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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A+ Fresno State fan shot
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Huh. Interesting to see folks trying to cancel him for trying to avoid commenting on politics on the basis that that’s usually shorthand for objectionable far right views with this as background
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'm going to take this season out back and shoot it
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one house.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many seconds left?
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Dr. Strange: One More Chance
Alt: Dr. Strange: One More Chance
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@bradytwest.bsky.social @michaelspost.bsky.social so, …digging for silver linings here, I like Ferentz alright, and Michigan probably needed to lose one. Too many penalties every week.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never, uh, doubted em @michaelspost.bsky.social @bradytwest.bsky.social
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Bill Johnson @dubrie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Michigan is undefeated and leading UTEP at the half, why is everyone so upset? (Pretend I haven’t actually watched anything with my eyes)
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How are we enjoying this one? I’ve graduated to “you can play Tears of the Kingdom on the TV, kids. No, really, it’s okay” @bradytwest.bsky.social @michaelspost.bsky.social
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you NC State for making sure Michigan isn’t the biggest lmfao team in the country today
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I thought this was a metaphor
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Corporations are not people. Their money is not speech. They should not be able to buy politicians. End Citizens United.
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*It becomes a Singularity when it bits you-and-yours in particular, but you can say much the same for a war, or a depression scottaaronson.blog?p=10062
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Brian Cook, the mgoblog guy @mgoblog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MOOD SWINGS
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@michaelspost.bsky.social @bradytwest.bsky.social OK so - looking pretty decent in our (post errata) season opener! Knock on wood
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@michaelspost.bsky.social @bradytwest.bsky.social what the hell are these jerseys
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 05/09/2026
Can’t we just all agree to blame the single person whose fault this all ultimately is: Ralph Nader
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The masters of doing this sort of reboot by the way are Nintendo, who continually innovate and reinvent their IP so that it is constantly relevant specifically to 6-14 year olds in every new generation and basically do not put any effort into serving adults who still enjoy their stuff.
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David Zimet @dzimet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Alright, I give up. I figured the sale wouldn’t change anything - and I don’t know if that’s what did it - but honestly TikTok is now every bit as bad as Reels and Facebook in showing me “sticky” content (violence, absurdity, stolen comedy) instead of anything worth seeing. Bummer
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha! *points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
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Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hasan Piker isn’t the Joe Rogan of the left. He’s the Tim Pool of the left. I get asked for comment on weird shit so for the record: I am far too busy trying to work and fund folks’ needs to have time to listen to some dude who spends all day every day cosplaying class war.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Correct.
Meagan Day: I think the reason Republicans want to deflect from Trump's relationship with Natalie Harp is not that it looks bad if they're fucking, but because it's so obvious they're not. An affair would appear to virilize him. But she's basically his home care aide.
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 08/08/2026
This is true insofar as Marx is one of history’s most noted Posters
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.
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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
i’m no hero
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Red Cross Warns Blood Supply Alarmingly Low theonion.com/red-cross-warns-blood-…
“Well I need clean piss, so maybe we can work something out.”

Xavier Roach, Unemployed
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
*The public discourse in the 2020s is really getting debased. Even billionaires and senators carry on like fishwives in a bar-brawl *Is it that people in evil times become enthusiastically evil, or that the structure of media has changed, or is it both
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Vanquished by the baby you washed is some Athena bullshit
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
As a Chiefs fan, I'm going to spend the next few months trying to get Donald Trump really invested in the Broncos
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 03/07/2026
Screenshot of photos of Stephen Pollard, who is 61 years old and looks like the guy who everyone else at the office turns around and bails if they walk into the break room and he’s the only person in there (and he’s ALWAYS in there, for the entirety of lunch, very slowly eating his little tuna salad sandwich on white bread with the crusts cut off, the same one he has every day, that he brings in a little paper bag from home, and it makes the whole break room smell like cat food. And if you absolutely need to get something out of the fridge, if you can’t turn around and say “screw it i’ll do lunch out today,” then he will almost certainly trap you in some griping conversation, which he will instigate without awareness of or concern for every social cue you could possibly be projecting to indicate that you do not want to talk. He talks at you with hot cat food breath through the wet open-mouth mastication of his tuna sandwich, for if he were to wait until he finished his bite to begin speaking, you would already be gone, and he knows it. He does not begin with any greetings or pleasantries, and he does not care if you are someone he works with regularly or someone he has never even met; he just launches straight into some sort of uncomfortable complaint about a fellow co-worker that has done some minor thing that annoys him, or someone he perceives is getting away with some workplace violations; it’s almost always a woman. He is the type of man who is so disliked by his coworkers that after you finally escape his break room whinging, if you saw anyone else in the hall heading that way you would tell them, “be careful, I just got Stephened in there” and they would know exactly what you meant, thank you for the warning, and promptly reverse course.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I don’t use walkthroughs in videogames so a lot of Dark Souls type games are me wondering why I got a bad ending and it’s always because I ate the Pie of Regret from the Profligate Pie Merchant 17 hours ago
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Chuck Schumer…get ready to learn unemployed, buddy
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 14/05/2026
the “for you” feed
Stand up comic crow being booed and he looks at his index cards and it’s just the word agents
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
remember when the political media spent days treating bill clinton saying hi to loretta lynch on a tarmac as a major scandal of DOJ independence? will they do that here for a much, much, much worse abuse of power? if not, why not?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 06/05/2026
How about we call the dry spell over when a plant is completed and producing electrons in exchange for money?
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America’s nuclear dry spell is over
After years of no new nuclear power construction in the U.S., both Kairos and TerraPower broke ground on reactors last month. Other projects are moving…
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Do you pronounce sean bean like sean bean or sean bean
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
*Well, of course big storms look and feel eerie, but frankly, predicting climate change has been one of the easiest and least "prescient" things in the whole world *Whole battalions of scientists who got anywhere near it have known all about it for generations
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This picture is more American than anything Norman Rockwell could have ever dreamed up
A picture of a large lifting truck that has run up the front of a sports car in a TJ Maxx parking lot
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Republicans when a political opposition reciprocates
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a man with a mustache is wearing a white jacket and a purple tie
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a white jacket and a purple tie
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.
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Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net · 07/04/2026
You do not need to means test a single government program. f you think you do, just raise taxes instead as an offset. Yes, having people give you money that you turn around and give back to them is a degree of inefficient, but since you already collect taxes, it's dust inefficiency.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 07/04/2026
This view of the Moon from Artemis II is just… WOW!
McDonalds Mac Tonight Moon Guy
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