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Dread Farmer Roberts

@dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social
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Just a simple farm boy. Still undefeated in fights to the death. Old knees, young heart. Holder of multiple professional licenses. Understander of statistics. Respected by local youths. Reviled by local boomers.

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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 14h
You can do it without involving Canada at all. Just go back to abiding by CUSMA, a trade agreement that Donald Trump negotiated. The idea that Canada needs to do something to end this trade war is just part of the Americans' domineering strategy.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 14h
RETVRN
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15h
Bring em young, Brigham Young would like a word.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stupid, sexy soybeans.
A combine harvester unloading auger is extended over the side wall of a burgundy truck box. 
A solid stream of golden beans falls from the auger into the truck box.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 06/10/2026
imagine one of the world’s largest wheat producers, a nation of hundreds of millions, and the vast majority had never tried a slice of bread or toast. this is the United States, but with soy.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
U.S. suspect charged with conspiracy in Tumbler Ridge mass shooting ground.news/article/us-p... There's more of this happening than anyone wants to admit.
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U.S. suspect charged with conspiracy in Tumbler Ridge mass shooting
A 30-year-old from western Washington state has been arrested and charged in connection with the mass shooting at Tumbler Ridge Secondary School in British Columbia earlier this year.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a highly talented leader just waiting for the chance
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Defence Scheme Enjoyer 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇸 @maxp94.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is exactly what left wing pressure on this government’s foreign policy ought to look like. It’s a shame that Lewis is still so lost on this issue.
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know, it's been a while since I've heard anything about convicted sex offender and pedophile Scott Ritter. I wouldn't like to think the world has forgotten about Scott Ritter, his sex crimes, or conviction. Last I heard, he was having a bad time in Russia.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many such cases.
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Ted Lasso: It's the Hope That Kills You
ALT: Ted Lasso: It's the Hope That Kills You
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A space which was designed to contain incredibly flammable and insanely toxic NGL erupts into an conflagration and you find the funny? A critical eye wonders why. A fool looks back from your mirror. Don't talk to me until you know the coding language that plant used and why that's scary.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As my partner and I attempt to deradicalize her parents, this reality has been the most sobering for her. Sweet, sweet Mommy got some real bigotry on board, and she's using the good book to justify it.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bike so nice I checked the VIN twice.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are these Americans literate? *shakes head horizontally* Are these Americans malicious? *shakes head vertically*
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A 12 string and a bandura would harmonize nicely.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seinfeld is better than Cocomelon.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You have no idea how often this meme is appropriate out here.
"Ancient aliens meme" reworked to read "Mexician Mennonites" 

It's extremely low effort.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seconded
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That gas plant fire in Alberta is something worth looking into. Hussar was a good plant, smart crew, handling nasty product. By all accounts, the plant burnt to ash in a hurry, with no good reason.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When a former patched member tells you he's got a wicked deal on a wonderful bike, bring cash.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To each their own. When you find your perfect porridge, please let me know.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Bloodwork" might scratch that itch.
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Robert Borden Stan Account @bordenstan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In many ways, AB separatism is a revolt against the fruits of this victory. They want the oil but hate the ways it transformed the province, demographically, socially and politically. It feeds off pessimism and denying our own successes - and our potential to do more.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm in danger!
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Ralph Wiggum Sings Oh Canada in The Simpsons
ALT: Ralph Wiggum Sings Oh Canada in The Simpsons
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those with eyes that see = 👀 Americans poisoned by normalcy bias = wE sHiP aLl KiNdS oF tHiNgS via USPS
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She knows nothing of the wadis and hoodoos around Manyberries, and neither do they.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
model trains have always been harm reduction ham radio has always been harm reduction
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think I like sumo for the same reason I like F1. That's what peak performance looks like.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In that case, blarg
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Yuck Gross
ALT: Yuck Gross
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you win the coin flip, you can defer your choice into the second half. Choosing to kick twice, is a choice.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 26/09/2026
Real ball-knowers say "PTO"
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You just reminded me, I need to renew my brothers subscription to Quarter Horse News. Thank you!
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drove my Chevy to the levee
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repeat after me: I am not hornier than William Shatner. I am not hornier than Katie Tightpussy. I am not hornier than Kristi Noem. I am not hornier than Slavoj Zizek. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be hornier than I am.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
His girlfriend keeps calling and interrupting his calls with the wife. You know, trucker problems. #saysmike
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's a better bet than the futures I bought in February.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Freak on a leash.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The people who want you to think everything's gonna be alright will absolutely assure you that all sorts of things are shipped via the USPS. Those with eyes that see will wonder.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
KG and I believe in you.
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Kevin Garnett: Anything Is Possible!
ALT: Kevin Garnett: Anything Is Possible!
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Give me a magnet and a minute, and we can put all this silliness behind us.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking a shower at 1400 because that's the kind of day it's been.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We let national immigration policy be thwarted by the median council votes in Toronto and Vancouver and it's nuts to me that's not how this is understood.
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Steve Lafleur @stevelafleur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Would be good if there was a public discussion on the issue that didn't fall back on GREEDY INVESTORS or BIG GOVERNMENT. The world is a messy place. If it takes five seconds to come up with an answer, it's probably wrong.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Very funny to see clavicular be described as something new and interesting when he’s just another in the long line of guys with insanely low self esteem who thought they’d split the atom by discovering “treating women like shit”
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MichaelB @michaelabuckley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Our business elite is better integrated with American networks than European. Their path to executive positions, and cushy board seats would be stronger under American domination than as a sovereign European partner. They would sell us into serfdom to preserve those networks.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love how robots can free us from the drudgery of our creative tasks so we can be more free to perform confusing administrative ones.
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Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most of you pigs never look up with wonder.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The three horsemen of every internet outage are DNS, BGP, and the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe
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