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Doug Woodhouse

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
99% of Republicans understand nothing about intraleft politics. they’re still saying shit like “you won’t be so happy when BILL CLINTON is implicated will you?”
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Musk thinks the same 30-35,000 people are being flown to AOC-Bernie events across the country. Powerful intellect.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
So now Goldberg’s gotta publish them, right? The Espionage Act can’t operate to make him support the incompetent Defense Secretary’s blatant lies, can it?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Matt Gaetz is the Eddie Haskell of Jeffrey Epsteins
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 24/11/2024
Open this photo up and look for the small, white dot just left of centre. It looks like Venus, shining brightly in the twilight sky. But it's us. It's Earth. From Mars.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Absolutely 100% Notice the significant reduction in nasty Truth social posts/tweets. I mean I think he’s had like two or three max since the election? He is so happy right now.
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Kim Masters @kimmasters.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It’s weird just waiting around for the country to get completely screwed starting January 20.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/11/2024
Why are we “striking deals?” We have the fucking majority. I’m so tired of Schumer. If you have to work through the holidays and stay up nights, DO YOUR JOB and confirm judges for every vacancy. I don’t care if it takes longer. DO YOUR JOB.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/11/2024
If Jack Smith writes a report and Garland releases it, that's actually a pretty baller move: releasing a report on an incoming president. If he doesn't release it, I'll join y'all in calling him an ineffective jerk.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/11/2024
i genuinely love that best plan rightwingers can come up with for the future is to create the largest unemployment crisis since the great depression
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Still can’t get over how many people on the right voluntarily went to bat for Matt Gaetz despite allegations of sex trafficking of a minor. Not only was it for nothing since the AG nomination failed… but now you’re forever on record advocating for an alleged statutory rapist.
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
MAGA Republicans are constantly like, "Here's an obscure flag used by the 17th New York infantry for three months in 1791, and now it's a symbol in support of making January 6th a national holiday celebrating Trump, the Philosopher-King of the Christian American Ethnostate."
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
it's getting so you can't even make racist jokes about puerto ricans living on a garbage island and black people eating watermelon, because of woke
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I’ve heard relatively little discussion over the best reason to vote for Kamala Harris and that is that Samuel Alito wants to retire and Clarence Thomas is 80 years old and we either can replace them with Ketanji Brown Jackson or 35 year old Samuel Alito and 35 year old Clarence Thomas
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
The more I talk about the election the more shocked I am by how many people memory holed 2016-2020. Every day was a new horror. New emergencies popped up constantly. I fundamentally don’t understand how people seemingly forgot about all of it.
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
FACT CHECK: Biden's assertion that King Henry II ordered the murder of Thomas Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury, is not true. Henry II merely wondered aloud who might rid him of that meddlesome priest.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
Remember: here's the breaking news handbook. All of these are good rules to stand by at the moment.
In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong.
Don't trust anonymous sources.
Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information.
There's almost never a second shooter.
Pay attention to the language the media uses.
"We are getting reports"... could mean anything.
"We are seeking confirmation"... means they don’t have it.
"[News outlet] has learned"... means it has a scoop or is going out on limb.
Look for news outlets close to the incident.
Compare multiple sources.
Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers.
Beware reflexive retweeting. Some of this is on you.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
Popping on to say: A lot of rumors are about to fly about this rally. Trump's team is 100% going to try and take advantage of this situation. So will malicious foreign actors/bots/etc. Please don't auto share. Check your sources, and vet their wording/sourcing carefully.
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Oh, you mean the crime he committed as a private citizen before holding office? Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
In a lot of ways the entire Republican establishment since the 70s has been dedicated to making sure that what happened to Nixon would never be allowed to happen to one of theirs again
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Hunter Biden judge prohibits him from telling jury gun shop altered his form after fact to cover up that they had sold him a gun w/o proper ID. She's also prohibiting discussion of gun shop owner bias even tho he said that's why he sold gun w/o proper ID. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
a tale of three papers
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
holy shit he posted this while they're still in the contempt hearing
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
The wolf really is at the door, man time.com/6972021/dona...
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
I’ve reached a certain point with this where I feel like, you know what, every time he pulls this shit and a judge doesn’t retaliate tenfold then I kinda feel like the judge is enabling the behavior
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
I love how The Good Place says the afterlife is not the Heaven and Hell as imagined by Christians and how all religions got the afterlife about 5% right, and then the show goes on to show us that the Afterlife is basically 100% the Christian Heaven and Hell. #thegoodplace
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Two problems with the "if Joe Biden is elected, terrible things would happen" is that: a) unlike Trump, Biden is not campaigning on using state power to take out his political enemies b) Biden is President, now, and is not doing this
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Hey, remember stimulus checks? When the govt just gave us money? Also, remember how they weren't "let's help you survive this pandemic" checks, but rather "we need to stimulate the economy, don't let the economy get hurt!" checks? Not pandemic assistance checks. Stimulus checks. WTF is this world
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
Well this was a pleasant rainy Sunday morning read... www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | A Trump dictatorship is increasingly inevitable. We should stop pretending.
There is a clear path to dictatorship in the United States, and it is getting shorter every day. So why is everyone behaving like normal?
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
How do you drive this at night? HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS AT NIGHT?!?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
so if I understand this correctly, Elon went to Israel to do damage control for the antisemitic post, and then promptly added a blatantly racist post and a pizzagate post another masterful gambit sir
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
the IDF has never landed a strike targeted this well
Screenshot from The Onion, “Kissed The Ground And Cried After Finally Returning To An Apartheid State

According to witnesses, South African-born Musk immediately dropped to his knees after stepping on Israeli soil, overwhelmed with joy to be back in a state segregated by race and religion.”
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Superhero movies always have some supervillain to defeat, but one day I'd love to watch a movie where the superheroes tackle actual, real threats to our country. Give me a team of X-Men committed to destroying every gun in the country, prying them from their cold dead hands if necessary.
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
Hobbies include reading, collecting records, and unpinning Microsoft Edge from the taskbar every time I restart my computer
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Doug Woodhouse @doughouse.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
THIS MAN OWNS A WEBSITE, FFS. HE BOUGHT IT FOR $44,000,000,000
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
How could it cost $400 million to make Avatar 2 when the entire movie can fit on my phone! I’m a genius, btw
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Nobody seems to be mentioning this, so (sigh) it’s up to me once again. You know why disinformation is spreading so fast on social media, with no one to check it or stop it? Jim Jordan. wapo.st/3QpSCP5
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Misinformation research is buckling under GOP legal attacks
The escalating campaign — led by Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) and other Republicans — has cast a pall over programs that study not just political disinformation but also the quality of medical informa...
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
It’s not Fat Tony’s fault that a goon broke your legs. You got your legs broken because you wouldn’t pay protection money to Fat Tony.
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
IG has been inserting the word "terrorist" into the bios of users that included the words Palestinian" and “alhamdulillah” (which means praise to Allah, or God) www.404media.co/instagram-pa...
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Instagram ‘Sincerely Apologizes’ For Inserting ‘Terrorist’ Into Palestinian Bio Translations
The "see translation" feature for user bios was auto-translating phrases that included "Palestinian" and “alhamdulillah” into "Praise be to god, Palestinian terrorists are fighting for their freed...
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
you guys are not going to trick me into spending my one wild & precious life following the struggle to find a new speaker of the house
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
This is like if Alan Rickman asked Bruce Willis in Die Hard to pretty please pull him back up into the building so he’d have a clearer shot
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from
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