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Dread Farmer Roberts

@dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social
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Just a simple farm boy. Still undefeated in fights to the death. Old knees, young heart. Holder of multiple professional licenses. Understander of statistics. Respected by local youths. Reviled by local boomers.

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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 35m
Those with eyes that see = 👀 Americans poisoned by normalcy bias = wE sHiP aLl KiNdS oF tHiNgS via USPS
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
model trains have always been harm reduction ham radio has always been harm reduction
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I like sumo for the same reason I like F1. That's what peak performance looks like.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 26/09/2026
Real ball-knowers say "PTO"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repeat after me: I am not hornier than William Shatner. I am not hornier than Katie Tightpussy. I am not hornier than Kristi Noem. I am not hornier than Slavoj Zizek. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be hornier than I am.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
His girlfriend keeps calling and interrupting his calls with the wife. You know, trucker problems. #saysmike
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The people who want you to think everything's gonna be alright will absolutely assure you that all sorts of things are shipped via the USPS. Those with eyes that see will wonder.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking a shower at 1400 because that's the kind of day it's been.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We let national immigration policy be thwarted by the median council votes in Toronto and Vancouver and it's nuts to me that's not how this is understood.
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Steve Lafleur @stevelafleur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would be good if there was a public discussion on the issue that didn't fall back on GREEDY INVESTORS or BIG GOVERNMENT. The world is a messy place. If it takes five seconds to come up with an answer, it's probably wrong.
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Very funny to see clavicular be described as something new and interesting when he’s just another in the long line of guys with insanely low self esteem who thought they’d split the atom by discovering “treating women like shit”
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MichaelB @michaelabuckley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our business elite is better integrated with American networks than European. Their path to executive positions, and cushy board seats would be stronger under American domination than as a sovereign European partner. They would sell us into serfdom to preserve those networks.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love how robots can free us from the drudgery of our creative tasks so we can be more free to perform confusing administrative ones.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most of you pigs never look up with wonder.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The three horsemen of every internet outage are DNS, BGP, and the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FYI, the potassium intended for American consumption in 2026 was sold to their retailers in 2025. You won't see European product, if you ever do, until 2027. That's if they closed a deal and booked a boat to-fucking-day. But the smoothest brains on both sides of the border will roar and grunt.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And the median American, who can barely read and doesn't own a passport, is going to give a fuck because? A hopium poisoned nation. More and more similar to their Russian rivals.
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Goth Mommy 🐉 @gothmommyxoxo.com · 19/09/2026
Close-up of creamy fettuccine Alfredo sprinkled with parsley and black pepper, overlaid with white text panels reading "REPOST IF YOU LOVE PASTA" and "OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BRA ON."
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE BANKER WITH JOKES FROM THE TOP ROPE!
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The idea floating around the break room is that Germany wants Canada in the EU because the Krauts want to be on the winning team this time.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saskatoon mentioned!
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Dolph Ziggler Air-Horns into Mic Aggressively
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bet.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope some of you learned something about Americans today. It's worth remembering, these are the progressive and more rational ones. You do you, but I'll keep working on my cardio and sharpening sticks.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This fact is why those with eyes can see the sobering similarities between Americans and Russians.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of the many reasons I will die angry about Dubya Bush: Canadians sent soldiers to die in Afghanistan in part because Paul Martin felt he needed to mend fences for not joining ballistic missile defense, and apparently we might as well have never bothered.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And you have no idea how badly some of us want to.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 15/09/2026
getting an “I joined BEFORE they let you shag dogs” sticker for my FBI badge
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Baseball!
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Martin Scorsese Absolute Cinema
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Warms my heart to see sportsnet camera showing how many and how loud the fans were cheering for him. I hope it warms the bats.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I ordered the spicy pho on accident but if Soriano keeps putting up zeros, I'll order it and suffer every time he pitches
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as Hell thehardtimes.net/blog/why-i-d...
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Why I Don’t Support Animal Cosmetic Testing Unless They Look Goth as Hell
Every year, thousands of animals are forced into cosmetic testing. Most of them endure sickness and poor living conditions just to look... Get the full story
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 14/09/2026
this isn't a joke post. some day it'll get reported on and it's probably weirder than u think. like Epstein shit
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
SHOW ME THE TANKER BLEVE! I DEMAND PICTURES OR VIDEOS OF BLEVE EVENTS!* All y'all don't even know how beautiful a BLEVE is. *We hope the crew is safe and secure and has collected truely terrifying footage of a BLEVE
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wonder how Heather's polling looks? ☕️🐸
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Opples ond bononos
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's kind of fascinating (but also depressing) that the ISI basically thought there would be no consequences for backing the Taliban (and likewise, i'm not so sure New Delhi has thought thinks through either)
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"and what will you be doing with the rest" "uh, you know, forestry, don't worry about it" "with FPV drones armed with high explosives?" "look, moose are BASTARDS"
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkiversary
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In other news, 1st Div is back!
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Garfield Jon Thursday Sleeping Not Close Enough To The End Of The Week Garfield Thursday
Alt: Garfield Jon Thursday Sleeping Not Close Enough To The End Of The Week Garfield Thursday
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The... more functional salt and pepper mill broke. Thankfully my brother gifted me a spare.
An enormously long pepper mill dominates the countertop of a 1980's style kitchen.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's a reason I'm on a lot of RACI charts under "Consult".
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you don't listen to @bloodwork.show I'll still collect a terabyte of imagery data, but you won't understand how we use that data to make predictive decisions. Can't wait for the next episode.
A medium UAS with imaging payload hovers over a janky, kinda shite, corn field.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Two of the major conclusions I personally have drawn from following politics in my adult lifetime are that: (1) increased immigration is basically a cheat code for greater national prosperity and material wellbeing (2) most people increasingly fucking despise it
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone ask The Right Honourable if he ever rode a CanAm. I wouldn't turn down a new one.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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