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RedruM

@dorsalstream.bsky.social
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You know, for kids. Lapsed philosopher; higher ed guy. I think things and write stuff. (I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter at buttondown.com/dorsalstream thanks for asking.) www.roblinmeeks.com

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10h
MOM: Now that your father is gone, it’s time you took over the family business. SON: But I don’t wanna be a guillotine tester.
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 15h
When Toni Morrison said “If you find a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it” I think what she was really getting at was “computer, make video game character have my face”
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10h
What a shape.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10h
Yes, and people would finally recognize and appreciate my ability to be at home and stay very still.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 11h
glad you can still work in 19% peanut butter
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
“Did you hear a weird noise?” the other lab scientist asks me. I frantically try mashing back together the loose pieces of space-time fabric I just ripped open. “Uhhh…nope.”
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Josh @joshadams47.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
None of my neighbors have terrorized our state by killing, detaining, deporting, surveilling, withholding benefits Minnesotans have a right to, or caused untold mental trauma through their actions. But he has. And he needs to keep Minnesotans, by all of our names, out of his goddamn mouth.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 16h
Also extremely telling that they're not asking these religious leaders to go to the Whitehouse to help our current Administration be more moral. These AI guys have simply not demonstrated that they are in a position to cultivate morality in others.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17h
Three thoughts: 1. If they truly believed that they have created conscious beings, they should be arrested for enslavement and trafficking. 2. Why think that human morality, very much grounded in bodies, would make sense to conscious AI? 3. Morality is not designed to keep monsters in check.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah, the background color (which I feel compelled to call a 'colour'.)
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Used the word 'coevals' in an all-staff meeting today and now feel angled, expansive.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
*wakes up* ah, consciousness, my old nemesis
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me as a doctor: you might feel a little pinch Tiny lobster in my pocket: *clack clack*
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes, I accidentally make eye contact with the piñata during the beating and see into its soul. "Why? Why is this happening to me?" After that, the candy just tastes like ashes in my mouth.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We had a proper country back then
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gorgeous.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like @gojeffgo.com would properly appreciate this honor.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I honestly don’t know how to feel about this email from our local pizzeria thanking me for making a real impact. (They make great pizza, and we like to order it.)
Screenshot of an email from a restaurant with text that reads:

A heartfelt thank
you.

You've supported us time and time again, and we noticed.

At Patrizia's Manhattan, we believe in recognizing the guests who make a real impact - and that's you.

Whether you're dining in, ordering online, or just stopping by for your favorite dish, we're grateful for every visit.

Thanks for being part of our story.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t appreciate how each new October I recognize more and more ghosts.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely no argument. I’d only add a guy who’s bald or balding, like Ed Harris.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is *so* important. Not only will you do your best work, you will FINISH.
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Mitchell Nobis @mitchnobis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A. Get yours! B. They're right, and my poem in this issue kind of thematically connects. There is always rebirth waiting in dreary downfall.
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is Time
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of my favorite things about October is I get to unironically say phrases like "gummy bones" in places other than my doctor's office.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love how the new talking point for data centers is calling them "knowledge manufacturing," which is actually the higher education sector and the one the Administration is actively trying to destroy.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This day in history. 700. Feast day of saint Osgyth who surprised her husband King Sighere of Essex by becoming a nun while he was off hunting and surprised the Viking pirates who beheaded her by picking up her head and carrying it away.
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm afraid my haircut makes me look like I know about architecture and it's a lot of pressure.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so curious what students think about this in both the short and longer term.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, the guy has one job.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the president: no I mean I’m really fine with blue cities being wiped off all the maps the media: the president truly is an enigma
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the Lord’s work.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, the Minotaur knows the difference between a maze and a labyrinth.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
viral GOTD (gourd of the day) posts
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Larkin said green trees Are a kind of grief, but he killed them to say it. #TheRottingHaiku @rottingleafmag.bsky.social
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like to think that part of he Headless Horseman’s curse is that his pumpkin head regrows fresh each night, and he must carve a new expression every day.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait what
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tremendous list.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This essay is like some sort of magic trick.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think, therefore I am (thinking all the goddamn time).
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Luckily I get 2 days of PTO (plague time off) per year.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congrats! Much deserved.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT: Comme des Garçons (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: US state dinner, current administration, or trying to capture the esprit, through clothing, of less common punctuation (*;—¿{\«) IF IT WERE A SCENT: stairway into a basement filled with roses EMOTIONAL RANGE: protective/committed #MJMfashionGuide
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excited, and a little nervous, to see what the Supreme Court takes up this year on their Terror Docket
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
October is off to a great start. Just got a LinkedIn endorsement from a scarecrow for Bird Frightening.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And by “over for everyone” I mean that you won’t be hearing from me because I’ll be running free on a farm upstate.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of these Mondays I’m going to wake up well rested and then it’s over for everyone.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was secretly laughing at you even after the great tentacled creature dragged that one doubting lady off to her gruesome end.
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