Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 35mThose with eyes that see = 👀 Americans poisoned by normalcy bias = wE sHiP aLl KiNdS oF tHiNgS via USPS 000
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from? 963602654
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsJulia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026model trains have always been harm reduction ham radio has always been harm reduction 3935
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think I like sumo for the same reason I like F1. That's what peak performance looks like. 000
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsKerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 26/09/2026Real ball-knowers say "PTO" 1134
Reposted by Dread Farmer Robertsdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Repeat after me: I am not hornier than William Shatner. I am not hornier than Katie Tightpussy. I am not hornier than Kristi Noem. I am not hornier than Slavoj Zizek. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be hornier than I am. 731852
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026His girlfriend keeps calling and interrupting his calls with the wife. You know, trucker problems. #saysmike 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The people who want you to think everything's gonna be alright will absolutely assure you that all sorts of things are shipped via the USPS. Those with eyes that see will wonder. 000
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano 11867551615
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Taking a shower at 1400 because that's the kind of day it's been. 000
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsJohn Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We let national immigration policy be thwarted by the median council votes in Toronto and Vancouver and it's nuts to me that's not how this is understood. 820138
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsSteve Lafleur @stevelafleur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Would be good if there was a public discussion on the issue that didn't fall back on GREEDY INVESTORS or BIG GOVERNMENT. The world is a messy place. If it takes five seconds to come up with an answer, it's probably wrong. 092
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsReturn of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Very funny to see clavicular be described as something new and interesting when he’s just another in the long line of guys with insanely low self esteem who thought they’d split the atom by discovering “treating women like shit” 312613
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsMichaelB @michaelabuckley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Our business elite is better integrated with American networks than European. Their path to executive positions, and cushy board seats would be stronger under American domination than as a sovereign European partner. They would sell us into serfdom to preserve those networks. 001
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love how robots can free us from the drudgery of our creative tasks so we can be more free to perform confusing administrative ones. 4817
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Most of you pigs never look up with wonder. 010
Reposted by Dread Farmer Robertsrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The three horsemen of every internet outage are DNS, BGP, and the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe 515835
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026FYI, the potassium intended for American consumption in 2026 was sold to their retailers in 2025. You won't see European product, if you ever do, until 2027. That's if they closed a deal and booked a boat to-fucking-day. But the smoothest brains on both sides of the border will roar and grunt. 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And the median American, who can barely read and doesn't own a passport, is going to give a fuck because? A hopium poisoned nation. More and more similar to their Russian rivals. 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026THE BANKER WITH JOKES FROM THE TOP ROPE! 001
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The idea floating around the break room is that Germany wants Canada in the EU because the Krauts want to be on the winning team this time. 140
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Saskatoon mentioned!static.klipy.comDolph Ziggler Air-Horns into Mic AggressivelyAlt: Dolph Ziggler Air-Horns into Mic Aggressively 040
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I hope some of you learned something about Americans today. It's worth remembering, these are the progressive and more rational ones. You do you, but I'll keep working on my cardio and sharpening sticks. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This fact is why those with eyes can see the sobering similarities between Americans and Russians. 000
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsJohn Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Of the many reasons I will die angry about Dubya Bush: Canadians sent soldiers to die in Afghanistan in part because Paul Martin felt he needed to mend fences for not joining ballistic missile defense, and apparently we might as well have never bothered. 1395
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And you have no idea how badly some of us want to. 031
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed 832480487
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsGordo! @posting.fan · 15/09/2026getting an “I joined BEFORE they let you shag dogs” sticker for my FBI badge 0192
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Baseball!static.klipy.comMartin Scorsese Absolute CinemaAlt: Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Warms my heart to see sportsnet camera showing how many and how loud the fans were cheering for him. I hope it warms the bats. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I ordered the spicy pho on accident but if Soriano keeps putting up zeros, I'll order it and suffer every time he pitches 121
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Why I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as Hell thehardtimes.net/blog/why-i-d...thehardtimes.netWhy I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as HellEvery year, thousands of animals are forced into cosmetic testing. Most of them endure sickness and poor living conditions just to look... Get the full story 0548
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsRude Law Dog @esghound.com · 14/09/2026this isn't a joke post. some day it'll get reported on and it's probably weirder than u think. like Epstein shit 621310
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026SHOW ME THE TANKER BLEVE! I DEMAND PICTURES OR VIDEOS OF BLEVE EVENTS!* All y'all don't even know how beautiful a BLEVE is. *We hope the crew is safe and secure and has collected truely terrifying footage of a BLEVE 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I wonder how Heather's polling looks? ☕️🐸 100
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's kind of fascinating (but also depressing) that the ISI basically thought there would be no consequences for backing the Taliban (and likewise, i'm not so sure New Delhi has thought thinks through either) 51075
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsJohn Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"and what will you be doing with the rest" "uh, you know, forestry, don't worry about it" "with FPV drones armed with high explosives?" "look, moose are BASTARDS" 1928266
Reposted by Dread Farmer Roberts🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Happy Kirkiversary 217226
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In other news, 1st Div is back!static.klipy.comGarfield Jon Thursday Sleeping Not Close Enough To The End Of The Week Garfield ThursdayAlt: Garfield Jon Thursday Sleeping Not Close Enough To The End Of The Week Garfield Thursday 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The... more functional salt and pepper mill broke. Thankfully my brother gifted me a spare. 110
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There's a reason I'm on a lot of RACI charts under "Consult". 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you don't listen to @bloodwork.show I'll still collect a terabyte of imagery data, but you won't understand how we use that data to make predictive decisions. Can't wait for the next episode. 0152
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsTyler @okty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles 317451
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsNute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Two of the major conclusions I personally have drawn from following politics in my adult lifetime are that: (1) increased immigration is basically a cheat code for greater national prosperity and material wellbeing (2) most people increasingly fucking despise it 445581
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Someone ask The Right Honourable if he ever rode a CanAm. I wouldn't turn down a new one. 010
Reposted by Dread Farmer RobertsAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2315731121