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Brandon Mills

@dollabillsmills.bsky.social
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📍Kingston, Ontario

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching Pete Campbell make every mistake under the sun, shirk responsibilities, fuck up accounts, cheat on spouse: what a vile creature watching Roger Sterling do exactly the same shit: MY MAN
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this whole thing has only gotten more abstract and far-removed from actual trans people since I wrote this blog: defector.com/the-right-ha...
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The Right Has Created Its Perfect Trans Athlete | Defector
A lot of people in and around the WNBA are talking about trans women. In the aftermath of Indiana Fever role player Sophie Cunningham’s negative comments about trans people playing sports in an ESPN p...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026
i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
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the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/05/2026
exercising my god given right under the constitution to live mas and get baja blasted
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
you ever realize that you just noticed something that's gonna mildly irritate you for the rest of your life
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
why do the Cardinals put their own logo backwards on their own polo shirts
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Defector @defector.com · 30/04/2026
Subscribe to Defector: defector.com/products
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Ben @ben9311.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The scariest thing about the assassination attempt is that the Epstein files say Trump brutally raped a 13 year old girl.
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Old Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ideal relationship dynamic
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David H. Montgomery @dhmontgomery.com · 15/04/2026
A shocking new poll result: Many Americans somehow don't have a favorite dinosaur. And only 6% give the correct answer (triceratops). Check out YouGov's new polling on Americans and dinosaurs: yougovamerica.substack.com/p/whats-your...
A split bar chart of YouGov polling data with the headline: "Americans are most likely to say T. Rex is their favorite dinosaur, but many don't have a favorite."

The chart has the sub-headline: "Which of the following is your favorite dinosaur? (%)."

The chart has the note: "Note: "Other" includes responses of archaeopteryx, spinosaurus, plesiosaur, ankylosaurus, allosaurus, parasaurolophus, dilophosaurus, diplodocus, iguanadon, and pachycephalosaurus, as well as responses of "other." We know pterodactyls and plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs. Opinion about dinosaurs comes from the question, "How much do you like or dislike dinosaurs?""
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Irene Montero: No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression — Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Afghanistan. It will not happen in Iran either When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them
Spain’s MEP Irene Montero speaking to reporters
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
British traditional pub signs with pictures are important heritage and should be saved. There should be a planning permission rule stopping pubs replacing them with boring generic grey or black signs with just initials or other writing on them.
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Terrible football, hilarious game, regrettable outcome
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland. If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 15/01/2026
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
A family member reacts after a federal immigration officer used a battering ram to break down a door before making an arrest on January 11, 2026, in Minneapolis.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Better year I can feel it
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
We're running out of good ideas. Al might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of Al is restarting the world's idea machine?
by Bryan Walsh
Dec 13Simpsons nuts and gum together at last
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Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The duality of Defector
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TheLibertyEsq @thelibertyesq.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams. #UniversalHealthcare #UBI
Iconic image of man in brown jacket standing up at a town meeting.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The rise of AI tech is a crisis and it’s time everyone publicly came out against this shit. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 08/10/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
war, war never changes.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
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Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Brandon Mills @dollabillsmills.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social caught my 11 month old pulling books off the shelf again. At least he’s got good taste?
A baby sitting next to a bookshelf with copies of “Basketball (and other things)” and “Movies (and other things)” on his lap
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick
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Boston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Zdeno Chara. Hockey Hall of Famer. 📰: bit.ly/468tft5
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
4 panel comic

First two panels are entitled “Journalist Visits Twitter”

Panel 1: Journalist is skipping happily through Twitter. Behind them, two people shout “Black people suck!” And “gay people suck”

Panel 2: Journalist continues to skip. Two more people shout “trans people suck” and “immigrants suck!”

The second two panels are titled “Journalist Visits Bluesky”

Panel 3: Journalist skips into bluesky and someone immediately shouts “YOU suck”

Panel 4: Journalist is crouched on the floor, absolutely devastated. In the foreground is a piece of paper that reads “Today, I went to hell”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It is genuinely unsafe for average people to use Twitter and speak freely. It appears to be this administration's primary intelligence gathering operation.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈
Shaq wearing a menagerie of different-colored uniforms throughout his career. Also, "menagerie" is one of those weirds where I feel like I can never actually spell it right on my first try.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
balloons can be food
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WIRED @wired.com · 05/05/2025
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!
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Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its sen...
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/05/2025
libertarians definitely coined and love saying there's "no such thing as a free lunch" because they've never had friends, for whom it's normal and common to buy someone's lunch
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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Your gummy thought of the evening: So much of life is just showing up, and the internet allows too many people to not show up anymore. The rest of the world is just some shit that’s happening on television
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I can’t believe this has to be said, but: You cannot tell the story of Jackie Robinson—as a ballplayer, serviceman, or human—without discussing our country’s history of racism. From Around the Horn:
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