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Zachary Liles

@dweeboftheyear.bsky.social
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You must bear your neighbor’s burden within reason

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maud @peloriemate.net · 23h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tax billionaire wealth. I frankly don't care if a billionaire can make a second billion. I'd rather have the average person be able to make their first $100k.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Peil Hatrick Narris
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Obscure comic artist Fred Noland would have loved this #IAteTheBones
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Not what I was expecting but I’ll take it
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
keir starmer calling infantino to try and get that red card overturn and it somehow ends with harry kane getting suspended for the rest of the tournament
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
David Purdue's "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING" ad but with Folarin Balogun
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
DOS A FUCKING CEROOOOOOOOOOO
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Germany’s coach wore the worst schlubby Old Navy shirts you’ve ever seen in your life and that’s why they lost
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
CABO VERDE ONLY KNOWS TWO THINGS 1. KICKING ASS AT SOCCER AND 2. EXPORTING FROZEN SEAFOOD
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The pinnacle of the sport and also an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
IVE ALWAYS LOVED VAR
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We’re gonna win the fucking world cup
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s been 11 years.
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/05/2026
now playing for the new york knicks
William Tecumseh Sherman
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/04/2026
All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free
All Marlins Walk-Up Songs Royalty-Free
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NASA Artemis @artemis.extwitter.link · 11/04/2026
"Planet Earth: You. Are. A. Crew." Artemis II mission specialist Christina Koch reflects on what it means to be a "crew."
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 11/03/2026
Opera, espresso, fancy jacket, little kisses - Team Italy is winning because they've embraced a philosophy of nice treats.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
DOJ senior counsel posting like a #1 wide receiver who got 2 catches on 3 targets for 27 yards
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By the Belt: A MAC Sports Blog @bythebelt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
By the Belt. For the Belt. Your new home for everything Mid-American (including California).
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
LADY GAGA SALSA ALBUM WHEN
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
this game rules so hard if i was a fan of either of these teams i would be violently throwing up
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Zachary Liles @dweeboftheyear.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
FOOTBALL
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/12/2025
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
thank you for resurfacing this ancient lore www.sbnation.com/2014/12/30/7...
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Nothing gold can stay: In pursuit of the best sports account on Twitter
Jon thought it would be nice to create a Twitter account that gave a voice to all sports fans. So he made one, and then he tweeted out the password to everybody who wanted to use it. Everything fell i...
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
oh my god
Jeopardy answer: "A literate spider on a farm sends messages to her non-Japanese friend who is obsessed with Japanese culture"Jeopardy contestant gets the right question, which is "What is 'Charlotte's Weeb?'"
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palasma.bsky.social @palasma.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
the way he ran was like that scene in north by northwest
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 08/05/2025
AMERICAN PONTIFF / STAY AWAY FROM ME / AMERICAN PONTIFF / IN THE HOLY SEE
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
ROYAL OAK MI: VARIETOURPIA IS COMING TO YOU! Sunday April 27th bit.ly/VT25ROMI #varietopia
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I'm running for U.S. Senate. Because in the state that built the American Dream, it shouldn't be this hard to get by. Join me: abdulforsenate.com/go
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/04/2025
not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Canada. Canada. 🇨🇦
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/03/2025
these people are literally trying to destroy america’s future
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 07/03/2025
Very cool of @elleduncan8.bsky.social and Sportscenter to highlight and honor @worldofisaac.bsky.social today ❤️
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Dorothy Whoresnack @friendoflwaxana.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:
Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Really bad news for fans of the James Bond franchise, plus, additionally, people like me who aren’t Bond fans but have always appreciated knowing that the rights to James Bond were controlled by people called “the Broccoli family”
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