Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15hThis cat is the perfect embodiment of, "the softest paw can be a claw". I call him Death. I love him. 021
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 14/10/2026My co-driver does not recognize or respect personal space. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm not scared of conflict. Which is your correct way to hang a wrench? The 3/4 are "box bend in" the 13/16 are "box bend out". If you're box bend out I think you should be ostracized from society, but that's just my opinion. What's yours, and do you know who keeps flipping the wrenches? 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You have no idea how often this meme is appropriate out here. 020
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The... more functional salt and pepper mill broke. Thankfully my brother gifted me a spare. 110
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you don't listen to @bloodwork.show I'll still collect a terabyte of imagery data, but you won't understand how we use that data to make predictive decisions. Can't wait for the next episode. 0152
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bless your heart, all y'all got a long row to hoe if you ever want anyone to believe anything you say. 110
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A lot of this stuff has already happened and given your countries attitude towards work, someone else will have to fix it for you. 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This my generic response whenever some chucklecuck american tries to assure me that the democrats will save the day. Figure it out you cowardly clowns. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Her breakfast is late because I had to finish chores before the rain. 120
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Caturday means you can sit somewhere else! #Caturday 060
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 20/08/2026He's gonna be so mad when they take his gift from Jesus away. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Listen to @bloodwork.show and just maybe you'll understand what it means to be loved. Pour one out for all the technicals we left behind. 0102
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"They don't make em like they used to." "Everything is garbage now." Sure, things have gotten worse and in certain situations, more complicated. That said, maybe it's a skill issue. Maybe you should have listened when Grandfather was sharing all the little things. 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Makes me dream of a life I never led. 030
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Who has 2 thumbs and loves train car graffiti? 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026You're right bud, the laundry can wait. 020
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The eastern mind cannot comprehend. Even more shocking, when I turned 14, I could and did exactly this. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 14/07/2026@jkass99.bsky.social You tellin' me some one armed stoner tried to fly one of those over the Himalayas? Yes, that is a Tiger Moth. 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Kids from McGill taught the game to kids at Harvard. 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hey! I saved this one a couple weeks back. Peace be with you. 040
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026She can't believe the lap Max threw down. Completely boozled, no thoughts remain. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Poop zoomz! Happy Caturday to all who celebrate. #Caturday 180
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I assume that someday they'll make tyvex suits in men's sizes. That said, it is kinda fun "hulk smashing" my way out of these things. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 06/06/2026It's important to invert your oranges so they evenly ripen. #Caturday 180
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I will always understand why they made her 3 C thick. 070
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I tried to find one with disappointed eyes; wasn't hard! 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If you scratch the tum hard enough, everyone blinks. 020
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Back in my day, America stood for something good. 010
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I am her spare human. She's not happy I'm the one who keeps her hydrated. 120
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I would prefer the fever dream content over this half baked, lowest bidder effort. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 15/04/2026My office administrator keeps biting my knuckles and stealing my pen. 020
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Back in my day, the CIA dared to dream big. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 03/04/2026I hated the term until I learned that using it upsets USians. Given the literacy rates in America, it's honestly surprising that the term didn't pop up sooner. Now I know i haven't done much to "beat the allegations" but my goal is to change your mind. I'm not a twat, I'm a piece of shit. 000
Dread Farmer Roberts @dreadpirate-robert.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The internet remembers. I hope your dream comes true. I guess you realized that one wasn't a drop top, so it had to go. 😉 000