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@dufrau.bsky.social
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Official Nancy Wheeler Correspondent. Old butch nerd. Friend to cats. Boot enthusiast.

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Lewis @lewiswbt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(DMing a mutual) Hey man I'm imagining Dracula saying your latest post and it's freaking me out. Could you possibly delete it
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
andrei bought Great Value brand tissues instead of kleenex and I am here to tell you these are the roughest most unpleasant tissues my nose has ever interacted with. and we have 3 boxes of them. if i get a cold this winter i am going to sand my nose clean off my dang face.
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the kinda shit that Culture Minds sim when they're bored
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
basically!
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was taking a nap and i kept kinda waking up because of this noise like a foghorn or an elephant bellowing and being like "thats probably not real" but eventually i was like what the heck and i looked out the window and there was a child playing a tuba outside my house 😭😂
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank you!
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank you!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the non alcoholic-ness of it does make it a little less dense, but i think if you havent had a real stout in a while it passes pretty well for a guinness
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i dunno about pumpkin beer but athletic makes really good non alcoholic beer, i drink it often. also guinness zero is a very passable non alcoholic stout if youre into stouts.
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
im also a since release no mans sky lover lol. i only go back once a year or so now and start over and catch up on everything for a few weeks but its so good every time. love this game <3
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 15/09/2026
Same, dog
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He is the platonic ideal of a white guy baseball player
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the first guy since Mitch Moreland I have sincerely not wanted to know a damn thing about. Obviously I have a type but this time he's also legitimately great!
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 13/09/2026
Please enjoy every pitch of Payton Tolle's immaculate inning.
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everyone hates it when I pack too many items for our weekend outing and become too encumbered to fast travel to a location
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(he's actually doing pretty well lately. his sugar is still pretty high a lot of the time and unfortunately we were unable to get his teeth taken care of because his heart did not like the sedative. but he's gained back the weight he lost and seems like himself most of the time.)
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So much of our interaction these days is me testing his blood sugar or giving him shots or giving him medicine or syringe feeding him food, it's extra nice now when he is cuddly and sweet with me and reminds me that he still likes me despite my bugging him all the time.
A large tuxedo cat stretched out next to a blanket covered person lying on couch facing inward toward their body, his head is nestled in the crook of their elbow and their hand is resting on his white tummy. He is pressing a paw to the edge of their laptop "making biscuits".
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Beth Andres-Beck @beth4ma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy Seth Moulton Loses Day to all who celebrate!
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i admit i was getting kinda nervous about that senate primary because i was getting like 5 texts from the markey campaign every day so i was like if they're this nervous should i be nervous too??? but i guess i didn't need to be nervous lol.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/09/2026
ONLY LOSERS ABANDON TRANS FOLKS
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Beer and Crosswords @beerandxwords.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's #TimstacheTuesday, but there is room in my heart for another, marvelous, mustachioed man. ⚾
Payton Tolle of the Boston Red Sox pointing and grinning like the massive, adorable teddy bear that he is.
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
There are two paths before you Massachusetts, you may take only one.
Image of Ed Markey wearing a trans rights flag at the No Kings Rally next to an image of Seth Moulton at the rally.
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Everybody's Favorite Part of the Morning Routine
Three cats (large tuxedo boy, skinny grey girl, fat orange boy) lined up in the kitchen to share a churu treat.
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blayne the hag @ewhag.com · 28/08/2026
Still from IT (1990) of Pennywise projecting his image onto the face of the moon. Over the image in yellow are the words: Be a slut, do whatever you want.
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
not at all the point here but i had no idea milo was british?? i never clicked on any video with him in it so i never heard him speak and just assumed he was american🤷 anyway fuck ice and also fuck that (british, apparently) ding dong.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i bet a ghost walking through you feels so good
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
saw this pic and started crying due to its threatening nature
cat who looks to be throwing something. edited in is a big tomato. so looks like cat is throwing the tomato at you
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the nut graf here to me. The MLB needs to be fierce and put on a full-court press here, and they almost certainly won't, which means it will be open season on a sports league which relies on Latin American players to make billions.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am not the first to make this point but imagine a woman president obsessing constantly over her “ballroom” as the economy imploded and her war spun out of control
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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sai ✦ fefw @radiostarkiller.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
put more boobs in the farming games actually
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Louis 〓〓 @louishenwood.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Always choose a typeface carefully
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Gabrielle Starr @gfstarr1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Red Sox took 'Never say die' to another level Thursday, clawing their way back from FIVE deficits in 13 innings to complete a sweep of the White Sox. “We didn’t think anything of it,” said walk-off hero Caleb Durbin. “We’re just gonna fight ’til the end.” www.bostonherald.com/2026/08/06/r...
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Never-say-die Red Sox pull off epic win over White Sox in 13 innings
13th inning was the charm for the Red Sox, who battled harder than ever to complete a sweep of the Chicago White Sox on Thursday night
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
youtu.be/ViBOdY8RAac?...
youtu.be
Jason Isbell - Something More Than Free (Live on 89.3 The Current)
YouTube video by The Current
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
with *my* mutuals? yes absolutely sorry mutuals but i would destroy almost all of you in combat. luckily for you i would much rather get a beer with you.
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Kenny Rogers Poasters @wvslasthandloader.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I choose not to get ripped because I'm hoping people mistake my dad bod for joie de vivre
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dufrau @dufrau.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Somebody get this man some bread soup
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Red Sox @redsox.com · 03/08/2026
Capping off an unreal week.
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