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Ducking Grey Duck

@duckinggreyduck.bsky.social
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Birder, 80HD, chaotic good, 📚 lover, atheist, nerd, stitcher, cat mom, she/they, ace, liberal, Mpls-Adjacent Pfp: cartoon of a white woman with brown hair against an aqua background. Shirt is duck duck grey duck image. ko-fi.com/duckinggreyduck

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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 22m
I gotchu bsky.app/profile/duck...
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 1h
Same, Pippa... Same
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Caitlin Rozakis @caitlinrozakis.bsky.social · 1h
Appropriate.
A store front labeled Scale Fish Market
From the apartments above emerge a haunted octopus inflatable and multiple purple tentacles
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Prof. Nycteris, Spooky @nycteris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ginkgo leaf in the rain
One fan shaped leaf in yellow green with a brown tip, sits on the ground of mottled brown sandstone. Everything is wet with rain and there are circular shining drops on the leaf.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah, I have a feeling I will be. But airbags didn't deploy, I didn't personally hit anything and I don't think my seatbelt caught me too roughly. But pretty sure my neck and back are going to be mildly angrier than usual
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h
Because America hates fat people. Pharma also would rather push them as weight loss drugs and give people discounts to lose weight that they don’t necessarily need to than allow diabetics who depend on them to get them at a reasonable price because they know we don’t have a choice
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 3h
Noooooooo! Have they no whimsy??? bsky.app/profile/thea...
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 3h
The other party's insurance has already contacted me and said they've determined I am not to blame. Huzzah
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 3h
The last few Fridays at work have been incredibly busy and have had Monday vibes. Every day so far has been a Monday-ass day, so Friday better fucking behave
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 3h
Glamour shots
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 4h
Odds of stopping at the muni also extremely high
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 4h
There is a 100% chance I'm stopping for McDonald's on my way home today
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 5h
I am physically fine. A bit shaken up and mostly annoyed I have to go through all the claims shit
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 6h
Over slept, managed to still be making fairly good time to work, car stalled in front of me just outside of downtown, slammed on brakes, person behind me did not.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 6h
Note to self, if you dream about a State trooper, STAY HOME
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 6h
Well this morning fucking sucks donkey balls
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Parker @jeffparker.bsky.social · 23h
At least this house managed to trap their giant skeleton so all it can do is look at us
Big upper section skeleton tucked into a gable porch
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 17h
Since they haven't updated: bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
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Bomb threat forces police response to Justice Page Middle School in Minneapolis
Authorities ultimately deemed the threat not to be credible.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 17h
Uhhhhhh
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 19h
My nibling once said something was "too gary", so now whenever anything is even s little scary we say it.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 21h
Insert padme "right?" Here
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 21h
I hate myself to much and am far too hair-trigger weepy for this not to be hormones.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 23h
I think I was really lucky with where I grew up because there were enough other "weird" kids that it just wasn't really an issue. But that also meant I was pretty delayed in navigating normies
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 23h
It probably wasn't really until college when my world expanded enough that making friends became significantly harder. The nail in the coffin was when I had been emailing two former roommates and one accidentally replied to me instead of the other to say I almost sounded like a normal person finally
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
an alternate universe where dinner is already figured forever
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Extremely interesting piece from @cip.uw.edu at the University of Washington. Long story short, they identify the Alt National Park Service as a key amplifier of conspiratorial misinformation about a "mail dumping" news story last month.
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Recent Utah, Texas incidents fuel rumors and political narratives undermining trust in election integrity
Real voting issues become misleading narratives through false allegations of “voter fraud” intentions and other well-worn tactics.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I said this in a thread last night and in a thousand threads before it, but you really are doing the work of those who would destroy democracy and the rule of law when you are a doomer. You can be aware of — and vigorously oppose — the lawlessness of this administration without insisting on doom.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Got it in Richfield
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My sister and I do something similar with "Albert, you pierced the toast"
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wasn't actually sure where I got that from 😂😂😂
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Slept like caca poo poo and now I need to pretend to be a human
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/10/2026
i could wake up today and do what @bencollins.bsky.social probably wants me to do and ignore it. but no, actually. @theonion.com should stop running this article, or at least change the freaking picture. or i don’t know, hire a Native writer to write something that isn’t both wrong and racist
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Shane Gillis was just telling JOKES." Yep, he was. That was what he finds funny, and now we understand him (and those who laugh) to be the sort of person who finds that sort of thing funny. What's being objected to isn't that he's being misunderstood; it's that he's being understood very well.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Love that!
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't like the moving lights on Capella Tower. It makes it feel like an emergency situation.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just remembor:
Bison in the background, orange and white cat photoshopped in the foreground holding his arms up to block your passage. Text reads, "Stop! Do not pat the bison's butt."
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It truly is! I'm proud to be a member of the potatoes & weirdness gang (MSP chapter)!
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Potatoes & weirdness
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(the two hour party was accidental, not the nap itself)
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I took an accidental two hour nap, but I'm still ready for bed
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/10/2026
when something scary happens to ilhan i think about this photo. you’d never know from how brave she is that she isn’t seven feet tall. we’ve all got to have her back, because she isn’t just some character on capitol hill, she’s a real human, with real children, who deserves to be safe in her home.
me and ilhan and i am big and she is tiny
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🧵
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Do better.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In reality, my biggest issues require massive system and semi-moderate cultural challenges that are well documented and will take many years to correct. I don't really have anything specific to me outside my own general ignorance.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do not ever want to be the boss. Having direct reports is my worst nightmare
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah yeah, not supposed to be bskying right now, but I also am procrastinating the last question of my stupid fucking quarterly self eval. What's getting in the way of my success? Idk, me because IDGAF about success? Everyone else because they frustrate me? Me again because I'm dumb? 🤷🤷🤷
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every time the question of corporations and pride comes up, this is something I think about. Like... Statistically your average LGBTQIA person is probably working at a boring ass job, and it's generally pretty great for them to know their employer can at least pretend to like them.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 12/10/2026
Yes, of course McDonald’s posting about National Coming Out Day is “performative.” Nobody thinks Ronald McDonald threw the first brick at Stonewall. Nonetheless, the biggest and most influential institutions in American life performing affirmation of LGBT social and civil equality is a good thing.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm quickly moving from "everything is annoying me" to "I don't want to exist". I know it's lying brain shit, but I may spend much of the rest of the day dissociating or in bed if forcing myself to do something productive doesn't pan out.
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Bailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 12/10/2026
Anyway, down-ballot races are especially critical in Minnesota right now. Vote early, if you can.
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