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Mind-Boggling Skeleton

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irascible old creep "Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek

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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 1h
oh no, people living their lives in public. now my 50 shades fanfic will never come to fruition
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 2h
Garffeld Pt 17
A 3-panel Garffeld strip: panel 1, a knight is speaking to John, "Forgive me brother. A pack from these quarters was not ordained for travel."; panel 2, John asks, "What pack?"; panel 3, the knight holds up a crate with Nergal, a small gray kitten, and says, "A cat bound for the holy land." John looks off panel and shouts, "Garffeld!"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 3h
raze mar a lago to the ground and turn it into a tree sanctuary
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
in retrospect, we really should have given Ilhan Omar that gundam
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
me coming off a holiday long weekend getting hit with the ol’ bastard’s tuesday
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 11h
RFK Jr with a speech bubble making it look like he’s saying the quoted post
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 1h
man the later areas of Control Resonant get wild huh
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 1h
you've been hit by you've been struck by a used bonneville
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 1h
these hands are rated E for Everybody
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 2h
Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day! Navajo Nation New Mexico
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 1h
New Labor!!! *laugh track*
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 1h
not that one but good guess
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 10h
"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
John Oliver quoting me on Kiwibank's sexy green-haired sheep Buck
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 2h
oh god you just reminded me of that horrible swedish erotica record that got posted to the forums a million years ago
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 3h
Wow, amazing
Line chart titled "Hourly discourse about The Last Jedi," labelled as satire with made-up data. The complaint index holds near 95 to 100 from 15:00 to 03:00 Moscow time. At 03:00 a red dashed line marks "Ukrainian drones hit Yandex data centres," and the index then falls to about 5 within two hours. A small blip to about 18 at 08:00 is labelled "Backup generator," after which the line flattens near zero. The source line reads: "Institute for Correlation Without Causation. Satire, not analysis."
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average cup of Joe @tokenindian.bsky.social · 11h
a picture of yujiro hanma with the caption "me when I get a whiff of the delicious scent of a fresh apple fritter"
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 2h
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 6h
Circle flow with Brian in the middle
Goes to retail job>
Thinks about playing Quest 64>
Gets off work>
Always too tired to play Quest 64>
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 16h
Grown adults don’t eat chicken strips.
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 9h
Ok my friend olive made this
"I saw the TV glow" with the stuff going over head meme. The talking head says "wow! The horror and alienation of repressing one's own transness" and the text over the head says "what if Fred Durst was your dad would that be fucked up or what'
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 6h
the rarest cryptid: someone who knows what POV means
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 9h
When you think of it, history is sus and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper AnPrim movement should seek to abolish it.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/12/2023
TIL Christopher Columbus didn’t think the world was round, he thought it was a ball with one part rising to Christian Heaven, “like a woman’s nipple” www2.latech.edu/~bmagee/212/...
Columbus speculated that the earth had a bulge, having the form of a pear (de la forma de una pera) or of a ball with a bulge like a woman's nipple (una teta de muger alli puesta; Textos 215). The world's
"nipple (peçón) was in the East, where he thought he was, along the equator (215). Because of its height, it was the part of the world closest to heaven.
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 7h
being out at sea for months does things to a man
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 13h
I'm Kelly Claaaaaarksooonnn
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 13h
argh
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ira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 17h
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
we straight up just sayin shit now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
STREETS OF RAGE 3 SEGA 1994 SEGA GENESIS
Shiva showing off the high leg kick on Roo
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Lori Jaye 🪶🐈‍⬛🇬🇱🥄 @kittypurr1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22h
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 15h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQQw...
youtube.com
Hank Williams, Jr - Are You Ready For Some Football? (Patriotic MNF Intro)
YouTube video by Concert Junkie
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 15h
doing the Leo DiCaprio pointing meme
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 15h
sorry to say but your partner is weak and not worthy of siring your children
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 16h
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 15h
how are you mad about someone who doesn't want to fuck
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 15h
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EURYTHMICS BEETHOVEN
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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
patreon.com/wolfpupy
arctic wolf pupy
panel 1:
an arctic wolf puppy and a vancouver island wolf–alaskan malamute hybrid are sitting next to each other, the arctic wolf puppy says "hey, has anyone ever told you that you look like the husky from John Carpenter's The Thing?"
panel 2:
arctic wolf pupy is now sitting next to an identical imitation of itself. arctic wolf pupy says "much better"
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 15h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSc4...
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Lloyd Cole and the Commotions - Rattlesnakes
YouTube video by LloydColeVEVO
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 15h
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MADONNA EROTICA
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 15h
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 15h
very underrated REM record
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 15h
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REM DAYSLEEPER
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 15h
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GEORGE MICHAEL FAITH
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 18h
My online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day.
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Mind-Boggling Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 16h
Frank is the purest soul in this modern Sodom and Gomorrah
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 22h
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Jason Montgomery @jason-montgomery.com · 23/07/2025
I once rented the NES version of The Chessmaster. With the recent stories about how ChatCPT was beaten at chess by an Atari 2600, I remember I once did a similar challenge. www.pcmag.com/news/chatgpt...
pcmag.com
ChatGPT Gets 'Absolutely Wrecked' in Chess Match With 1978 Atari
The chatbot 'made enough blunders to get laughed out of a third-grade chess club,' according to the developer who set up the contest.
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you can listen to portishead's dummy any time you want
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