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Ed Baptiste

@edbaptiste.bsky.social
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Dad of numerous sons. Do elections and union stuff, often at the same time.

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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminds me of Rod Stewart’s train set. I love famous people who are secretly really intense about a wholesome hobby.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The swell going into the chorus of Right in Time is for me one of those sublime musical moments that always scratches an itch I didn’t know I had. Just a beautiful record.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s awesome! Congratulations!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think the problem is that there is a internet monoculture now for dumb guys where they all say the same dumb stuff but back in the day you’d have bespoke dumb guy opinions like how your uncle thinks Buddy Holly faked the crash
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Real Kenny Powers vibe to this guy.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Coach Eric Adams
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That shorts and high socks look would really be completed with roller skates.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sorry Prometheus, it’s not coming into the stadium. I don’t care what you had to do to get it.
No fire allowed graphic.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Saw a display of hi-vis vests at the hardware store and thought they’re inexpensive and small so it would be worth keeping one in the trunk of the car just in case. Following my thought process to its logical conclusion, I decided they the whole family needed hi-vis vests. You know, just in case.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sonny Corleone’s mistress will be terribly disappointed to learn this.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Good luck! Glad you have a union in your corner.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Click-to-close targets on pop-up ads that are so small that you click the ad by accident.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
These were in heavy rotation during NBA playoff games. No Trump, but had a clip of Obama talking about the danger of gerrymandering.
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Jacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Running the damn ball gets results.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
youtube.com/shorts/hR881...
youtube.com
You moved the swimming pool | Silicon Valley #shorts #siliconvalley
YouTube video by BlamaniClips
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They found Zebra Man from Heavy Metal Parking Lot years later, and you might be on to something. youtu.be/hSjnjmQ-AAI?...
youtu.be
1986 Heavy Metal Parking Lot Where Are They Now 2006
YouTube video by James Sanabria
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
New people in a city are enthusiastic about the cool stuff long-timers take for granted. It’s infectious and can make you fall in love with your city again.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Sportswriters would be adrift without their cherished cliche “a friendly that was anything but” to describe an encounter that got a little testy.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Documenting workers not in the unit doing union work helps the union.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Sine your pitty on the runny kine
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Stefan Effenberg
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
That could be a fun angle for preseason invitationals.
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
George Kittle has a podcast (?!) in which he and a guest are shocked that country music is popular in…California. Please, someone, read one book, about anything, ever
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
He’s angry Sinners didn’t win.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Reader since day one!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
F1 reddit is so equal parts livid and despondent after quali. All I can say to these people is that we clearly watch this sport for very different reasons.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This is a bizarre inversion of the “no wishing for more wishes” rule.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This makes me so happy.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Would you buy furniture at a store called Unpainted Huffhines?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
as a publicly sober person i have the same problem with lent that i have with january which is that it means a bunch of fucking whiners blowing up my spot
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Oh no!
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Nothing screams sincerity like making excuses before actually apologizing or even saying what he’s apologizing for.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This was the most “exactly what I was expecting it to be” movie I’ve ever seen. In a good way!
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I ordered a Sprite but you served me 7-up. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/01/2026
If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says: "Greenland ➡️". And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The Irvine Welsh book Filth has a subplot that involves the cop/mason connection.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 13/11/2025
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’d never noticed the Day in the Life ending on that track.
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
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Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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