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Gritty Smitty

@ebheater.bsky.social
375 followers 1.6K following 421 posts

Actor, Musician, Writer, Crimefighting Billionaire Playboy.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Formenton on McD’s wing is in no way a justifiable hockey decision. It can only be management trolling their critics. Fuck you, Katz & co.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yeah I totally believe these AI oligarch frauds who have lied about literally everything and have hit a wall in development and in fraudulent and delusional funding. I’m sure they’re really, really scared after creating a generational breakthrough no one has documented and they won’t even name.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
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Ryan Batty @ryanbatty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Of course the team the employs Stan Bowman and Mike Babcock signed Alex Formenton. Alex Formenton Is an Oiler Because This Is Who The Oilers Are ryanbatty.substack.com/p/alex-forme...
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Alex Formenton Is an Oiler Because This Is Who The Oilers Are
Out of every low-cost option available, the Oilers picked the one that came with the most baggage attached.
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 28/08/2026
instead of blowing up the death star the rebels should have worked within the death star to change it
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Andy Yan @ayan604.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Annual cost of fighting B.C. wildfires doubled in a decade, SFU report says" as told by @njgriffiths.bsky.social via @vancouversun.bsky.social #vanpoli #vanre vancouversun.com/news/annual-...
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Annual cost of fighting B.C. wildfires doubled in a decade, SFU report says
Researchers say the amount spent demonstrates how B.C. households are already paying for the costs of climate change
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is it because they openly muse about replacing humans with technology as if human beings were a problem to be solved through elimination, is it that.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 04/08/2026
Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:
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Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says
Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ronald McDonald is a clown but he doesn’t really do clown shit he’s more a guy who likes that look
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Kayleigh Donaldson @ceilidhann.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sure, Jared Leto is a creep with multiple allegations to his name over the course of two decades, but you have to understand that he's also a mediocre actor who's a nightmare to work with and whose movies are critical flops that don't make money.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christ, this is deeply wrong on so many levels.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Canadians and Northern USers, you would be shocked how well these work! Please, please, if you have the time and the money, make one.
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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I must’ve been going to the wrong libraries all my life.
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Cole Haddon @colehaddon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Netflix’s biggest shows have been losing 30-70% of their audience between seasons 1 and 2. Executives are in a panic because they can’t figure out why, but the answer is probably pretty damn obvious to anyone who’s paying attention.
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The (Not So) Curious Case of Netflix's Shrinking Audience
Why the streaming giant loses up to 70% of its viewers between seasons - and the obvious reason why executives refuse to believe it
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Palestine has outlived Lindsey Graham
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When people like Lindsey Graham die, it’s an instructive litmus test for who’s cool in your circle and who’s a dingus crypto-fascist. The jokes today are delightful, the tributes gag-inducing.
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Hulk Hogan Flexes with 'RIP BROTHER'
ALT: Hulk Hogan Flexes with 'RIP BROTHER'
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kerrence @notkerrence.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
senator dickhead mcnospine (D): sending my love to senator graham’s family in this trying time. while we didn’t always agree, we always voted for the same things and hung out with the same people. had some truly great laughs during meetings about the children we bombed. i’ll miss him deeply,
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.
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Patrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
What is Canada to be? The answer shouldn’t be left to Bay Street and certainly shouldn’t be left to Silicon Valley. theprovince.com/sports/sport...
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Sportsnet 650's demise reminds us that lack of competition is bad for Canadians
Patrick Johnston: Where is the Competition Bureau? Who thought sports ownership consolidation would be good for the rest of us?
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.
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Allison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is an actual storyboard for Evil Dead 2. People don't need AI to make beautiful art.
A storyboard for Evil Dead 2. A crude cartoon man screams at a big, squiggly hand. He has a giant O for a mouth.
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This game is going just as Trump hoped, right?
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Patriotic Eagle Chants USA! USA!
ALT: Patriotic Eagle Chants USA! USA!
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The Canucks are putting together an impressively terrible team. I get wanting to tank to rebuild but why should any of us pay current prices to see that? It’s insulting. Goldeneyes have a way better product for much less $.
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The French soccer team is all over Sweden like Pepe Le Pew on a distressed alley cat.
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Kiss Cartoon: Dog and Cat Smoochies
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Historic by Canada. That's the most goals scored by a Concacaf nation at the FIFA World Cup.
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Thomas Seal @twseal.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Canada has scored twice as many goals in this match as it had done in all World Cup games before this, ever
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This movie is unreal. The Lawrence of Arabia of smashing dudes in the head with a hammer. Cirque du Soleil with more knife fights. Get to the theatre immediately and soak up the mayhem.
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oilers gonna hire Babcock as part of their ongoing mission to prioritize anything but winning. Gotta admire the commitment.
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Hockey Player Falls Into Bench
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
On a great movie-viewing run lately: I Love Boosters Backrooms The Tuner All fantastic and engaging and fresh. It’s really inspiring!
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026
It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The world's first trillionaire did this
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hard to choose a team to root for in the Stanley Cup final but I guess I’ll root for the one without a rapist in net?
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Batman Thinking
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this is a masterpiece
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Watching the new Punisher one-off and it continues a proud action film tradition: just don’t mess with people’s pets. It’s a bad idea. A feral man will come for you.
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GI Joe: Knowing is Half the Battle
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Might have to post this annually until we do something.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
TLJ expanded upon the original lore in a way that was consistent with everything Lucas intended and people were too obsessed with dogma to see it
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PSAC-AFPC @psac-afpc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Private investors are not interested in running airports for the public good or for the benefit of travellers – they are interested in profit. At a time when Canada needs to be the strongest it can be, handing critical public infrastructure to private corps is not in the public’s best interest.
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Adam Herman @adamzherman.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It's telling that Chayka is getting grilled like this while Quenneville and Bowman were served up softballs to talk about charity work they did or whatever.
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Arch @archaeologuy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s ultimately really hard to believe that Stan Bowman hasn’t made a positive impact on the team given his track record of not being good at his job in other cities.
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John Cullen @johncullen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I mean it was the most obvious thing imaginable but it remains awesome that McDavid took roughly $7m under market value on his extension and Bowman spent that money on Trent Frederic and the difference in cap hit between Stuart Skinner and Tristan Jarry
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The ability of this hockey team to make me feel miserable about my entire life even though it has literally zero relationship to anything in my life is incredible. Like having a nightclub hypnotist make you punch yourself in the nuts all night. #HereComeTheOilers
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I hope many bags are packed to leave Edmonton over the summer, players and front office alike.
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Gritty Smitty @ebheater.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Someone, anyone, should explain to me the Oilers refusal to play 2nd periods. Please. I cannot figure it out and, clearly, neither can they.
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