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Ed Baptiste

@edbaptiste.bsky.social
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Dad of numerous sons. Do elections and union stuff, often at the same time.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think the problem is that there is a internet monoculture now for dumb guys where they all say the same dumb stuff but back in the day you’d have bespoke dumb guy opinions like how your uncle thinks Buddy Holly faked the crash
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Jacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
George Kittle has a podcast (?!) in which he and a guest are shocked that country music is popular in…California. Please, someone, read one book, about anything, ever
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
as a publicly sober person i have the same problem with lent that i have with january which is that it means a bunch of fucking whiners blowing up my spot
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/01/2026
If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says: "Greenland ➡️". And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 13/11/2025
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 18/08/2025
'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
ZACH DE LA ROCHA: some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses SOCIAL MEDIA: wow, "some"? way to hand-wave the complicity of the power structure. unbelievable. never meet your heroes I guess. do better
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
i post this quote from Justified constantly but it really is some of the best life advice you can get
"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.""You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."
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Megan Abbott @meganabbott.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
“Ah, but they aren’t violent until I’ve edited them.” —When asked how such a ‘nice lady’ could edit Martin Scorsese’s movies. Happy birthday, to the master, Thelma Schoonmaker (here with Scorsese and Michael Powell)
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/12/2024
It's legit difficult to think of a more appropriate name than the monster who prevents people from leaving the land of the dead. An even more accurate name than the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, since Magneto has several points
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
This is America. You just found out no one is coming to help
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
www.popehat.com/p/some-other...
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Some Other America, One I Do Not Know
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 02/09/2024
I just read a post that said “Pete Davidson is what Beetlejuice looked like when he was alive” and now I can’t unsee it.
A side by side comparison photo showing Pete Davidson looking very much like Beetlejuice.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
I wonder if RFK Jr.'s increasingly aggressive demeanor is negatively affecting his falconry.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 11/02/2024
Your childhood is over when you first get the feeling that you've wasted a weekend because all you did was mess around and have fun.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
German word for “public figure you’re mostly neutral about and who doesn’t engender strong feelings in you, but who unhinges the shittiest people in society, suggesting some inherent merit”
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Let's talk about 'Hogan's Heroes'. It ran 1965-1971: A campy spy comedy set in a POW camp in Nazi Germany, which feels like a very weird choice. Maybe even in bad taste? But here's what changed my mind about it: First, every major German character was played by a Jewish actor.
Hogan's Heroes cast on the set of POW barracks.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
People born between 1900 and 1960 or after 1981: "Leonard Bernstein." People born between 1961 and 1981: "LEN! ERD! BERN! STEIN!"
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