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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It takes 4 flushes in a row to get what you want and each time you do Lake Mead lowers a foot
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Taylor Swift is now a millipede
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drjayphd @drjayphd.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
So @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social is really good at this whole wrestling thing.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I think one major issue online right now is we aren't fresh out of ideas for dealing with this, we're running low on things you should say publicly
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
long have there been whispers about the mythical Fifth Loko
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 24/11/2025
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 18/09/2025
In our fictional dystopia for NIN’s “Year Zero,” Hollywood had been destroyed and rebuilt in Florida where it was strictly regulated by the state & overseen by Evangelical groups, so news was state propaganda and entertainment was sanitized pro-Christian content approved by the US Bureau of Morality
“CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION” graphic from Nine Inch Nails’ “Year Zero” ARG/album, 2007. The US BUREAU OF MORALITY seal is in the center, with “ONE NATION UNDER GOD”
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/06/2025
Jesus Christ they swallowed the whole shaft and the balls
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/06/2025
this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible
A blue one story building with a false front and white trim, housing the Train My Dog learning center
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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Still from the AEW Grandslam Mexico Dynamite showing Jon Moxley half way in and out of the ring being stared down by Will Hobbs, Samoa Joe, Hangman Page and Will Ospreay. Moxley is labeled "Me" Hobbs is labeled "Anxiety" Samoa Joe is labeled "Samoa Joe" Page is labeled "Depression" and Ospreay is labeled "ADHD"
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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drjayphd @drjayphd.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Oh yeah, at @maffewgregg.bsky.social here.
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The Clemson tiger is disappointed
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John Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
February: I'm the shortest month. February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
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drjayphd @drjayphd.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I am once again insisting on an @edsbs.bsky.social (and the rest of the Shutdown Fullcast, really) and @iwriteok.bsky.social crossover.
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drjayphd @drjayphd.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Apparently "Let It Rock" is legally required to be played at all clubs, even goth ones. Fuck the heck?
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 21/01/2025
it’s the end of the world as we know it and i’m online :)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/01/2025
David Lynch movies: Surreal, nightmarish, otherworldly David Lynch quotes:
Guys being dudes
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/01/2025
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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Sarah Jones @sarahjones.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I am pretty tired of the way all my hard work making fun little Internet posts keeps putting power into the hands of dickholes.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
just lost 30 grand
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
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Evah Destruction🐺 @evahdestruction.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
there's always one good story i find IMMEDIATELY after sending the newsletter, and this week, it's this
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