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Christopher Colton

@darktzeratul.bsky.social
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Sr. QA Analyst for hire, Warcraft Wiki admin, and Antioch Remastered co-creator.

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My brain is forever on shuffle through an ever-increasing amount of pop culture ephemera, and yet somehow this pops up more often than one would think considering the sheer amount of mental fragments on offer...
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Chris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: Blizzard union workers have ratified a historic contract that has secured guardrails around AI usage, layoff protections, remote/hybrid work benefits, and much more.
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Blizzard union workers ratify contract covering 1,900 employees
Union members have secured guardrails around generative AI usage, layoff protections, remote and hybrid work benefits, and more.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A group of men searches everywhere for a missing cup.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When Jim Henson was first starting out, he had a little five-minute live show called Sam and Friends, aired in Washington DC and later Baltimore. Very few of these survive visually now.

They were primitive and simple, to the point where they're strange to watch. This was twenty years before The Muppet Show. They didn't have voices at first, and were often mimed to musical records.

It was his way of getting on television, and he wasn't completely serious about puppetry as an art form until he'd been doing this for a couple of years.

Maybe that would be a Youtube show now. Just a little stepping stone, the first step in his much larger career.

But here's the thing: While doing that show, Jim Henson bought two fancy cars and a two-story house with a studio floor. He got married, had children, traveled the world. He started building his business. He established relationships at NBC and with the puppeteering community.

Sam and Friends was his first step. People used to get paid for that first step, in a way that would allow them to take further steps.

Maybe that would be a Youtube show now. He wouldn't get paid for it, not more than pocket change anyway. And he wouldn't have a pathway to a further career from there.

I grew up inspired by Jim Henson. I took my first steps into filmmaking in high school, doing comedy and puppets and animation and all sorts of creative things. But for someone my age, it was hard to translate that into money. It was impossible, without generational money, to break into mainstream Hollywood, even after film school in Los Angeles. I'm 45 now and doing lots of interesting things, but moneywise I'm still stuck at that first step.

There's lots of talent out there, and most of that talent doesn't have the money to show what they can really do.

We miss the great creatives when they pass away. If you want the next (great creative), fund the arts.
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Peter Cullen
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Randy Milholland @choochoobear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's hard to fathom anyone being as universally loved and mourned as Dolly Parton is.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Those who don't learn from history, etc.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. QA Analyst: Obtain the cup. Slowly add water. Result: the game crashes if the cup's fill value exceeds 50%.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So many great arguments in this thread.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Doom 2016 put far too much emphasis on glory kills. Crazy kill animations are cool the first few times, but quickly start to be repetitive and just take up time I'd rather be using to kill stuff, on top of having to keep running into melee to do them instead of blasting stuff.
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Consider one Dexter Douglas, nerd computer ace. Who one day went surfing on the internet. And got zapped to cyber-space. Now he’s turned into a freakazoid, here in…
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Rod Serling: The Twilight Zone Intro
ALT: Rod Serling: The Twilight Zone Intro
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In the earliest days of Hollywood, passionate actors and writers were regularly exploited and mistreated by their bosses. But that all changed when they recognized one simple truth: They were stronger together. And so are we.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I believe this is what's known as fucking around and finding out.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Because today of all days I think people could use a good laugh.
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Shayna MoooOOOooon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 15/06/2026
The value proposition of working at an AAA studio was that you were trading independence and agency for stability, and that if the game did well, you would keep your job, and if the game did badly, you might lose it. Obviously it wasn’t that cut and dry, but you get it. Now? You just lose your job.
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Cortana 🌧️ Napping @cortanav.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
These game dev layoffs were 100% avoidable. And I mean it. Not just today’s.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There's a gameplay reveal video out now for No Law, the last game I worked on before getting laid off by Krafton. Awesome job by the team at Neon Giant; it's fantastic to see how far it's come in the last two years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgp...
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had
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Jon-Paul @tripleshot31.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The irony is they are replacing all their non-union humans with agents run by a single organization that can demand changes in wages (aka token costs) overnight without bargaining.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As metaphors go, this one feels a bit too on the nose.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I just can't even.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Top screen: Slurm Slug looks at Fry (who has Meta AI over him) "that's Meta AI you can ask it anything"

Professor " ask it to fuck off"
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/05/2026
NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)
Crescent Earth and some delicious lens flareCrescent Earth seen beyond the MoonCrescent Earth behind the MoonThe Moon eclipsing the Sun, with the corona and zodiacal light forming a diffuse glow behind the satellite
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Alex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC @alexthebluefox.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...
A picture of an Airbus jet sitting on the tarmac with the Spirit Halloween livery painted on it. It's a cloudy day and the tarmac is wet, which slightly reflects the bright orange color of the airplane.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026
Bring back the ancient knowledge
Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.
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Myrmidia @myrmidia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This was good for me to read, and I'm sure it'll be good for anyone else in the same boat.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I'm not saying I don't understand why someone would remake Ferngully, because I do. But I AM saying I don't see what the point is unless you cast someone as unapologetically sexy as Tim Curry for Hexxus: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVzY...
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Ferngully Toxic Love HQ
YouTube video by Razor Candy
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🕹️TheGamersician🎵 @thegamersician.com · 11/04/2026
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago
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Del-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 09/04/2026
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Jenna Laine @jennalaine.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Spectacular images taken by the Artemis II crew of earthset and the eclipse. Just incredible. NASA posts them here and it’s free to access: images.nasa.gov
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Alex Steffen @alexsteffen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com
Earth and Moon from DSCOVR NASA's Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite captured this unique view of the Moon as it moved in front of the sunlit side of Earth last month. This view shows the fully illuminated “dark side” of the moon that is never visible from Earth. Ian Regan processed this version of the image to account for the Moon's motion. NASA / NOAA / Ian Regan
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Chris Hopper Accessibility Consulting @chrishopper.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This roman d6 proves "shiny math rock" has always been preferable to "readable math rock."
A piece of clear quartz carved into the familiar six-sided dice shape, each pip filled with red, the other faces visible through the transparent stone.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 30/03/2026
Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.
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OpenAI funding fears hit memory chip prices
Spending cuts at OpenAI have hit memory chip prices as fears grow about the tech company’s ability to fund its expansion.
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 25/03/2026
Homophobia and Transphobia is so crazy to me because its all based in people’s inability to mind their business
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A great summary of just how fucked literally everyone is as a direct result of Trump and Hegseth being absolute fucking morons.
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Steve Headrick @steevhead13.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
OK... hear me out... Oil barrels ROLL. 🐵🛢_ _ _ _ _ _ 🚢
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Why search for actual webpages that match your search, when Google can spew out concise descriptions with this kind of accuracy?
Google AI Overview that starts out with a badly-written description of the search term before just repeating "and" over and over and over again until the code breaks.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Man, I feel this about pretty much everything.
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Soon, all the films in close proximity to it will also be THE THING. Within the year, all films in the registry will be THE THING.
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 12/01/2026
I am enough of an optimist to believe that things will turn around, but enough of a pessimist to constantly worry about the damage that will be done between now and then. It will take generations to come back from this.
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Christopher Colton @darktzeratul.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
One more great reason to buy cookies!
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