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Cooper Smith

@ecoopersmith.bsky.social
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Cool it with the shrimp, pal

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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s important to have hobbies.
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
POINT FIVE-FIVE PERCENT!
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
-me, the morning after the super bowl
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social please tell me you got that clip of the Panthers hosing down a players shoes with water (or maybe piss)
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The price is on the can tho
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Nobody say anything.
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Play Dirty is one of the dumbest (complimentary) movies I’ve seen this decade
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Extremely dumb joke. I laughed real hard. Bravo
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the Boston broadcast is enjoying this USA fan struggling to stay awake
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I was nine.
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I used to legitimately care about "who" won the Bud Bowl
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@jeremytache.bsky.social I'm sorry what's happening here?
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Hi Jon, I’m wondering if you have the rules for NHL Overtime handy?
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“Walk me through the shirt” got a BIG laugh over here
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You continually do the lord’s work. Thank you, sir
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
(Apologies for the hastily taken photo of my TV screen)
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social please tell me you caught that fan sitting courtside at Lakers-Thunder who had TWO pairs of the Nike/Kanye Back To The Future shoes
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Man, the guy from the Pringles logo really let himself go
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Everyone grins at my shit
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“Previously on Why is the Cat Wet….”
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
design is my passion
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
While we’re on a related topic, I have several questions for the first person to ever milk a cow
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Same. Seeing it now through adult’s eyes, I’m really taken by how good they all were at writing copy
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nostalgia aside, Eisen’s well-crafted intro to start the show was something I’d forgotten Sportscenter anchors used to do. I’d love to see that resurrected
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why what happened
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I read it in Sam Elliot’s voice
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
people on this website will be like "fascists must face the guillotine--NO TRIAL" and then just go to panera for a while
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
New York is the Albania of America
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Those are some Sacramento-ass tattoos
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That’s actually very sweet!
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Shades of the Canadian Men’s Curling Team
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I think it’s a great point. It’d been long enough since I’d seen R1 that I basically only remembered Vader showing up and wrecking shit at the end before I rewatched. So it felt like I was watching a movie for the first time for good long stretches
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Agree with the other comments. I saw Rogue One before, years ago. I re-watched after I’d finished Andor and enjoyed it way more with the context that Andor gave
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I’ve tried making various “trapping/trap souling on defense” and not a soul has known what I was blathering on about
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The Billiken’s belly is a different tone because students used to rub it for good luck. Then the rumor got out there that the basketball/volleyball teams used to piss on it for good luck
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
SLU Alcindor
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Tyreek Hill???? (I refuse adding further context)
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Surely there’s someone whose Venn Diagram of interests fits with Gavin McKenna and The Boss and can find the appropriate pun here
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
When I saw that USA’s goalie played for a team called the Jets, I incorrectly knew we were fucked
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Ryan Miller will always be a hero to those who know. Christ, what a king of a man
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Even worse! Redirected off a Team USA stick
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Any guesses as to why?
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Troy Aikman referenced someone named Jim Shoulder earlier and I haven't smiled that big in a week
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Nonetheless
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Now I wanna see a shoe-by-shoe breakdown of his hypothetical numbers…like, what type of numbers would Jokic put up in kitten heels?
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Cooper Smith @ecoopersmith.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
this piece was published back in October???
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