Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@cjzero.bsky.social please tell me you got that clip of the Panthers hosing down a players shoes with water (or maybe piss) 000
Reposted by Cooper SmithCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026the Boston broadcast is enjoying this USA fan struggling to stay awake 1549172
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 10/06/2026@jeremytache.bsky.social I'm sorry what's happening here? 000
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 05/06/2026@jonbois.bsky.social Hi Jon, I’m wondering if you have the rules for NHL Overtime handy? 000
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026@cjzero.bsky.social please tell me you caught that fan sitting courtside at Lakers-Thunder who had TWO pairs of the Nike/Kanye Back To The Future shoes 110
Reposted by Cooper SmithBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026people on this website will be like "fascists must face the guillotine--NO TRIAL" and then just go to panera for a while 78010
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 19/12/2025@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Speed’s on Cinemax 000
Reposted by Cooper SmithRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 16/11/2025When I am president, we will have a Department of Inconsequential Research that will answer questions like “what percentage of roast beef consumption in the U.S takes place at Arby’s?” 1717610
Reposted by Cooper SmithBryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025New Virginia meme dropped. 645492
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Bo Nix against the Raiders’ “pass rush” youtu.be/UJeH5nUrPss?si=3Xg82NI6fjb… 000
Reposted by Cooper Smith🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Every guy that did the Riyadh comedy festival: I personally thought everyone was gonna show up on a magic carpet and chop me in half but it turns out that they wear shirts 1287343
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 04/11/2025@cjzero.bsky.social please tell me you caught the audio of the Cowboys last turnover, with Cardinals players yelling “Javonte so ass” over and over 0171
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Did NBC also acquire morning re-runs of Charmed when they got the NBA package? 000
Reposted by Cooper SmithCurt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 14/10/2025That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason). Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play. 9541139
Reposted by Cooper SmithJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/09/2025bandon bippo has really been making a name for himself lately. you may not know the name mappy marvin, but before long manperson krogerpublix jerseys will be flying off the shelves 743729
Reposted by Cooper SmithRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 08/09/2025cris collinsworth called the 4th quarter of that game like he was watching Monster Jam and that was absolutely the right choice 435819
Reposted by Cooper SmithRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it 12384520411358
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2025@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Speed’s on HBO Zone 000
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Kyle Schwarber was super appreciative for the simple trade with the fan who caught his 300th HR ball 010
Reposted by Cooper SmithKarl Welzein @dadboner.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Really lookin’ forward to the weekend, you guys. 0226
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 09/05/2025My biggest conspiracy theory is that ESPN & TNT have been piping artificial shoe-squeak noises into their NBA broadcasts ever since the Pandemic Bubble 030
Reposted by Cooper SmithLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 03/05/2025THREAD OF DONRUSS DIAMOND KINGS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE GOING THROUGH IT: Ivan Calderon looks like he’s watching someone struggle on the grill at the cookout. 411132
Reposted by Cooper SmithRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/04/2025These are trying times. Make sure to listen to Vernon Davis saying “yams… sweet potato yams” in a calming voice at least 10 times per day 318622
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2025@edsbs.bsky.social this calls for reposting The Ball Is Tipped for the people. 000
Reposted by Cooper SmithRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Sorry but a Mike Alstott cereal should have lean meat in it 1011910
Reposted by Cooper SmithRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/02/2025"Computer, generate Rap Star Luc Longley with seasonal affective disorder" 419617
Reposted by Cooper SmithJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/202559 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider 384599726
Reposted by Cooper SmithRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds 56128702796
Reposted by Cooper SmithAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 02/02/2025"I was driving, I was coming out of Wendy's. I got a 4 for 4. Shoutout to Wendy's." This Eagles fan left out no details in his interview about Friday's plane crash in Philadelphia. 518913
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2025No better way to close out a CFB season than Holly putting it to bed every year 🧵 050
Reposted by Cooper SmithRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/01/2025this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off 604238572
Reposted by Cooper SmithNo Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Mark Zuckerberg has no clue where to point the flashlight 0304
Reposted by Cooper SmithJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/01/2025hopeful for a best-case scenario where he wastes the vast majority of his time and political capital on things six-year-old me wanted to do. stuff like "missouri must give some of its land to kansas so it can be a rectangle" 632991361
Reposted by Cooper Smith jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 27/11/2024WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY 111119272
Reposted by Cooper SmithJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I started describing Wemby to my wife and realized that between his name, physical attributes, and resume, it sounded like I was talking about an imaginary friend. 281472126
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Bielema is built like a bear right before it goes into hibernation 000
Reposted by Cooper SmithLucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Imagine being Alabama thinking you’re going to the playoff and now you’re sitting in the pouring rain watching the reliaquest bowl 41077
Reposted by Cooper Smith⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 29/12/2024every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger” 583248653639
Reposted by Cooper SmithMike Sando @sandonfl.bsky.social · 29/12/2024It took 60+ years and two more games for a rookie tight end to break Mike Ditka's rookie record for yardage. Not even Brock Bowers can top the artist's rendition of Ditka, however. 717531
Reposted by Cooper SmithBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Saving us a click 763543
Reposted by Cooper Smithleefeiner.bsky.social @leefeiner.bsky.social · 28/12/2024My first skeet 929243
Reposted by Cooper SmithJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/12/2024The CFP committee should’ve replaced all eight of these teams with 9-3 Alabama 741260
Reposted by Cooper SmithClue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 27/12/2024When you first enter the Bass Pro Pyramid, you walk by the glass tomb of fishing legend Bill Dance, who has been embalmed along with his bass boat, like Lenin 1725228
Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I badly need a still of that “Pat Narduzzi and his backup QB holding hands” shot 000
