Reposted by Linda Tiradoburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i thought "riley gaines" was garth brooks's alter ego's alter ego 6648
Reposted by Linda TiradoGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026One of the key reasons to work with other creatives is that they can tell you no when you need to hear it. 211434
Reposted by Linda TiradoDidi is a trans immigrant 🏳️⚧️ @didichanoch.northsky.social · 06/09/2026I've found Lynx fans to be very gruntled lesbians. 1426
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jd Vance wouldn’t recognize god if he was asked to clothe an orphan. Man is a walking salt pillar. 26614
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Things like this just sound to me like when people talk about how lazy you must be to buy pre-peeled hard boiled eggs or pre-sliced fruit at the store. I mean it’s great if you don’t need it, be blessed, but also I’m not risking using a knife and an ER trip just so I can have some watermelon. 4331
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Hey it’s that time again. I’ve got time at 2am to make a call, if you feel alone. Fair warning, my partner is sick so I’m making soup at unsociable hours. But I could keep you company for a few minutes. My dm is open. 3394
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Hasan Piker isn’t the Joe Rogan of the left. He’s the Tim Pool of the left. I get asked for comment on weird shit so for the record: I am far too busy trying to work and fund folks’ needs to have time to listen to some dude who spends all day every day cosplaying class war. 18718
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Sometimes, because I don’t really remember things for long these days, I trip across an interview I’ve given and I’m always pleased when I said what I did. “I don’t actually care what you think about it” Fuck yeah past me 1735
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Still about $3k short on this. And school starts soon. This kid that I’m sponsoring is worth it, let’s go internet! 03542
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You’ll never hear about this. But goddamn I could use a call, what a secret to keep. I’m listening to Mormon a cappella to deal (also byu can stay) 1180
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026And this is why I’m a journalist: you’ll never know this story because sourcing But BY GOD HOLY SHIT 3402
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026*you* try being barely into your forties and there’s like whole posthumous scholarships. Man, u what now 1432
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026So what had happened was Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated (still love that) So then there were scholarships set up in my name? Anyway I said if that’s true I’d pay for it, and that is how I’m asking for help. Usual links? Venmo Linda-Tirado-3 PayPal bootstrapindustries@gmail 110234
Reposted by Linda TiradoDave Turner @mrdaveturner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Former work colleague complaining on LinkedIn that her lawn is so dry and yellow now that her robot lawnmower doesn’t recognise it as grass and refuses to work. So we’re safe from them if the robot uprising happens during a heatwave. 312322
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I see we’re all looking at a child star and instead of feeling chagrin we’re focusing on how the child has done And people talk about body size and mental health Nope. Not. 0292
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026For actual fucks sake why not just make it normal to have like private enclosed bathroom stalls and then who gives a fuck about who is washing their hands This entire this is just legitimately bad architecture why are people pressed Like yeah dude give me closing stall doors? As a rule? Please? 41096
Reposted by Linda TiradoTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Famously good parent, Elon Musk 631336
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026millennial tho: the number of people who have played “iris” at me since I got shot thinking it was peak generational romance and then…realized… It’s non-zero 2281
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Michael Bolton probably would. But only in denim. 080
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I did that intentionally. Fucking snowflakes. 3160
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Yall are just lucky I’ve never told before now, but you know it’s true. Everything I do? I do it for you. 4391
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have just heard “I’ll be” in the wild at a grocers and a man with a fully white beard said “I must have missed that one” Reader this dude was not more than two decades my senior. 4261
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I often offer, in late nights, to take a call. Who can return the favor? 7153
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Kid breakup update: have informed the child, in order: 1. Sarah McLaughlin sad puppy commercials 2. The existence of Full House, ergo Dave courier, And thusly: 3. How the entire girl world blasted You Oughta Know at every opportunity, and now 4. She googled Courtney Love? 5732
Reposted by Linda TiradoCharlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026A movie set on the one day of the year that it's legal to eat cheese 2830851
Reposted by Linda TiradoElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026After my c-section, I asked my ObGYN what care at home would look like and what sort of painkiller I'd be prescribed (so my husband could pick it up) and he said OTC Tylenol because by asking, I was "exhibiting drug seeking behavior." 1863350456
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Okay. This has spiraled into glorious chaos and so: if you or someone you know needs a breakup playlist here’s your thread Also my kid is now mad because “mom why do old people think they know what teenagers are feeling” which. Slow clap for that one, which I will remind her of when she’s thirty 615723
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Dear The Internet: send teenage-appropriate tortured breakups songs, stat I have to make my kid a playlist and all my shit is like angry fuck-you or triumphant singledom anthems, I’ve truly never had a full-on Damien Rice level of a breakup reaction 827410
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Seems worth the saying: Tokenism never works. Because it finds champions and, I can tell you, forces people who have no preparation or real backing into roles they never asked for. But who doesn’t take a bite at the apple, and also who asked did they even want to? 2389
Reposted by Linda Tirado🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 Sam Kimbrel @skimbrel.northsky.social · 06/08/2026unbelievable that we just got through the diarrhea lettuce debacle and now we have to contend with salmonellapeñosnbcnews.comSalmonella outbreak linked to jalapeños expands to 27 statesChipotle and Qdoba say they have removed the jalapeños from their restaurants. 10264110
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026@jaseokundaye.bsky.social I’ve just read your piece on arday. One line stuck: where’s the progressive critique? I’m happy to stand in this, because why are we all made to be poster children and then torn down for living up to expectations imperfectly? DM me, when the UK wakes. Well written. 0111
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My god, for literal money I would not deal with the deep heartache of being in my teens. Whatever you’re going through tonight? They’re doing it but like in full Shakespeare or Poe or idk fucking Kipling 1552
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Kid heard, and idk how many times she’s seen this but you can see things and then you watch them with your mom She noped out. Totally fair. The instant it was the tale of sir launcelot. I didn’t even get to talk about the idioms. Parenting is just cruel. 1190
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Omg I hadn’t thought through the castle of the virgins Pray for her. Not me, I’m finding this all amazing 2260
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The amount of ways this kid feels slightly ripped off Sorry, it is a silly place. 1190
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as And this is how my kid gets through her first breakup She’s so fucked 1351
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This child didn’t know I knew the difference between an African and a European swallow Next update: she won’t know about the oppressed 2411
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My kid: I’m having a breakup. Me: pizza and snacks. My kid: have you ever seen this movie about a python and a holy grail Me: DO NOT MENTION RABBITS 4771
Reposted by Linda TiradoSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026URGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)? 828787
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026My god the man is right. Without them I’d never have had the opportunity to be precarious with no healthcare and no guarantee my job would provide me with a schedule or even hours. What a world. I have been chastened. 45610
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A thing that happens among strangers is that absolutely nobody is bold. So I will be. I’m actually having a great night and I’d love to share it If you’d be so bold as to need to hear about the king’s singers 3500
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Would it help if I could reassure you that if I asked probably a few hundred people would show up in my mentions to say I’m not kidding 99116
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Who needs a call? Someone, of the millions of strangers in the world, needs a friend My dm remains open, and it costs me nothing to answer the phone to you. 26415
Linda Tirado @killermartinis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@destinationvenus.bsky.social hey could you dm me? Mine are open. 030
