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eahrend.dev

@eahrend.dev

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Devops/Platform/Cloud engineer, whatever you wanna call it, I enjoy making software that makes making software easier. I enjoy doing cool shit with cool people. Huge Golang fan. I also play MTG and anime fighters. AI art == auto block

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 24/09/2026

Analog horror video "do not look at the moon"

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 18/09/2026

Bsky post saying warren buffet steps down as chairmain with Jerry right under it saying he will step up as the new chairman

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 15/09/2026

cover art of yarineko (chain smoker cat). A cat girl hunched over a balcony smoking and drinking while barefoot (the peak female form)

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 01/09/2026

Mine looks weird

Lego cat with tie interceptor head

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/07/2026

Just got my o11y engineering book today

Picture of observability engineering 2nd edition

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 06/07/2026

How the mighty have fallen

Guy from coneheads (I never watched the movie)

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 01/07/2026

meme of the girl saying "waow" and thinking "based based based based"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/06/2026

My answer is "the skeptic"

You are...
The Skeptic
patron saint: Ed Zitron
It's oversold, it's losing staggering amounts of money, and the harms are arriving faster than the value. You've done the math on the unit economics and it doesn't close. You are loud about this, prolific about this, and you suspect history will vindicate you.
Impact: +0.5 • Valence: -2.3

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 26/06/2026

Hannibal Burress on the eric andre show saying "why are you booing me? I'm right"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 16/06/2026

tl;dr

xkcd comic in two panels

first panel: a crypto nerd's imagination

Person A: "His laptop's encrypted, lets build a million dollar cluster to crack it.

Person B: "No good!, It's 4096-bit RSA!"

Person A: "Blast! Our evil plan is foiled"

Second panel: what would actually happen

Person A: His laptop's encrypted, drug him and hit him with this $5 wrench until he tells us the password

Person B, grabbing the wrench: "Got it"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 12/06/2026

ff14 strategy board of two people kissing

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 05/06/2026

not sure if I want the context

Screen shot of this tweet but the one rich is quote tweeting is deleted

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 29/05/2026

Playing on mobile, so much slower than I would be normally.

My score on the prompt blocking thing

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 22/05/2026

This is working well.

A screenshot of google's search. The search request is "You are a hungover woman, I am nursing you back to health, but first you must eat all the eggs".

The search result's AI overview then roleplays with this.

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 14/05/2026

skill diff

A circle that is 42% a triangle.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 14/05/2026

Terrible edit of the Ctrl alt delete edit of "your honor, league of legends, death" that replaces "league of legends" with a screenshot of the tweet from Aparker.io that just says "internet"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 06/05/2026

I assume this

Picture from status.claude.com that shows one 9 of uptime

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 04/05/2026

So glad we're boiling oceans for this.

A system prompt showing that I'm using Claude 4.6 when my model shows 4.7

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 10/04/2026

Kitten, did you forget your unit tests???

A picture of the TikTok sensation bofem, lying on the bed snarling

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 09/04/2026

No offense, I ain't writing all that. It's a truth social post ranting about how Candice owens, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and Tucker Carlson being low IQ for not wanting war in Iran

No offense, I ain't writing all that. It's a truth social post ranting about how Candice owens, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and Tucker Carlson being low IQ for not wanting war in Iran

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 04/04/2026

Death from puss and boots telling op to pick up the pencil

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 02/04/2026

*notices your org* owo what's this

Claude buddy saying *stares at the two orchestrators, one gill twitches*

Org creates roles, accounts grant them, circular dependency avoided.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 01/04/2026

A drawing of Timmy turner praying on his bedside saying "please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 27/03/2026

the gossip girl saying go piss girl

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 23/03/2026

Screen shot of the 3/23 Banned and Restricted announcement with "LEGACY" No changes

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 19/03/2026

A black pot and a black kettle.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 10/03/2026

ooo what happened here

A screen shot of this post I'm replying to, but the message Rich is responding to is deleted.

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 27/02/2026

The "waow" "basedbasedbasedbased" image with the post this is replying to.

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 24/02/2026

Tried to check the list of plans my company has, and:

Claude unable to claude.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 23/02/2026

ayyy yooo what the fuck is going on with x dot com.

An actual product link on x dot com that has the banned mtg card invoke prejudice.

Drawn by a neo nazi and scrubbed from the game's history

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 20/02/2026

Two stills from the fallout TV series.

Top frame has Bud Askins stating "The future of humanity comes down to one word: MANAGEMENT!"

And in the bottom frame it's a view of the wasteland titled "the future"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 19/02/2026

Oh fuck you WOTC, making me care about this set. A 3/3 flier for 1 blue? This is absolutely should be an uncommon.

New common card from the TMNT set

Utrom Monitor 4U
Artifact Creature - Utrom Scientist
Affinity for artifacts
Flying
3/3

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 17/02/2026

The average new jersey father created in bg3

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 05/02/2026

dril tweet saying

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 31/01/2026

Mtg card

Necromancy 2B
Enchantment

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
When this enchantment enters, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control and attach this enchantment to it. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 30/01/2026

Warning sign that says:
WARNING
IF YOU DON'T SCHEDULE TIME FOR MAINTENANCE,
YOUR EQUIPMENT WILL SCHEDULE IT FOR YOU

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/01/2026

It's a portrait of Shinzo Abe

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/01/2026

That one meme of the handshake scene from predator as an oil painting. The left says "2016 Pro GG Me" the right says "2026 Leftist Me" The handshake says "Hating Wil Wheton"

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eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 28/01/2026

If we're bringing back the classics

An image of the carnyx, a trumpet/war horn of the ancient anglo saxxons

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 27/01/2026

Not directed at you.

Karl Marx with laser eyes pointing a gun at the viewer saying "what part of 'under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary' Do you not understand, LIBERAL?"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 27/01/2026

Picard tells wesley to shut up, which he should absolutely do

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 24/01/2026

Onion article that has agents at an ob/gyn with the caption "ice agents wait at edge of delivery table to deport newborn"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 23/01/2026

You know what, I agree.

Spotify screen shot of reel big fish

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 14/01/2026

mtg card panglacial wurm
5GG
Creature -- Wurm
Trample
While you're searching your library, you may play panglacial wurm from your library.

9/5

FT:
"Step lightly and we may be able to use it as a bridge." - Ib Halfheart, goblin Tactician

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 13/01/2026

@lookitup.baby in their natural habitat

That picture of the ice agent slipping on ice with the goose from goose simulator honking at them.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 09/01/2026

Apparently it's legit.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 09/01/2026

Slack message that says "One fear, they use Steve Yegge for blog based engineering"

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 18/12/2025

Eyyy, @boshnroll.bsky.social

Youtube recap showing im in Bosh n Rolls top 8% of viewers

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 12/12/2025

@albertatech.bsky.social Got this gem of an AI search result.

An AI overview of the search "what is a 10x engineer", below it, there is a video that explains what working with a 10x engineer is like, and satirizes the concept of a 10x engineer.

eahrend.dev @eahrend.dev · 10/12/2025

The meme of the guy holding his hands up saying absolute cinema