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@eathotchip.bsky.social
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they/them, if you’re here bc my husband is acting up, dm me and I’ll take his phone away

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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dressmaker is a game about how it's impossible to sew a straight seam and thank god for that aftermath.site/dressmaker-s...
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I Love The Frustratingly Realistic Sewing In Dressmaker
Do you remember the reality show Project Runway? Not the zombified new version on the cable network Freeform, but the original run of the show on Bravo back in 2004. I was obsessed with that show, not...
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/09/2026
I think it's pretty neat that one of the legit breakout indie success stories this year is a game about painstakingly designing and sewing opulent ballgowns store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...
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Dressmaker on Steam
Become a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking.
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Unkann 💪🦎💙 SEPT-OCT COMMS OPEN! @btanselanoican.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IT IS DONE o-l-< #dressmaker #aymericdeborel #aymeric
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missing fanfest @parthenosvenus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dressmaker yuri doodles #dressmaker
doodle of priya giving prudence a kiss on the cheek priya and prudence lying down stargazing from above perspective
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Pamela Ojeda @drawloverlala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've been having fun playing dressmaker 😄 #myart #dressmaker
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
“Every guy knows what it’s like to walk around with a load in his slacks, but you don’t have to anymore with these stylish pants you can just tear off and drop in the toilet.” — Sean Riley, CEO
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Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis
CHICAGO—Touting them as the clean and fashionable solution to a common messy situation, personal-cleansing brand Dude Wipes announced Thursday its new line of flushable khakis. “Every guy knows what i...
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rip charles foster kane you would have loved ketamine
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RAGS @writing-in-rags.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s okay I’m going to write an incredibly lore accurate astarion book. Chapter 1 Astarion advanced four squares. He slipped on some grease and fell down, ending his turn prematurely.
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Chapel Bell Curve @chapelbellcurve.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oklahoma, you just got Bobo'd
Bobo'd
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Bobby Football @robpaul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John Mateer gonna John Mateer, and Chris Cole gonna Chris Cole. One is a bad QB and the other is a potential first-round pick
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
only two kinds of people shit the bed around here: steers and john mateers. i don't see any horns on ya!
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
go dawgs, glad i'm watching with AC though
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
things that make life amazing #73927 — my 1.5-year-old walks around the house saying “hap-pee! hap-pee!” when he’s content
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tim Curry's iconic Red Alert 3 portrayal superimposed onto a night sky w/ "See you Space Cowboy..."
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
toby keith died already. i forgot. take morgan wallen then just give dolly back
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What could nee be better than this. Gott guys bein dudes
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
they hate ms. rachel because she has a vowel at the end of her name. accurso, that's italian. fuckin' miracle those medigans didn't fuck it up at ellis island.
phil leotardo
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How men feared women! she thought, walking among the late-flowering roses. Not as individuals, but women when they talked together, worked together, spoke up for one another - then men saw plots, cabals, constraints, traps being laid.
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Kibouw | Dame du Cercle 🌼 @kibouw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my beautiful wife #fieldsofmistria
"let's take ibuprofen together", valen from fields of mistria inviting the player to come with her
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
john lennon, 1969:
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Kinda fucked up that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo are really out here trying to buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There used to be places where an expecting parent could walk in and have their choice of suits, blouses, and professional maternitywear. Now it’s Amazon lounge sets. Wonder why.
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The disappearance of in-person maternity stores coinciding with a massive push to force women back into the home is not a coincidence btw
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time to floatmog.
A person appears to be floating horizontally above a busy street with blurred pedestrians below. Bold text at the top says, "Floatmog all those walkcucks stuck on the ground!" At the bottom, there is text that reads, "Learn to Float," along with an image of a book titled "Learn to Float.
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
what if mint neopolitan ice cream IS an attack on my way of life
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The “otherwise wholesome tone of the game” in question:
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Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 30/07/2026
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
YKW hell yeah. Get bioware out from under them so they can make good shit again
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EA Looking To Sell BioWare And Other IPs Following Saudi Arabia Takeover, Claims Insider
As reported by an insider, EA could look to offload BioWare in its bid to cut $700 million in annual spending.
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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fields of Mistria 1.0 is here!✨ Thank you to everyone who's joined us on this journey, shared feedback, showed us your farms, created fan art, and loved Mistria as much as we do. 1.0 is just the beginning. 🌱 Download on Steam: bit.ly/Mistria
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Fields of Mistria ✨ Out now in 1.0 @fieldsofmistria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just one week left until Fields of Mistria 1.0 ✨
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
furiously texting FunkyColdMedinaClan (the cousins I would play warrior cats with outside)
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
you mean to hurt me? me, who at any moment might chomp down on the juiciest, reddest sun warmed tomato you’ve ever seen in your life?
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
immunity to psychological damage (its red ripe summer tomato season)
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
As someone who works in marketing + contracts influencers regularly... I get it. The checks we write to these people are mind numbing.
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
things I have seen on my timeline: posts about the covid lockdown discourse things I have not seen on my timeline: covid lockdown discourse
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/08/2026
#themoreyouknow
Lost of animal sounds Wikipedia entry for the snail, sound categorized as 'Munch, crunch'
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
when i went to image search this i started with "big pussy" and lemme tell ya, i had to add some more words
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
skeleton lifting a huge set of weights with caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [SPECIAL PROMOTION! -75% $4.99 Add to Cart] INTO [PLAY TIME 0 Minutes LAST PLAYED Never]"
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
taxi driver, travis bickle outside porn theater: no, no.  this is a movie that a lot of couples come to.poster for wicker (2026)
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/08/2026
Okay. I’m totally gonna see the movie where Alexander Skarsgård plays the middle-ages wicker sex husband. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP0B...
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WICKER | Official Trailer | Only In Theaters October
YouTube video by Black Bear
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the only religion you can make fun of and never go too far is mormonism. the only race you can make fun of and never go too far is italians. if there's an italian mormon guy out there, lemme know, i got a million bits to try out on him, like: OH! i droppa da linguini on my special undahweahs!
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I won’t date a bisexual man (my husband) and the reason is indeed homophobic (we don’t have money for dates right now)
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* okay i'm gonna read "america" by allen ginsberg. don't worry i'm not gonna do the n word part. okay. america i've given you all and now i'm nothing. america two dollars and twentyseven cents january 17, 1956. i can't stand my own mind. america when will we end the hu
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
booked it to the car, buckled the boy in, and realized I left the diaper bag with my phone/wallet/keys on the other side of the park. where it was safe. because it's 8 AM in a toddler park on a goddamn motherfucking thursday
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hey so fun fact, fun goddamn motherfucking fact, if it's 8 AM on a Thursday and you're in a suburban park full of goddamn motherfucking toddlers walking your 2 decrepit elderly wiener dogs, you don't need a gun, and it goddamn motherfucking especially doesn't need to be out in the open on your hip
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haunted dank serpico @abh93.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
WITHOUT!
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
None of y’all have been 13 on RuneScape & made a really great friend only for him to tell you that the only thing that can stop him from killing himself is sending him naked photos and it shows
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eathotchip.bsky.social @eathotchip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
How it feels being the only person on this site who thinks banning kids and teens from social media is an extremely good thing
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