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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I’m thinking a bolete, maybe Boletus ochraceoluteus? Found in the Ozark mountains, bright yellow pores that bruise blue (pretty slowly).
A rusty-capped mushroom nestled in a forest floor, surrounded by leaves and sticks.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
is it an old man of the woods? a lookalike? who knows
Either an old man of the woods mushroom or a confusing old man of the woods mushroom, nested in the forest floor in Missouri’s Meramec State Park
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“water is the essence of wetness”
A portion of a skeet from an account called Healthy Minds and Bodies, reading, “Breathing is directly connected to our nervous system."
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A Bluesky message reading, “Eve
@haileve6.bsky.social
Today at 6:48 PM
Greetings candidate,
You have been selected by the Illuminati Order as someone with potential. If you are interested in joining the Order, unlocking your potential, and becoming powerful and wealthy enough to protect yourself from all of life's tribulations quickly reply yes so l can walk you through the next steps and procedures. Please hurry with that yes if you want to help yourself and your family, as opportunities are limited and wealth waits for no-one.”
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A goat tried to break into my car for thanksgiving and there’s no bit feat. all the shit in my door
A young goat looks for an opening to get inside of an open car door as the occupant, wearing a teal jacket and jeans, tries to shoo it out.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I really am doing my best yall
A cropped screenshot of the Apple Health app showing an average time asleep of 4 hours and 45 minutes between October 27 and November 26, 2024.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Clint Eastwood on stage at the 2012 Republican National Convention, interviewing an empty chair as though it is President Barack Obama.
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
defector.com/what-the-fuc...
A quotation from the linked article: “A person who merely refuses to learn what can be known is not a skeptic, but rather an ignoramus; a person who raises questions but does not seek their answers is not a skeptic, but a bullshitter.”
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Woke up to my partner belting “Potential Breakup Song” in the shower
GIF of Julia Louis-Dreyfuss in Veep speaking through smiling, gritted teeth with the quote caption, “*Chuckles nervously* What the fuck?”
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
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Jake @doorminder.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
I wonder how other social platforms are go-
Text post transcript: 

“…NIGHTMARE WILL BE OVER. WOMEN WILL BE HAPPY, HEALTHY, CONFIDENT AND FREE! YOU WILL NO LONGER BE THINKING ABOUT ABORTION, BECAUSE IT IS NOW WHERE IT ALWAYS HAD TO BE, WITH THE STATES, AND A VOTE OF THE PEOPLE - AND WITH POWERFUL EXCEPTIONS, LIKE THOSE THAT RONALD REAGAN INSISTED ON, FOR RAPE, INCEST, AND THE LIFE OF
THE MOTHER - BUT NOT ALLOWING FOR DEMOCRAT DEMANDED LATE TERM ABORTION IN THE 7TH, 8TH, OR 9TH MONTH, OR EVEN EXECUTION OF A BABY AFTER BIRTH. I WILL PROTECT WOMEN AT [cut off] A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THEY WILL-“
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