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eahrend.dev

@eahrend.dev
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Devops/Platform/Cloud engineer, whatever you wanna call it, I enjoy making software that makes making software easier. I enjoy doing cool shit with cool people. Huge Golang fan. I also play MTG and anime fighters. AI art == auto block

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 7h
"brother", "king", "big dog", and "chief" are my go tos since I hit 40.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 18h
Nah, I know mennonites, they at least have drip.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 19h
WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE A FUCKING REDDIT MODERATOR MEET UP
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 30/09/2026
Cleaning the dryer lint exhaust duct
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 20h
I wish I got $700,000 to say stupid shit. I'm out here doing it for free.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 20h
Also ty for the clarification
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 20h
Secret calculator would probably be more efficient. Like, I'm okay with people being anti-ai, I for one could see it all gone tomorrow and not lose sleep. But be accurate. This is how the pendulum swings in the worst way possible.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 21h
Now, I'm no logician, but I'm 99% certain that's just his cognitive bias
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 21h
I'm sorry, I hope I'm having trouble parsing this, but is he saying "yeah, people who got to RMN do stupid things and it's actually good"?
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Beat me to it
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
I feel like every suburban white guy was Yud at some point, but either grew out of it or something else happened. This is just unreal
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
I'm sure it does, I'm just upset I haven't thought of it before
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Where's the obligatory "why so many haus trans comics"
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Love to see it!
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
It's okay, flock themselves doesn't share that information/s
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
"no, I don't want your stock options, just give me a high base salary and staying remote in writing" That and "oh, so that's the name for [this pattern I've been using for ages]'
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
I don't know if this is the dumbest shit I've seen or secretly genius.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Fwiw, my handwriting has not improved since ever, and I rarely write. I scribble a bunch of loops for my signature.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Great day to cyber squat some slovian domains
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Last place I worked had a product named "cloud print". You can imagine the amount of people who abbreviated that.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
If he was born ten years later, lighthaven would be named "the citadel of ricks" or some shit.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
He's really the cousin at Thanksgiving that unironically says "maternal unit, may you please pass me the sodium chloride,I need to season my avian dinosaur". Bro could really just be a mod on r/rickandmorty
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Finally, a chance to paint my models.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Dropped out of college due to rotating credential requirements and only going part time due to funds. Got my A+ cert, worked at an MSP overnights, taught myself coding to handle repeat requests. Dug more into system design, got promoted, repeat until principal.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
This shit felt like the future when I first installed it back in highschool
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is antisemitism. This isn’t leftism. This isn’t anti-Zionism. This isn’t progressive activism. This is just blatant antisemitism.
Guy Christensen being antisemitic
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Slovenian domain squatting here I come!
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Damn, y'all deserve better
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
It's probably frustration at this technology being shoved down our throats and the constant fear mongering.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/09/2026
Counting or not counting c sections?
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Jesus Christ, this is the most accursed knowledge I've ever been granted
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
No way this is that same person! Holy fuck, I feel like I'm losing it lol
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
It's a false dichotomy fallacy.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
I don't know how anyone can defend him. He is Plato's form of a Redditor. I am stunned that light Haven isn't called "the citadel of ricks"
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grovehaunter @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
I feel like I stumbled into some sort of rabbit hole of internet culture that I shouldn't know. I considered myself chronically online, but the discovery of Yud feels like I just found the missing link
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
HEARD, not head
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Some dudes can't comprehend the presumption of innocence and the idea that survivors have to take extreme measures to be head can co-exist.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Done
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Secular talk?
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Oh neat, I created a list so you can start blocking people on it. bsky.app/profile/eahr...
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
The "iced coffee in an interview" discourse is the fucking stupidest shit I've ever seen. I'd call them dehumanizing bottom feeders but bottom feeders actually clean up shit.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Why is it whenever I read a rat/EA writing, all I can think of is a dude in a shitty fedora at thanksgiving saying "Maternal unit, can you please pass the sodium chloride?? I need to season my avian dinosaur"
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
Artificial = Fake Intelligence = Intelligence
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
"Armed gays don't get bashed", just replace "gays" with "women".
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/09/2026
I'm sorry it took this long
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/09/2026
I don't get how people aren't naturally curious. You have the opportunity to go to school and you chose to ignore history?
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/09/2026
Jesus Christ...
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/09/2026
I'm an autistic man in tech who struggled with dating and has been married to a wonderful woman for 10+ years. Here is my advice to my fellow men: Go to therapy and actually work on yourself.
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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/09/2026
I 100% agree here, learning how to handle rejection (especially as an autistic man) is paramount to growing and becoming a better human. Therapy helps with this.
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