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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

have you ever been trigonometrically blue balled?

a badly stepped on snippet from a reddit(?) post of an image where someone has drawn a series of interlocking geometrical line patterns, with the caption:
"Semen retention has me drawing sacred geometry again, no caffiene, about 20 hours of work so far. Pictures with process"

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

people who judge my ethics based on my high-ROI Torment Nexus portfolio are hysterical moralists

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[my country's culture] is very unique. we crave water and air for breathing, which has shaped the way we live our lives

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

some of you may die in this dumbass useless war that isn't a war of mine, but that is a sacrifice i am not only willing – but gleeful – to make

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ICE AGENT: are you american? ME: yeah ICE: what's your name ME: s Sam Francisco

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ME: and that's Paul Genocide, how are you all feeling about him? PLAYER: wow the DM is really inventing fake people to get mad at

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i would never cede my support for an oppressed minority UNLESS i have to give up a franchise from my childhood because that is the worst thing you can make a person do

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

it's pretty embarassing that my boss only owns two summer houses and one yacht. i take care to tip him properly by working unpaid overtime

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

going around making top commentary on the internet like: NOT FUNNY unsurbscribed

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

actually if you think about it, True Punk is this taste of rubber and leather in my mouth. yum yum this is what Real Punk is like these days. this is Actual Punk, you guys. well i'll be, is this a shoelace stuck between my teeth?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

some young rapscallions attempted to mug me over the weekend. i got about three seconds into my prerehearsed badass monologue before they kicked the shit out of me and stole my wallet

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if i was Ed Sheeran's PR rep i would simply punch him in the dick and quit

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you wouldn't know my lizard person they live in a different underground lair

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

you know, AI models were actually kinda fun back in the day (think ~4 years ago) when they made stuff that recognisably not human output but still comprehendible

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

why would i support the lesser evil when the bigger evil is much better at getting the atrocities done efficiently?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

by the way water is bad for you. if you're gunna drink water you're gonna drown or something

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i see you've brought data, well i've got something even better: a personal anecdote!

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BREAKING: man with the fourth largest cock in town acts like he has the second largest cock in town

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

me, watching a film with a linear plot and a clear beginning and end: this feels like RAILROADING

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BREAKING: man with the fourth largest cock in town acts like he has the second largest cock in town

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

yeah i'm renting at the moment, have you seen the housing market?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

not sure i get this. most poultry i've seen are too small to ride on

screengrab from a tiktok reading "Then you're going to r§d€ my 🐓 like a g00d g!rl."

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

just realised that if the MCU was made in the 90's Loki would be played by David Schwimmer, probably

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

ello, God, it's me. Absolute Moral Truth. i've seen some sinners sinning and they tell me that i'm being a puritan but that's ridiculous. i cannot be a puritan i am very progressive.

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

they say i have the power to turn wine into piss

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

my hot take is that people with blue checkmarks on twitter shouldn't be allowed to vote

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

oh no, i am having company over tonight. i need to screw the limbs back onto my living room sex doll or else they'lIl think i'm weird

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

going around on the internet and pointing out to fanfiction writers that their works aren't canon. it's tough but somebody's gotta do it

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

unfortunately(??) i think i've just aged out of the AAA gaming space. GTA6 barely even registers on an emotional level to me. good graphics are hardly exciting

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

fun facts with squat: - whales is fish - shrimps is bugs - eggs are dairy - bats is birds

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the whole world is basically a pyramid game if you think about it so that's why you should invest in my Germalife products

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

why *wouldn't* you shape your meatloaf into fun shapes like a smiling face or a cute dog or a huge co

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

all the ladies i know have big bums but we're all just friends

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🕷️ｔｕｒｂｏｆａｌｃｏｎ 🩸 @turbofalcon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

yeah but i had to get the tramp stamp in 4 languages so idk, i'm so so on this project

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Brazilian Butt Lift? why should Brazil get all the fun? what if there are different types and we just don't know it yet? what if i go in there and ask for a Shropshire Arse Hoist?

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if you had logged onto the internet of today 20 years ago you would have tossed out your PC and gone to live in the woods

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

now why would i eat lunch when i could be microdosing adderall instead

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: - money can be exchanged for goods and services - the lesson is, never try - a wizard did it! - boy, everyone is stupid except me - stop, he's already dead

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

humility is knowing the caveman was also capable of learning calculus AND beating your ass

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

porno parody of a classic novel: a tale of two clits

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

my dream has always been to be a famous and critically acclaimed writer, painter and rockstar. the main issue is, as everyone knows, that the creative process is the most boring part of making art, and practicing something without instantaneous monetary gain is the epitomy of foolishness.

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

the demon Ghozdarnyt HYSTERICALLY claims that i have been 'harassing' them with 'harsh vibes' and a 'combative attitude' and 'keeping them inside my corporeal form without their consent' when this whole possession gig was THEIR idea to begin with

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

nicer things are impossible because it might lead to people i don't like getting those nice things

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

SOMEONE: we should kill all left-handed people! LEFT-HANDED PERSON: please don't FAIR AND BALANCED MODERATE: well of course *you* would say that

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

just learned that women get attacked by sharks once a month. holy hell

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The Human Term & Condition @squatmaster666.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"your lack of far-right policies only makes us vote for them harder" "you hating on the far-right only makes us vote for them *harder*" "you calling us insipid dweebs for voting for the far-right only makes us vote for them HARDER" idk it kinda sounds like you just wanna vote for the far-right

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