iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sure, I *could* do a better job. But the thing is, I don’t wanna.

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Stock that with some bluegills.

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A lot of welding is knowing when not to melt stuff together just for the hell of it.

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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Remarkable how much of what I do involves knowing lots of ways to fasten lots of stuff to other stuff.

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Pulse and Too Far Gone - Todd Rundgren - (1981) - #musicsky (the ever popular tortured artist effect) - youtu.be/EM8YDj-qDSs?...

youtu.be

Pulse-Too Far Gone - Todd Rundgren

YouTube video by HarryRunt danu

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Remember gang – when you’re flipping the bird, stick your thumb out on the bird-flipping hand for added emphasis. It’s like putting an accent aigu on it

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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The ultimate goal, of course, is ASI: artificial stupid intelligence. By digitally incarnating the pure fool, we will harness jester's privilege and reforge physics

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Back in the 70s you could build an entire career on simply having amazing hair.

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ICE AGENT: are you american? ME: yeah ICE: what's your name ME: s Sam Francisco

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s about the data center controversy in her small town, and the political fallout from various shenanigans.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

While my dentist had her hands in my mouth she mentioned that some reporter is going to interview her for some radio show called This American Life. I almost choked.

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

why does it always feel like i showed up right after someone says "things are quiet, too quiet"

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shitposters will churn out brainrot crap but every now and then stumble across a beautifully profound realization that makes me stop and think for a moment.

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our world, if men would learn to stop fumbling amazing women:

Pic of The Jetsons family happily waving in their flying car, futuristic buildings in the sky in the background.

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When Alito retires they’re gonna put Grok in a robe and voila.

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I wonder if I could ship it instead of driving it.

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GenAAaarghhvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is tempting. I wish I could get it re-blocked.

eBay listing:

Vtg Stetson Bowler Derby Hat Black Felt Size 7 5/8 61cm Henri Henri
Canada #K6

$85 or best offer

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No one warned me that seeing younger generations "discover" and "invent" things that have already been done is the most irritating part of getting old.

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Unfortunately, until they stop making new episodes of South Park and Family Guy, things just aren’t going to get any better.

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Musical theatre taught me that I could be a terrible man, and as long as now and then I said something wonderful a hot babe would fall for me.

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Yes! I’m healthier than some whom I’ve said happy retirement to.

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Enthusiastic provocation, even.

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Sorry for sharing good personal news while everyone is experiencing online rage.

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I’m calling HR Tuesday morning and setting up an appointment to submit my retirement paperwork. I want to set it up so after I work my last day, then all my pto runs out, it’s early in the month so I can get free benefits for the rest of that month.

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Just had another episode of my dream about the House That Goes On Forever On The Inside.

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trades jobs will break your body, desk jobs will break your mind. The jobs aren’t the problem, capitalism is.

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The 20's are already half over, can we bring back referring to legs as "getaway sticks."

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Some guys are so excited about having a dick they have to show it to everybody, as if there weren’t 4 billion of them around.

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imagine you sell your kidney and turns out it's only worth six dollars

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You know who’s doing really well in this shitty economy?

SHERWIN WILLIAMS
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

amazon prime should make a button that customers can push that will, at any time, any location, make jeff bezos's pants immediately fall down

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I better get to meet some aliens soon and they better be weird, none of this forehead ridge bullshit.

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I like it better with the dark wood accents.

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How do we feel about this color for an office? Not my choice, but I don’t hate it.

Freshly painted office wall. Color is very light green, leaning toward blue/grey. Vinyl wall base is black. Carpet is charcoal that leans blue.

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What if the Big Bang was God shooting ropes?

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