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@draeonic.bsky.social
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she/her, neuroqueer, french, 40's and back from the fandom dead (AoT & One Piece mostly) | Ao3: factorielle nsfw will happen

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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 16/07/2025
you say "i asked chatgpt" i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]" an improv group wrote this report instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 10h
I cannot overstate how much I love a couple who have a code for "I love you" that's built from their history
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Crowe @notthelasttime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
please help me quit what has become my personal nightmare of a job gofund.me/3a8c30325
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Dani Carr @itsdanicarr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They always take the wrong lesson. It wasn’t the hockey!!! It wasn’t the hockey!!!!!!!
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I finally got paid today how am I already looking for ways to Spend Money
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thinking a lot today about how there isn't really an equivalent for the noun "evil" in french. like the best I can come up with is "Le Bad"
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey @neekbreek.bsky.social you don't happen to be going there do you because I have a mighty need
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But We Mustn't Ruin HIS Life By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
Four-panel cartoon with a tiny kicker panel below.

PANEL 1. A Black delivery worker stands beside her van, holding a package. She looks downcast.

WOMAN: Everywhere I went I was terrified I’d run into **him**. I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t concentrate…  
WOMAN: After I failed two classes I lost my scholarship.

PANEL 2. A girl in pink sits on a bicycle on a residential street, looking down.

GIRL: He sent the video to everyone in school. **Everyone**. I had to be homeschooled until I could get into a different school.

PANEL 3. A woman sits in an apartment armchair, holding a baby who pats her face. She looks sad.

WOMAN: It’s been ten years… My therapist says PTSD isn’t ever cured, but it’s something I can learn to manage.

PANEL 4. A hand holds a phone showing a male podcaster at a microphone.

MAN: Nobody feels worse than me about what happened — but we can’t ruin these young men’s lives!

KICKER. The podcaster speaks with Barry, the cartoonist.

BARRY: What sort of thing would “ruin their lives”?  
MAN: Being expelled. Or being publicly criticized. Or made to switch dorms. Or to switch a class. Basically, anything he might notice.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Orteil @orteil42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i used to be obsessed with the computer. now the computer is obsessed with me
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little kitten is running straight into your heart! 🐈❤️ #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #pet #sketch #sketchdaily
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for some reason I always plan to Do Things after a three hours drive. like it ever NOT ends with me in bed by 8PM
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I kind of need to cry for three straight hours, then nap for four more. then I can do some work ig.
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just have to hold out for another month and then all my problems will be solved, my body will stop creaking, my skin will clear up, my creativity will return
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ev 🐱🕸️ (design raffle in 📌’d!) @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You wouldn’t believe how many songs I can never have heard. Millions. Billions maybe even
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Ser Shotbuns, Lady Knight @shotbuns.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cultivate this energy.
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cat!reiner contemplating his sins
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🧡🍉 Achey Breaky Badger @mysicksadlife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a great metaphor for neurotypical folks to understand how it feels for neurodivergent folks to be navigating opaque-ass social rules our whole lives :T
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dranka @dranka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oofuri is 23 years now 😭😭🙏🙏 Read/watch Ookiku Furikabutte, brilliant homoerotic manga by a woman sport psychologist major 🙏 cinnamon rolls galore Season 3 news any day now!
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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aminokuro @aminokuro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A little Jean fanart 🥃 #AttackOnTitan #JeanKirstein
Black-and-white illustration of Jean Kirstein from Attack on Titan, seated in a suit and holding a glass, with a calm and serious expression.
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sex-repulsed ace jean who's saddled with a reputation as a sex addict among his friends because he's too proud to admit he told a web of stupid lies when he was twelve and built up on them over the years reiner, trying to find his way into jean's heart through his dick: what am I doing wrong???
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@lisathebeauty1

It's bare minimum friday, don't you let that job stress you out today
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need one in my home ... possibly smaller
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hello darkness my old friend how is there breaking news again
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026
like, feel free to pirate the movie, but please don't pretend it's some righteous act of liberatory praxis
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Rich Siegel @siegel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have bees and cannot even begin to tell you how tedious it is doing this to every single bee, one at a time, for sixty thousand bees. (The only humane way to do it.) They come out of it a little wobbly but recover quickly and are fine a few minutes after extraction.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I need to see all of your cats immediately
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the more I hear about the US health system the more grateful I am to have been born in France
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me: I don't have time blindness also me: tf you mean it's 10pm on sunday, where did the weekend go
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molly priddy @mollypriddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as you get older you really begin to understand how many hinges the human body has
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Vee @trojeanhorse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cadet #reijean by Danii/mrglucosan (twt) ❤️ Precious boys, I sure hope nothing bad happens to them.
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i just need to hear jeremy jordan sing something live once before I die
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
crying at Popeye's because the ADHD book is making me feel Seen (by myself)
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
new cat just dropped
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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drae 🪼 @draeonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me: ok I need to lock in and work on this presentation for next week my brain all day: 🎶 we already found love in hell 🎶 the rest is easy, baby 🎶 (reijean)
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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