed so hard
they'd have to cross their legs.
She had a survivor's instinct and seemed to always know just what to do, just what to say, to make things right....and then she's stick her butt out the car window and moon Kenny Roger's home. She was the voluptuous embodiment of empathy. That's something of hers she'd want us all to take with us.
To her gay and trans fans, I want you to know that she loved you. You know that without me telling you. She loved all her fans and they are legion. And you know she doesn't want y'all to mourn now. Dress up and celebrate her spirit. But first, watch the final episode of Grace and Frankie where she's an Angel, the head honcho working class angel in Heaven.
RIP, beautiful woman. We love you.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
InfoWarriors, let the world know: YOU CAN’T CANCEL THE TRUTH! Join us for an Emergency rewatch this Thursday.
The image shows a promotional poster for "Emergency with Tim Heidecker." The background displays a cityscape at night with green, cloudy skies. A person is speaking into a microphone in the foreground. The word "CANCELED" is stamped across the center.A text meme with a dramatic background of smoke and fire. The text reads: "The Deep State can cancel our show, but they can't cancel the truth: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Demons are real. Horses are beautiful. Testicles only contain one gonad and the other lump is a listening device the hospital implanted there after birth. You must remove it. Get a letter opener."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
we should do this every year on the anniversary of her passing. think how much better the internet is today when everyone is just talking about one of the purest souls who ever lived. annual mandatory "1 out of every 3 posts must be about Dolly" day
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OH NO DOLLY blessed is the true judge NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ok who just got born we like need you TODAY ok
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @TheRaDR  Nov 17, 2020
There's an idea in Judaism that there are 36 special people in the world at all times who secretly maintain the world. 

 I have begun to suspect that Dolly Parton may be one of them.
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The little cat meows at the wizard. He meows back. The little cat looks offended.
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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 24/08/2026
It’s August, and the dogfish days of summer are upon us. Find out which ocean animals remind us of dogs, and help us answer the age-old question, “Can I pet that dog?” [1/9]
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Want to feel old? Students starting college this week were born more than 2.5 million years after megalodon went extinct!
Artists rendering of megalodon
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