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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 9h
dolls to watch out for "Girl Research"
a comic. "Dolls to watch out for" titled "Girl Research". Harriet needs a little extra cash, so she signs up for a focus group... she thinks "I wish i hadnt said I was trans." Focus group leader says "Okay! How does this image make you feel? And don't lie, I'll know." It's a poster of a sexy dog girl. Harriet says "Dog girls are a little passe, aren't they? Sorry." Other focus group members are mad at her. Leader says "Actually, Harriet's assertion aligns with our product analysis." She turns to page to show a chart. "Dog girls have peaked. Bunny girls are big now. We're very bullish on mouse girls next quarter." Another member says "What about cat girls?" Leader says "Old money. No movement." Harriet says "What product are you people allegedly researching, anyway?" Leader says "You ever heard of Castration Movie?"
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 9h
doing some akira shit in what, season 1?
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 9h
Anyway looking forward to a Bond movie in 2050 where Bond has to stop Alicia Trevelyan, s former MI6 agent who was drummed out for being trans and is now threatening the UK with a laser satellite or whatever
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 18h
"I feel unsafe sharing the loo with trans women. they might say horrible anti-woman things to me, like "leave that poor woman alone, she's said no three times already and no means no""
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 18h
could be the racism, could be the noncery, it's frankly impossible to tell. might even be the transphobia!
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 19h
Wasn't that the one where they knowingly interviewed a cis rapist?
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 19h
you could try knowing the overall trend the labour party's been on
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 20h
you seem to be a politician who hasn't paid much attention to politics over the last few years
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 21h
assault a woman in the loos as a man and the police, media, and government don't give a fuck why would anyone transition to do it, do they think it's too easy and want a challenge they'd never get doing it as a cis man?
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 21h
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Arnold Schwarzenegger: Terminator Winchester Shotgun
ALT: Arnold Schwarzenegger: Terminator Winchester Shotgun
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
At this point, the Labour government really need to explain: 1) what they understand to be the purpose of the Gender Recognition Act to be. 2) what the purpose of a Gender Recognition Certificate is under current law. 3) how the decision was made to repeal these protections by stealth.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21h
the Strapping Young Man to Strapping Young Men pipeline
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Courtney Lovecraft 🐙 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 21h
from November, this type of content will be illegal in the UK
a step-ladder with part of it caught inside an open washing machine
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Recreational Liar @woofularunit.bsky.social · 23h
Caves of Qud (they did not heed this)
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 23h
she deserved someone better (his non-nazi clone, kyylo)
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 23h
i miss crt monitors
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 23h
they put the hardware wallet in the pool to cool off :( (it was getting too hot from all the barely legal porn)
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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
how could you forget the follow-up to this?
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
King: anyway ha ha it's not like i'm into that or anything King: ha ha i'm certainly only fixating on fat asses because of how LITTLE i like them and everyone should know that i am not into fat women at all King: no sir ee!! Bitter Karella: steve, i have a message for you King: what? Bitter Karella:
there is still time
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Inigo Montoya Hello
ALT: Inigo Montoya Hello
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
rare body oils
@rarebodyoils.bsky.social
me: although u r strong and ripped, muscular, you are so horizontally wide. u r the width'f what i would expect of 6 ogres. but that is my fault for assuming things about the nature and shape of the other

wide ogre: Move To Centre Of Ogre. Left Half Cant Hear You

me: sorry left half of wide ogre.
2:04 PM • Oct 1, 2026
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
christian who rents ai slaves but thinks it's okay because of the "curse of RAM"
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 15/10/2026
Announcing Caves of Qud: Diaspora. 🌱 Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/5249200/...
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you say “first-world problems” your phallocentrism is showing THE END
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Can we normalize orbs?
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/10/2026
we've been making little guys the whole time
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
and *checking notes* creatine??
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 14/10/2026
Biddy Blas is NOT a Glup Shitto. He’s a main character, and also has stolen the hearts of many a racer
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 10/06/2026
ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you? PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oct 14th - #Hackers of the world united to overload the Gibson, and prevent the Da Vinci virus from capsizing an oil fleet, designed to distract from "The Plague's" worm stealing $25m. 📽️📅 Hackers (1995)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Hackers" (1995): First, a group of young people is gathered in a subway car, with one reading a paper as another looks on, while a subtitle reads, "Wait a minute. The 14th... that's the same day the worm ends its run." Second, a person with a striking hairstyle and colorful clothing stands in front of a vibrant, patterned backdrop, saying, "Hackers of the world, unite." Third, a person leans out of a car window, passionately shouting, "Hack the planet!"
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#StarTrekTNG "Flicker" After recovering from a deadly spore infection, Dr. Crusher experiences terrifying visions of her evil Mirror Universe self every time the lights flicker. Worf is excited for Fat Targ Week. Transporter chief: Zach Galifianakis.
A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:

Goldblum) teleportation device goes horribly wrong when Moe, Shemp, and Curly try to use the invention on themselves.

