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Ugly Johnny Dickshot

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August 2001 Optimist Club Youth of the Month

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15h
Six months ago:
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The administration’s resort to increasingly horrific forms of state violence as Trump loses his grip on power doesn’t make me feel super great, I have to say
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the fuck are we doing
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
say what you ARE. say what your opponent IS. don't reinforce their negative branding cause often its the first thing people are going to see about you. imagine if a fast food chain said "our restaurants are NOT dirty, theyre not PISS smelling, our food is NOT covered in feces"
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shepherdspider.bsky.social @shepherdspider.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@nytimes.com Hey what do you guys think he means
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
it’s 2026 how are we still fucking doing this
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cory Booker — who is being floated as a 2028 contender, and who just the other day did not deny the possibility of wanting to become leader of the Senate Democrats — promotes the book of Brett McGurk, a chief architect of the US-backed Israeli genocide of Palestine:
Cory Booker tweet:
@brett_mcgurk
 is one of our nation’s great experts on the Middle East and has spent decades working at the highest levels of diplomacy through some of the region’s most consequential moments.

I’m really looking forward to reading Brink and learning from his firsthand account of the extraordinary efforts to free the hostages, and confront the extraordinary challenges of the region.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is a deep moral and social rot in rural and red state america and people pointing it out are not the cause of it
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah so this is fucking treason
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When they lied about policy or statistics repeatedly or tried to shift blame elsewhere they fooled a lot of gullible people. But when they started lying about things that even the cult knows more about than these out of touch weirdos, that’s when they lost the plot.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/10/2026
Liberty Biberty has barricaded himself inside a courtroom in Clark County Family Court. Eight confirmed hostages, including the judge overseeing his custody dispute. Situation is fluid
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Eagles O Line is horrific
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The broadcast doesn't even have a graphic for Darius Cooper and he has two TDs
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hasan Piker is replacing Dave Portnoy on FOX's Big Noon Saturday
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey man, what?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marist: D+8 Quinnipiac: D+12 Trafalgar: I'm putting the barrel in my mouth. oh God, the metal is so cold.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man the Eagles blow
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Devonta Smith is amazing
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy fuck Devonta
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How does Mailata not have that guy's head on a spike after that hit on Hurts
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Eagles are clearly just wildly unprepared. What has Sirianni been doing all week?
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh yay, yet another season where Sirianni and the Eagles play to their opponent's level
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 25/09/2026
the thing about bringing iced coffee to a job interview is shut the fuck up with this nonsense discourse
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine some lab working on a cure for cancer not hiring the person who brought an iced coffee to the interview. That wouldn't happen because they do important work. Work that matters. You can play "don't hire the iced coffee guy" if your company is just jerking off all day. Like a consultant
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, so I have a plan to get everyone on our side. First, we be absolutely as viscerally unpleasant as possible. Next, we downplay any time we get what we want, say it's the bare minimum and so forth. Finally, if anyone gives up and says we win or apologizes, we belittle them.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
and I think, on a personal level, that the message they should be receiving right now is as follows: fuck you, everyone hates you, you’re going to lose
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man, this guy sucks
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey so what happened to those "theft rings" that were such an increasing major problem lol
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This morning I got a 12 oz black cold brew, a 12 oz latte and a muffin from the least expensive coffee shop near me and it was $18.25 before tip.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Ugly Johnny Dickshot @drewbotprime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bluesky: The Official App of Sports™ but also simultaneously somehow the official app of Sportsball people
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
I can’t help but notice that the people who cause the most trouble don’t seem to ever post about sports
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/09/2026
A bunch of Israeli politicians said “we will destroy Gaza” and then the IDF blew up the hospitals and shot starving people with snipers and killed everybody in the NICU so all the preemies died but prominent people will still argue with you under their own names about whether or not that’s genocide
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/08/2026
KAISER WILHELM
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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