Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Reminds me of Rod Stewart’s train set. I love famous people who are secretly really intense about a wholesome hobby. 020
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The swell going into the chorus of Right in Time is for me one of those sublime musical moments that always scratches an itch I didn’t know I had. Just a beautiful record. 021
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think the problem is that there is a internet monoculture now for dumb guys where they all say the same dumb stuff but back in the day you’d have bespoke dumb guy opinions like how your uncle thinks Buddy Holly faked the crash 34100391
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 01/07/2026That shorts and high socks look would really be completed with roller skates. 020
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Sorry Prometheus, it’s not coming into the stadium. I don’t care what you had to do to get it. 010
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Saw a display of hi-vis vests at the hardware store and thought they’re inexpensive and small so it would be worth keeping one in the trunk of the car just in case. Following my thought process to its logical conclusion, I decided they the whole family needed hi-vis vests. You know, just in case. 1891
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Sonny Corleone’s mistress will be terribly disappointed to learn this. 000
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Click-to-close targets on pop-up ads that are so small that you click the ad by accident. 2581
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 23/04/2026These were in heavy rotation during NBA playoff games. No Trump, but had a clip of Obama talking about the danger of gerrymandering. 000
Reposted by Ed BaptisteJacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves. 10995841664
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia 662100127
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 14/04/2026youtube.com/shorts/hR881...youtube.comYou moved the swimming pool | Silicon Valley #shorts #siliconvalleyYouTube video by BlamaniClips 000
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 14/04/2026They found Zebra Man from Heavy Metal Parking Lot years later, and you might be on to something. youtu.be/hSjnjmQ-AAI?...youtu.be1986 Heavy Metal Parking Lot Where Are They Now 2006YouTube video by James Sanabria 020
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 30/03/2026New people in a city are enthusiastic about the cool stuff long-timers take for granted. It’s infectious and can make you fall in love with your city again. 030
Reposted by Ed Baptistecharles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 30/03/2026that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries 524320
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Sportswriters would be adrift without their cherished cliche “a friendly that was anything but” to describe an encounter that got a little testy. 060
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Documenting workers not in the unit doing union work helps the union. 020
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 22/03/2026That could be a fun angle for preseason invitationals. 010
Reposted by Ed BaptisteSteven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026George Kittle has a podcast (?!) in which he and a guest are shocked that country music is popular in…California. Please, someone, read one book, about anything, ever 3234728
Reposted by Ed BaptisteRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason 703752924
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 07/03/2026F1 reddit is so equal parts livid and despondent after quali. All I can say to these people is that we clearly watch this sport for very different reasons. 1120
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026 the healthiest thing you could do in the social media era is acknowledge that not everything is an argument to be rebutted, say no and keep that shit moving 443957
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This is a bizarre inversion of the “no wishing for more wishes” rule. 020
Reposted by Ed BaptisteBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost 342265236
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Would you buy furniture at a store called Unpainted Huffhines? 050
Reposted by Ed Baptisterax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/02/2026as a publicly sober person i have the same problem with lent that i have with january which is that it means a bunch of fucking whiners blowing up my spot 647216
Reposted by Ed BaptisteTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel, 214016999
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Nothing screams sincerity like making excuses before actually apologizing or even saying what he’s apologizing for. 000
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026This was the most “exactly what I was expecting it to be” movie I’ve ever seen. In a good way! 040
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I ordered a Sprite but you served me 7-up. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers. 000
Reposted by Ed BaptisteExistential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 21/01/2026If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says: "Greenland ➡️". And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall. 629232
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The Irvine Welsh book Filth has a subplot that involves the cop/mason connection. 021
Reposted by Ed BaptisteVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 18/12/2024“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer. 131072141
Reposted by Ed BaptisteRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 13/11/2025Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day 2060201125
Ed Baptiste @edbaptiste.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I’d never noticed the Day in the Life ending on that track. 000
Reposted by Ed BaptisteLeah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 294185033391
Reposted by Ed BaptisteAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not 245192193301