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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Thank god squid game squeezed in a celebrity cameo, i was almost worried it would make an important statement about class struggle
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
One thing about the current panic and how it’s almost exclusively targeted at LGBTQ people is looking back at growing up and realizing that almost every single instance of either straight up criminality or just being a creep at my school was done by a middle aged male teacher to a female student
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Voters: can you pay 50 cents more in taxes to pay for vegetables for children and agree not to defraud the elderly on their electrical bills Wall Street Guy: OH LIKE THE KILLING FIELDS?!?! LIKE THE KHMER ROUGE?!?!
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This is a win for all 5'8" kings in their mid thirties. We did it!
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
oh no, now republicans are going to start calling all democrats socialists. can't imagine how terrible that totally unprecedented situation will be
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
PC/mini fridge combo.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This guy’s been on an all-time run the last few weeks.
Picture of the guy from the “worst person you know made a good point” meme
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Fucking scum
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Mary Wilson @theemarywilson.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I get offline for ONE day just to come back to war???
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My partner was so tired today that she started softly snoring before she’d even finished snuggling into her blanket, and while I’m sad she’s so tired, it’s pretty goddamn precious
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
No more fun! No more fun!
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
James Bond: Civil War coming soon variety.com/2025/film/gl...
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James Bond Shocker: Amazon MGM Gains Creative Control of 007 Franchise as Producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson Step Back
As Amazon MGM gains control of the James Bond franchise, Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli are stepping back to focus on other projects.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
let him cook
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Whatever You Like is such a good fkn song
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Working in the "destroying the environment but nothing else I'm qualified for will hire me" industry feels particularly unsatisfying today
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Like a kid making you taste a mud pie when you haven't eaten breakfast
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 20/02/2025
An X account, operated by ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, and first created in 2012, has posted hateful, xenophobic, and pro-fascist content. The Observer linked Rodden to the account through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.
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ICE Prosecutor in Dallas Runs White Supremacist X Account
The Observer has identified the operator of “GlomarResponder,” an overtly racist social media account, as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical deta...
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
then it'll get delayed over and over until eventually, the public forgets it ever was supposed to come out until it's surprise released on a random saturday
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I’m not religious, but “the love of money is the root of all evil” is a banger
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
By roughly minute 45, I was hooked. It feels so deep.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Never have I regretted anything more than dipping a single toe into the hubristic sarlacc pit that is Letterboxd
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 12/02/2025
Out of over 900 anti-LGBTQ+ hate incidents in 2024, tracked by the nonprofit GLAAD, almost half of them targeted transgender, nonbinary, or gender-nonconforming individuals. Experts worry this situation is already worsening under Trump:
texasobserver.org
Counting Hate: At Least 61 Anti-LGBTQ+ Incidents in Texas Last Year
The LGBTQ+ advocacy organization GLAAD, which tracks incidents, warned that threats against the queer community are likely to worsen under the Trump administration.
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­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­  ­ hamgod . ­­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­ ­­ skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · 11/02/2025
the problem with RFK jr is not that he is an addict it is that he is the horseman pestilence
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yes, I may be white. But I'll never be "that was the worst halftime show ever" white.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Wake me up when they’re both dead
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
IRS: Immigrants Real Scary
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/02/2025
fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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a man in a toronto raptors jersey is standing on a basketball court with a crowd in the background .
ALT: a man in a toronto raptors jersey is standing on a basketball court with a crowd in the background .
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Drake sponsored the commercial telling viewers to go use the bathroom right now
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Drake prayin for one last income stream
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Groundhog Day, except it’s about Drake being ended on a daily basis
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The Mighty OCD @mightyocd.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
It's Morning in America™ and Ronald Reagan is still dead. So we've got that going for us, which is nice. Happy Saturday fuckers.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Currently trying to reconcile my love of good movies with my partner’s son’s love of the Shia LaBeouf Transformers movies and failing miserably
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“Don’t Kid Yourself” would be a great slogan for a condom manufacturer.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
skeeting into the ether been the game since day 1
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My “turns out I married a lesbian” divorce is finalized next week and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of us
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Working on a new sleep strategy called diphenhydramine
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My partner and I are all in on Mexico
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
So so much ROI
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
DNB DNB DNB
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Back in the day you used to have strong henchmen, powerful henchmen, muscular henchmen. Now all your henchmen are 19 year old dorks with broccoli hair whose voices crack when they say their favorite slurs.
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Brad @thecarnival.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
People who joined BlueSky with codes.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/02/2025
Resegregation is the order at the federal, state, and local level.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Pass it on
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How to Get my U.S. Passport Fast
Learn how to rush your U.S. passport application so you don't miss your international trip.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My dirty little secret is that I mute people I don’t even disagree with
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Poor people say “eat the rich” then eat each other lmao.
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