Reposted by Ed BaptisteBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think the problem is that there is a internet monoculture now for dumb guys where they all say the same dumb stuff but back in the day you’d have bespoke dumb guy opinions like how your uncle thinks Buddy Holly faked the crash 34100391
Reposted by Ed BaptisteJacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves. 10995841664
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia 662100127
Reposted by Ed Baptistecharles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 30/03/2026that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries 524320
Reposted by Ed BaptisteSteven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026George Kittle has a podcast (?!) in which he and a guest are shocked that country music is popular in…California. Please, someone, read one book, about anything, ever 3234728
Reposted by Ed BaptisteRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason 703752924
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving 443957
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost 342265236
Reposted by Ed Baptisterax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/02/2026as a publicly sober person i have the same problem with lent that i have with january which is that it means a bunch of fucking whiners blowing up my spot 647216
Reposted by Ed BaptisteTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel, 214016999
Reposted by Ed BaptisteExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/01/2026If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says: "Greenland ➡️". And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall. 629232
Reposted by Ed BaptisteVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer. 131072141
Reposted by Ed BaptisteRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 13/11/2025Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day 2060201125
Reposted by Ed BaptisteLeah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 294185033391
Reposted by Ed BaptisteAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not 245192193301
Reposted by Ed BaptisteCulture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 18/08/2025'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today 121399359
Reposted by Ed Baptistethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/07/2025ZACH DE LA ROCHA: some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses SOCIAL MEDIA: wow, "some"? way to hand-wave the complicity of the power structure. unbelievable. never meet your heroes I guess. do better 181544162
Reposted by Ed BaptisteMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2025no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you?? 1523580554
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/01/2025i post this quote from Justified constantly but it really is some of the best life advice you can get 12452114
Reposted by Ed BaptisteMegan Abbott @meganabbott.bsky.social · 03/01/2025“Ah, but they aren’t violent until I’ve edited them.” —When asked how such a ‘nice lady’ could edit Martin Scorsese’s movies. Happy birthday, to the master, Thelma Schoonmaker (here with Scorsese and Michael Powell) 215930
Reposted by Ed BaptisteJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 13/12/2024It's legit difficult to think of a more appropriate name than the monster who prevents people from leaving the land of the dead. An even more accurate name than the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, since Magneto has several points 324037
Reposted by Ed BaptisteSteven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024This is America. You just found out no one is coming to help 21169
Reposted by Ed BaptistePopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024www.popehat.com/p/some-other...popehat.comSome Other America, One I Do Not Know 891314321
Reposted by Ed BaptisteCrockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 02/09/2024I just read a post that said “Pete Davidson is what Beetlejuice looked like when he was alive” and now I can’t unsee it. 181916404
Reposted by Ed Baptistejab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 17/08/2024I wonder if RFK Jr.'s increasingly aggressive demeanor is negatively affecting his falconry. 1235725
Reposted by Ed BaptisteExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 11/02/2024Your childhood is over when you first get the feeling that you've wasted a weekend because all you did was mess around and have fun. 27920
Reposted by Ed BaptistePopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 06/12/2023German word for “public figure you’re mostly neutral about and who doesn’t engender strong feelings in you, but who unhinges the shittiest people in society, suggesting some inherent merit” 1171951355
Reposted by Ed Baptistec0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 02/12/2023Let's talk about 'Hogan's Heroes'. It ran 1965-1971: A campy spy comedy set in a POW camp in Nazi Germany, which feels like a very weird choice. Maybe even in bad taste? But here's what changed my mind about it: First, every major German character was played by a Jewish actor. 43747195
Reposted by Ed BaptisteDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 28/11/2023People born between 1900 and 1960 or after 1981: "Leonard Bernstein." People born between 1961 and 1981: "LEN! ERD! BERN! STEIN!" 2339746