RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10hMOM: Now that your father is gone, it’s time you took over the family business. SON: But I don’t wanna be a guillotine tester. 0110
Reposted by RedruMZachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 15hWhen Toni Morrison said “If you find a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it” I think what she was really getting at was “computer, make video game character have my face” 111222
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 10hYes, and people would finally recognize and appreciate my ability to be at home and stay very still. 140
Reposted by RedruMbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 22/07/2023“Did you hear a weird noise?” the other lab scientist asks me. I frantically try mashing back together the loose pieces of space-time fabric I just ripped open. “Uhhh…nope.” 9496107
Reposted by RedruMJosh @joshadams47.bsky.social · 08/10/2026None of my neighbors have terrorized our state by killing, detaining, deporting, surveilling, withholding benefits Minnesotans have a right to, or caused untold mental trauma through their actions. But he has. And he needs to keep Minnesotans, by all of our names, out of his goddamn mouth. 12410
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 16hAlso extremely telling that they're not asking these religious leaders to go to the Whitehouse to help our current Administration be more moral. These AI guys have simply not demonstrated that they are in a position to cultivate morality in others. 070
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 17hThree thoughts: 1. If they truly believed that they have created conscious beings, they should be arrested for enslavement and trafficking. 2. Why think that human morality, very much grounded in bodies, would make sense to conscious AI? 3. Morality is not designed to keep monsters in check. 1285
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ah, the background color (which I feel compelled to call a 'colour'.) 110
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Used the word 'coevals' in an all-staff meeting today and now feel angled, expansive. 071
Reposted by RedruMRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 12/07/2023*wakes up* ah, consciousness, my old nemesis 427077
Reposted by RedruMNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Me as a doctor: you might feel a little pinch Tiny lobster in my pocket: *clack clack* 838070
Reposted by RedruMJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes, I accidentally make eye contact with the piñata during the beating and see into its soul. "Why? Why is this happening to me?" After that, the candy just tastes like ashes in my mouth. 210242
Reposted by RedruMWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity. 1041404107
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I feel like @gojeffgo.com would properly appreciate this honor. 100
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I honestly don’t know how to feel about this email from our local pizzeria thanking me for making a real impact. (They make great pizza, and we like to order it.) 3120
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Don’t appreciate how each new October I recognize more and more ghosts. 0248
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Absolutely no argument. I’d only add a guy who’s bald or balding, like Ed Harris. 010
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is *so* important. Not only will you do your best work, you will FINISH. 020
Reposted by RedruMMitchell Nobis @mitchnobis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A. Get yours! B. They're right, and my poem in this issue kind of thematically connects. There is always rebirth waiting in dreary downfall. 097
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One of my favorite things about October is I get to unironically say phrases like "gummy bones" in places other than my doctor's office. 1174
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Love how the new talking point for data centers is calling them "knowledge manufacturing," which is actually the higher education sector and the one the Administration is actively trying to destroy. 0143
Reposted by RedruMJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This day in history. 700. Feast day of saint Osgyth who surprised her husband King Sighere of Essex by becoming a nun while he was off hunting and surprised the Viking pirates who beheaded her by picking up her head and carrying it away. 04818
Reposted by RedruMGretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm afraid my haircut makes me look like I know about architecture and it's a lot of pressure. 27418
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m so curious what students think about this in both the short and longer term. 000
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the president: no I mean I’m really fine with blue cities being wiped off all the maps the media: the president truly is an enigma 141
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes, the Minotaur knows the difference between a maze and a labyrinth. 2231
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Larkin said green trees Are a kind of grief, but he killed them to say it. #TheRottingHaiku @rottingleafmag.bsky.social 041
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like to think that part of he Headless Horseman’s curse is that his pumpkin head regrows fresh each night, and he must carve a new expression every day. 26621
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing. 214450
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think, therefore I am (thinking all the goddamn time). 0102
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Luckily I get 2 days of PTO (plague time off) per year. 020
Reposted by RedruMMichael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 04/10/2026WHAT: Comme des Garçons (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: US state dinner, current administration, or trying to capture the esprit, through clothing, of less common punctuation (*;—¿{\«) IF IT WERE A SCENT: stairway into a basement filled with roses EMOTIONAL RANGE: protective/committed #MJMfashionGuide 8724
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Excited, and a little nervous, to see what the Supreme Court takes up this year on their Terror Docket 060
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026October is off to a great start. Just got a LinkedIn endorsement from a scarecrow for Bird Frightening. 0152
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And by “over for everyone” I mean that you won’t be hearing from me because I’ll be running free on a farm upstate. 0190
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of these Mondays I’m going to wake up well rested and then it’s over for everyone. 1417
RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was secretly laughing at you even after the great tentacled creature dragged that one doubting lady off to her gruesome end. 140