7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
After recovering from a deadly spore infection, Dr. Crusher experiences terrifying visions of her evil Mirror Universe self every time the lights flicker. Worf is excited for Fat Targ Week. Transporter chief: Zach Galifianakis.

[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs.
“John Carpenter’s Dune.” Kurt Russell. Adrienne
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#StarTrekDS9 "It's Just One Planet" Trapped on a planet in the throes of a military coup, Sisko finds his only chance of escape is in the hands of a violent extremist. It’s Klingon Ladies Night at Quark’s where Rom, Julian, Miles, Jake, Nog, and Worf are dabo boys.
A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:

replaces KITT with a copy (Steven Wright), Michael must find the original before the copy becomes permanent at sunrise: Kday Rider.

7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
Trapped on a planet in the throes of a military coup, Sisko finds his only chance of escape is in the hands of a violent extremist. It’s Klingon Ladies Night at Quark’s where Rom, Julian, Miles, Jake, Nog, and Worf are dabo boys.

[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Horror; 2 hrs.
“You’re A Deadite Slayer, Charlie Brown!”
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#StarTrekVOY "Evermore" A nadion inversion pulse pushes Tom into a reality where Lon Suder is captain, the Borg are led by Janeway, Tuvix is planning mutiny, and Seska just abducted Chakotay and escaped in the warp 10 test shuttle.
A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:

water, and heart face their elemental rivals of ice, earth, and the new friend, an airbending master in this crossover event.

7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: VOYAGER(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
A nadion inversion pulse pushes Tom into a reality where Lon Suder is captain, the Borg are led by Janeway, Tuvix is planning mutiny, and Seska just abducted Chakotay and escaped in the warp 10 test shuttle.

[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Romance/Horror; 2 hrs.
“The Necrotebookicon.” Bruce Campbell. Rachel
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🎃 Found Star Trek Episodes 🎃 @foundepisodes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#StarTrekVOY "J'acc Q's" When Q is accused of a capital crime, he enlists Janeway to lead his defense team. Naomi Wildman opens a detective agency and her first client is Harry, who wants her to find his missing promotion.
A partial clipping from an old TV Guide reads as follows:

service agent (Linda Hamilton) undercover to protect the President’s hard-partying slacker son (Pauly Shore) at college.

7 PM channel 13 STAR TREK: VOYAGER(CC)—Science Fiction; 60 min.
When Q is accused of a capital crime, he enlists Janeway to lead his defense team. Naomi Wildman opens a detective agency and her first client is Harry, who wants her to find his missing promotion.

[SCI] MOVIE(CC)—Science Fiction; 2 hrs.
“Gilmore Tank Girls.” Lori Petty. Alexis Bledel.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guy seeing a girl who spent 40 hours using Dirty Down to artfully drip rust stains down her lashes: "see she's so pretty naturally, girls don't need to wear makeup"
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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would simply use magic to create a potato in a grand act of hubris 😌
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized”
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Combos & Doodles @combosdoodles.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Man, console wars era videogame ads were WILD, like what is this????
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Cross "Really Scary" Mirage @crossmirage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
biddy blaze. scrib doon
star wars galactic racer biddy blas smoking a blunt. chuffin a fat dart. toking. getting high. stoned. blazing it
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
half "i can totally win you the war if you let me stay in my workshop instead of handing me a rifle and some meth and sending me to the front", half "wernher, the ss called and said you were being too cruel to your jewish slaves again"
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Dove @dovetam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like that's most of the franchise, and I was lucky enough to start with the one reallly good one.
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Woman's Hell @hecuba.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guppy, the trans bar in the 2013 yakuza v-cinema flick "The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman" is a real place in shinjuku and this is their logo
cartoon guppy with long lashes and cartoon rainbow gradient text "guppy" with rainbow gradient background surrounded by a red halo with the word "Guppy" repeating.
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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maddie raspberry ★ @othatsraspberry.com · 13/10/2026
cloud’s identity crisis 🐥 #ff7rebirth
FF7 comic
Aerith and Tifa holding shopping bags, chatting “that was so fun!” “What a great day”
Cloud, slightly upset: “did you guys go shopping without me?”
Tifa, befuddled: “what are you talking about? You were the the whole-“
Tifa: “time…”
Tifa and Aerith look over to realize they went shopping with a Chocobo
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dreidel 24/6 @dreidelonly246.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good media is when the protagonist turns to the camera and explains he’s the exact kind of communist I am
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antlers @cervine.online · 12/10/2026
Burger King sign that says "unleash your inner super saiyan"
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
daily affirmations
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