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H. Anthony Hildebrand @hahildebrand.bsky.social · 1h
New fart euphemism just dropped
Rowntrees
UNLEASH
A FRUITY
FRIGHT
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 2h
Just casually decided to watch The Menu when I got in after a stressful day and honestly what the fuck
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 5h
I’m not just on an Avanti. I’m on a TIME AVANTI
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 6h
🥰 from u that means a lot x
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 6h
This is how you avoid someone sitting next to you on the Avanti, combined with facing backwards and a VERY LOUD SNIFFLE during boarding
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 12h
lol I was referencing a Troye lyric
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 12h
What a heavenly way to die
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 15h
Is the official KFC Kazakhstan account ok?
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes frankly and I can’t believe you’ve all fallen for wireless for so long
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no I’m staying in a hotel in an office block in something called “Eccles” which is absolutely a prozzie/murder HQ.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brace yourself for this beaut bsky.app/profile/dott...
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Demon twinks who won’t do anal. Or as I like to call them…
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What’s that, you like my bag? Thanks it’s vintage x
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS FUCKING DRINK OF WATER in Adults S2
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very funny how Wes Streeting’s statement that the local farmer only had a “partial picture” read like “the intelligence services were all over this plot already” and could now be anything from that to “oh wow you’ll never guess what they found in the vans and I really wish I could tell you”.
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dramatic things are happening!
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Literally incredible (not that I believe a single word out of that messy OP’s brat mouth)
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
May I say something about Brunei’s Prince Mateen
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Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 28/09/2026
"Netanyahu asked the Emirati president to deny reports of their phone conversation as well as details concerning the events leading up to October 7 that could embarrass him, according to the sources. He also asked bin Zayed for what the source described as 'moral support.'"
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Having overcommitted to drugs” is so good. Like blaming a hangover on being “overserved last night”
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope that’s because you’re enjoying a lovely Monday lunchtime CL right now, Steven
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yessssssss
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s not ruin the poor boy
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 26/09/2026
1 blowie = 1 respect
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yep
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seems like there’s a cute sky going on over there
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Solidarity bro ✊
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
go fuck yourself 😘
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is this about being turned on by your friends outfit again
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Depends on age of child babysitting and being baby sat but like £50 all in?
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whither the temu nephews
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These poor Chinese twinks just moved here walking around the UAL campuses in the sunshine have no idea just how dark and miserable it’s soon to get.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(While frantically clicking “leave” with the right)
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am a HUGE fan of the left-handed salute
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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagining what The Other Two could have done with the COVID-conscious lesbian bar.
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please. I am so tired.
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Badbeard @badbeard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They have sign ups for Glasgow and London gigs on their site FYI chvrch.es
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Truly a case of popbitch breaking news (to me at least)
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Civilian man”
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